Disclaimer: I do not own Toy Story. I would like to thank everyone that has reviewed, sent a suggestion, added this story to alert, added to favourites or has even taken time to read it. What would I do without y'all? Over halfway there! Not stopping now! Thanks to Jade Zimmer for this idea.

"Okay Hamm," Mr Potato-head began, trying to think of a good dare. He had to win; if he didn't win, he'd never hear the end of it. "I dare you to steal Jessie's hat."

Hamm jaw dropped open.

"What? I don't want to be a broken piggy bank. Jessie'll kill me," Hamm complained. She really would.

"Unless you're a sore porkiepies," Mr Potato-head remarked.

"No, I'll do it egghead," Hamm siad, before smiling; Potato-head was so fun to tease.

"It's Potato-head,"

"Well you look like an egg," Hamm teased. Mr Potato-head's eyes narrowed. "Now watch me do the dare."

Ten minutes later Hamm had still not come back.

"I wonder what's taking him so long?" Mr Potato-head muttered.

It was at that moment, that Hamm crawled in. Mr Potato-head laughed.

Hamm back legs were tied together with string and he was coloured like a rainbow in marker pen.

"Did she get to you?" Mr Potato-head asked, barely able to contain his giggles.

Hamm shot him a death glare.

"You're in for it," Hamm warned. "Now get my legs untied. I need to get this stuff off me."

"Nah," Mr Potato-head teased. "You can stay like that for a while."

"What?" Mr Potato-head asked in disbelief. "You want me to tell Rex that Trixie's pregnant, with his T-rex/Triceraptops?"

"Yeah," Hamm told him. "That's what you get."

"Fine," Mr Potato-head snapped. "But don't blame me if Rex slips into a coma and never comes back out!"

"That's a risk I'm willing to take."

"Well," Hamm began as Mr Potato-head walked under the bed. "Did you do it? What was he like?"

"He's still unconscious from the dare before." Mr Potato-head stated.

"So you didn't so it?"

"Oh no, I did," Mr Potato-head confirmed.

"What happened?"

"He screamed in his sleep." Mr Potato-head said with a wild grin.

"Wait?" Hamm asked. "You want me to walk behind Buzz and press the button on his back?"

"Yep," Mr Potato-head confirmed. "I've always been wondering what that button does."

"Fine," Hamm snapped. He was not going to let Potato-head win this.

Hamm snuck up behind Buzz, who was chatting with Jessie on the window, right above the desk. Neither Buzz or Jessie noticed him approach. Hamm was now stood right at the back of the desk and Buzz was right above him.

With a trotter, Hamm reached up and quickly tapped the button, before he ran as quickly as he could.

He looked back, just in time to see Jessie fall down the edge of the bed.

The button on Buzz's back was a karate chop action, and when Buzz performed the action, he hit Jessie and she fell down the edge of the desk.

Hamm had to contain his snickers. Jessie would kill him, again, if she found out what he did; but luckily; she won't find out.

"Well?" Mr Potato-head demanded. "What happened?"

"Do you know that payback phase going on between Buzz and Jessie?"

"Yeah," Mr Potato-head said. "And?"

"It's been increased to four."

Hamm tried his best to think of a good dare.

"Hurry up, stupid porkie pies!" Mr Potato-head yelled.

It was this that gave Hamm the perfect idea.

And boy would it be good.

"Truth or dare?"

"Do I look like a wimp? Dare." Mr Potato-head spat.

"I dare you to be nice to everyone, for the rest of the day. That means no sarcastic comments, no snapping back and you have to call everyone nice names, like dear or sweetheart?"

"What?" Mr Potato-head demanded. "I can't do that."

"Unless you want me to win...?"

"No, I'll do it." Mr Potato-head began; it was now his turn. "Truth or dare?"

"Dare," Hamm claimed; he wasn't a chicken.

"I dare you to go a whole day, without correcting anyone. Or pointing out any facts."

"Fine," Hamm said. "But that's the last set of questions. May the last pig win."

Mr Potato-head's eyes narrowed. Did Hamm just call him a pig?

This was sure going to be hard for Hamm. Knowledge was the only thing people ever would respect him for, or disrespect him, for that matter.

The game is still on!

And boy was it long.

A/N Sorry it's short. But I loved writing this chapter, had a smile on my face the whole time. Thanks again to Jade Zimmer! I really cannot wait to write how their final dares will affect Hamm and Mr Potato-head. Mr Potato-head can't go anywhere without snapping (Maybe I can have Jessie annoy the heck out of him?) And Hamm can't go two minutes without pointing out completely useless facts. I'm gonna have a lot of fun 8D

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Oh no! I'm running low on stuff! I need more! That's what makes all my chapters really wacky. *Runs to the nearest shop*

*Sighs out of relief* Don't worry. I'm loaded on stuff now.

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