Magma: And we're back for another Chapa!


Todd:...I think I may be haunted right now...

Red: Why? O.o

Todd: Well, I keep feeling this chill from time to time, a girl's voice whispering in my ear...And my hat floated on its own...I NEED AN EXORSIST!

Xavia: Hrm...Has any of your things been moved around?

Todd:Yeah...why? Seriously I need options! I don't WANT a GHOST!

Parker: Hm...Have you done anything strange lately? Do you know someone who died recently?

Todd: Well...I did find a cave with a statue and a katana in it...Though the Katana was junk and I quickly lost interest.

Uncle Chan has logged on.

Uncle: Iyaaa what did you say!? Were there any ropes or white chalk!?

Todd: Uh...yeah, scuffed up the chalk...I'm getting scared now :(

Uncle: FOOL! You have released spirit! Xavia you must implement containment while I make Chi spell!

Xavia: On it Uncle! Parker, get my tools!

Parker: Which ones?

Rupert: What do you mean which ones?

Parker: She has tools for every thing, magic tools, fighting tools, working tools, mecanical tools, etc.

Xavia. You know which ones I mean.

Parker: Right away.


Uncle Chan has uploaded a picture on Todd Monte's wall
(12 million people commented on this)

Uncle: See what happens when boy messes with ancient seals!? -Finger wacks Todd-

Todd: OW!

Red: Hey! Leave him alone! He didn't know!

Uncle: Ahhh but ignorence is what kills! Jade pure example of this.

Jade: HEY!...Actually I can't say anything since I went all queen of darkness that one time...

Xavia: Not bad.

Jade: You lose your looks girl, not good.

Pauleeen: I'm almost afraid to ask...But what did you look like didga dig?

Jade: This.

Jade Chan has uploaded a picture on her wall.

Uncle: Epitiome of EVIL! BAD CHI! VERY BAD CHI!

Xavia: Uncle, trust me. I have seen worse chi that makes that look like pure goodness.

Uncle: Of course you would child! You face demons that could chew up and spit this old man out in a second...Anyway spirit is gone and delt with.

Jade: Point for team CHAN! XD


Parker Adven has uploaded a picture to his wall.

Parker: TO THE OPRA~!

Red:...The opra?

Xavia: Ugh, he loves opra. Why? I don't know...

Prof. Scatterly: But you dress well and sharply for it, Parker my boy!


Kaze Shiratori has updated his status to 'dieing in bed'

Red: You okay?

Kaze: Besides having a fever thats making me hallucinate, and lacking the ability to breath through my nose...Just fine.

Joe: Ya ain't dying, pard, ya jus' got some sickness.

Sarisa: I'll see if I can find out what it is. I'll be over in a second.

Uncle: Iyya you no need to do that Sarisa. I can just use some herbal healing, some maggot droppings, goat tounge, meal worms...

Kaze: O.o Thats ok Uncle! Really! I'm fine!

Uncle: Nonsense! I'll be over in a bit.

Uncle Chan has logged off

Kaze:...Someone, please kill me. T-T

Sarisa: Don't worry, I'll get there first!

Sarisa Eastward logged off.

Xavia: Trust me Kaze, the only thing Sarisa can't cure is a broken heart.


Rupert Regius updated his status to 'in a relationship' with Xavia Adven.

Red: CONGRATULATIONS! XD

Holt: Yeah!

Todd: I guess it's good thing Zeke helped out. XD

Zeke: Me, the master hacker. XD

Jade: Congratulations Little Ru-Ru :)

Rupert: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!

Martin(Mobile): I can't tell if you're blushing from anger or something else.

Rupert: ...Father? How...where are you?

Martin: I'm in the tree outside your window.

Rupert: WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE?!

Martin: Oh, I stalk you every now and then.

Todd: That's...kinda creepy...

Red: Why are you even doing it? O.o

Martin: I'm his father, I have the right.

Kaze:...That...I got nothin'.


Chieftain has uploaded a picture on Pauleen of the Digadigs wall.
(30,000 people like this)

Pauleen: GRANDPA! WHY, DIGADIG!?

Chieftain: But you look... so cute, digadig :)

Red: TODD MUST SEE THIS. :D

Pauleen: No! No no no no no! You call him here and I will out the most humiliating video of you on my wall diga dig!

Red: You got nothing on me~!

Todd: You called me Red?

Pauleen:...

Pauleen of the Digadigs has uploaded a video on her wall.
(10,000 people like this)

Kaze: Oh my...LOL LOLOLOLOLOL!

Xavia: LAWL!

Pauleen: I warned you, thanks for giving me the blackmail Xavia diga dig. :)

Xavia: No problem~

Red: HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THAT?!

Xavia: Remember when we were sparring last week and did that pressure point that made you pass out?

Red:...

Joe: HA HAHAH!

Parker: Don't laugh. She has dirt on you as well, Joe.

Joe: WHAT?!

Xavia: I have dirt on everyone. Except Sarisa.

Pauleen: Wait...GRANDPA, SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE INTERNET?!


Rupert: ...Xavia?

Xavia: Yeah?

Rupert:...I...I was wondering...

Parker: YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY LITTLE SISTER.

Xavia: Parker, don't scare him.

Parker: But why? I'm here to take care of you.

Xavia: I know, I just don't like my friends being scared, and I know you'd never do anything against my wishes.

Parker: ...

Xavia: ...Okay, EXCPET for forcing me to take a bath when I was little and making me dress up every time you drag me off to the opra.

Parker: You always look so cute~

Xavia: That's what everyone says. -.-'

Parker: But not as cute as when you're sleeping.

Xavia: ...Wait, WHAT?

Parker: You're so cute. I take pictures.

Xavia: ...Yeah...That's...just strange.

Parker: But...so cute. ;A;

Xavia: I don't care. Stop it or I'll post that video I have of you.

Parker: It can't be that bad.

Xavia: Oh yea? You in your room daning to gangman style, in nothing but your boxers and untied bathrobe as well as sunglasses and one of those opra viking helemts.

Parker:...I really must find the hidden cameras you put in my room.


Jade chan has uploaded a video on her wall. Tohru has been tagged in this video.

Jade:Who's bad? I'm BAD!

Todd: How...why...How are you lifting up a SUMO!? O.o

Red:Is she super human!?

Xavia: She's using one of the talisman.

Tohru has logged on.

Tohru:She's right. Jade stole it...

Jade:Dang it why'd you guys have to ruin it!?

Captain Black has logged on.

Black:Jadeeeeee.

Jade:...

Jade chan has logged off.


Nick Nack has posted apiture on his wall and tagged Red Ranger, Rosie Richmond, and Holt Boltomore.

Nick Nack: Hebold! My precious treasures brought by my three young friends!

Holt: Yeah...that was...an VERY interesting day...

Jade:...That guy means behold right?

Kaze:It's hard to tell with him but yeah...


Grey:*Snore*

Red:Um...

Kaze:Her job's tireing. She works at a factory...seriously I'm surprised she picks now to crash.