Disclaimer: I do not own Toy Story. I would like to thank everyone that has reviewed, sent a suggestion, added this story to alert, added to favourites or has even taken time to read it. What would I do without y'all? Over halfway there! Not stopping now! Thanks to Jade Zimmer for this idea.
Hamm slyly walked over to Jessie. She was away from Buzz and was walking around the room with Bullseye.
Once she saw Hamm, she placed a protective hand on her hat.
"You ain't taking my hat again," Jessie claimed. "So you can go away. Or d'ya want me to colour you like a bunnie this time?"
Hamm abruptly shook his head. He wasn't wanting to face that embarrassment again.
"No, I don't want to take your hat," Hamm said. "I was wondering if you could do me a favour."
"Forget it," Jessie told him, before she proceeded to walk off, with Bullseye. But she then stopped dead in her tracks and turned around. "What kinda favour?"
It really was odd for Hamm to ask someone for a favour. He usually tended to be someone who never asked anyone for a favour; someone that was too snobby and believed they could do anything without help.
"Well...I was wondering if you would annoy Mr Potato-head for me?" Hamm asked and he swore he saw Jessie's face brighten.
"What for?" Jessie asked out of curiosity. Even though she knew it was because Hamm wanted to get back at Mr Potato-head; show the spud who's boss.
"Well, we were playing the game 'Last Guy Wins All' and me and Mr Potato-head were the last two playing. I dared him to be nice for a whole day. And if you can annoy him, maybe he'll snap and I'll win."
Jessie's eyes narrowed. She had always been desperate to play that game, but the rest never let her because it was too 'manly' for her. And that was why she hesitated for a moment.
But she sure did enjoy annoying Mr Potato-head.
"Well, I do like stealing Mr Potato-head's hat..." She murmured. "But what's in it for me?"
Hamm's eyes widened: He never really thought about that.
"Well..." He began, before he sighed. "I'll let you join the game if you want."
She grined excitedly.
"You got yourself a deal!" She yelled, before she jumped on Bullseye and rode over to Mr Potato-head.
Beating Jessie will be easy.
But he had no idea what Mr Potato-head had in mind.
"Hey Jess!" Mr Potato-head said when he saw Jessie approach on Bullseye.
She leaped off the horse and walked up to Mr Potato-head.
"I was wondering if you could do me a favour?"
Jessie had to force herself not to sigh; she knew that Mr Potato-head was wanting her to help him.
"Yeah?" She muttered. "What d'ya want."
"Well me and Hamm were playing 'Last Guy Wins All' and we were the last two playing. I dared him to go a whole day without correcting anyone or pointing out any facts."
"Let me guess?" Jessie muttered. "Ya want me to blurt out incorrect facts to Hamm and try to get him correct me?"
"Yeah," Mr Potato-head began.
"What's in it for me?"
"Well, whatever you want."
Jessie abruptly smirked, realizing what she could do to get the two of them to lose.
Without a warning, she swiped Mr Potato-head's hat and began to run.
It took all of Mr Potato-head's will power to not yell at her, so he bit his lips.
He ran after her.
"Jessie!" He called. "Please give me my hat back."
No-one takes his hat, but no-one beat him in 'Last Guy Wins All either'; it was a hard choice to make.
Jessie smiled. It'd be good if she won.
She ran past Hamm and the piggy bank smirked.
"Guess what Pam," Jessie yelled. "I took Mrs Noodles flower!"
Hamm bit his lips. It took all of his will power to not correct her. She meant to say 'Guess what Hamm, I took Mr Potato-head's hat!'
But neither of the two gave in.
Jessie knew she had to try harder.
"Oh I just love rainy Sunday mornings, don't you?" She remarked, even though it was a sunny Wednesday morning. Still, neither of them gave in. "I also love to use flowers as Frisbees."
Mr Potat-head wanted to yell at her so bad. She was so annoying. And, yet again, she was calling the hat a flower.
Hamm began to tremble out of anxiety and Mr Potato-head shook so vigorously that his nose was sliding out of it's socket. He pushed it back in place.
She knew she was getting close; maybe just one more tug at their patience.
She then threw the hat like a Frisbee out into the hallway.
Mr Potato-head's hands slowly curled into fists.
"Oh and Hamm, did you know that speed equals distance times time?"
That was the last straw.
"It's speed=Distance/Time!" Hamm yelled just as Mr Potato-head yelled.
"Oi! That's my hat you idiot!"
Hamm and Mr Potato-head then mentally slapped themselves. Jessie grinned. She wins.
"Ha! You both lost the dare. So that means I win!"
Mr Potato-head's jaw dropped.
"You let her join?"
"Eh," Hamm muttered raising his shoulders. "It was the only was to get her to annoy you."
They were both in a state of disbelief. They had both gone through so much only to lose. And they didn't just lose; they lost to Jessie, who would hold it against them for ages. They were never going to hear the end of it.
"I won!" Jessie yelled excitedly. "You sore losers."
Yeah...maybe they should just stick to just guys in their games from now on?
A/N Lol, Jessie owned them all. Hamm and Potato-head were getting really competitive, but then they got beaten by Jessie, because they wanted to beat each other. That what they get for being competitive; they get beaten by a girl.
I think that the truth or dare trilogy of shots were my favourite to write so far. Even though I enjoyed the fact that I had a lot of you going during the chapter 'Throwing Out' lol.
Thanks again to Jade Zimmer.
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