Disclaimer: I do not own Toy Story. I would like to thank everyone that has reviewed, sent a suggestion, added this story to alert, added to favourites or has even taken time to read it. What would I do without y'all? Over halfway there! Not stopping now! Thanks to everyone who voted on the poll for this story! Thanks to Jade Zimmer for this idea.
Jessie was extremely bored that day.
Bonnie had left for school an hour before and during that hour, she had managed to become bored of playing board games; fed up of watching Rex and Trixie on the computer; fed up of listening to Hamm point out everything Trixie and Rex are doing in the game and she was bored of listening to Woody complain to her that she was slowing him down. But she was glad she had that effect though.
She had met up with most of the other toys to see what they were doing.
But by the time she came across Mr Pricklepants, she was unbelievably bored.
I feel so bored, that I'd probably enjoy performing one of his plays, she thought to herself.
But at that moment, she was unable to notice the crowd of toys gathered around Mr Pricklepants, waiting to receive their part.
"I'm so bored," Jessie complained.
This caused Mr Pricklepants to turn around to face her.
"Ah Jessie," He began upon noticing her. "You'll be perfect for the part."
Jessie's head perked up.
"Huh?"
"You're just perfect for the part of Sharpay."
"What?" Jessie demanded with wide eyes.
She hadn't meant it literally.
"We're performing a parody of High School Musical."
Jessie's eyes widened even more and she took a few steps back.
"No! No! No!" Jessie exclaimed. "I'm not having a part in that!"
What was even more weird was that Mr Pricklepants was wanting to perform a parody and not the real thing.
"And why are you even wanting to perform a parody?" Jessie asked.
"It was Trixie's idea,"
Go figure, Jessie thought.
"Why?"
"Well, apparently Trixie believes that Dolly has a crush on Woody," Mr Pricklepants began, taking a step closer so they wouldn't be overheard. "And she thinks that giving Dolly and Buzz the part of Troy and Gabriella would make Woody jealous. She told me that she's wanting to get them together."
"And you agreed?" Jessie asked.
"Oh yes," Mr Pricklepants answered. "They remind me very much of Romeo and Juliet."
"Well..." Jessie began. "It's a good idea, but there's no way I'm taking part on it."
"Are you sure?" Mr Pricklepants asked. "You do know that Sharpay is a main antagonist, right?"
Jessie's eyes widened in surpise and an evil grin appeared on her face.
"Then what are ya waiting for?" Jessie demanded. "Let's get it on!"
"Come on Ryan," Jessie, as Sharpay urged. "We have to stop them from entering that contest!"
"Huh?" Woody, as Ryan asked.
"We can't let them sing!" Jessie said.
"Well, why not?" Woody asked.
"Em...uh...I don't know," Jessie murmured, causing the few toys in the audience to sigh. She then looked towards the back, where Mr Pricklepants was waiting for his cue to come on. She then broke. "Line?"
Mr Pricklepants sighed, before burying his face in his hand.
"You don't know your lines?"
"No,"
"Do you even know what Sharpay wants to stop them?"
"No," Jessie answered. "I never concentrate on the movie when it's on."
Mr Pricklepants sighed again and Woody shifted impatiently from side to side. How is it that Woody knows everything that's happened, when he's only watched it once, but Jessie has been forced through it loads of times, yet she knows nothing?
"It's a parody," He said simply. "Just improvise."
Jessie looked dumbstruck at this.
"What's a parody?" She quietly asked Woody.
"Just make it up," Woody answered.
"Okay," Jessie answered. "We're ready to carry on."
After a few moments, Mr Pricklepants gave the cue to continue.
"We can't let them sing," Jessie declared, going over what they had just said.
"Well, why not?"
She had no idea what to say, so she said the first random thing that came to her mind.
"'Cause if they sing, then it'll prevent Jessie the yodelin' cow girl from being elected President."
This caused everyone in the audience to roll their eyes, which included the three aliens, the peas and Hamm.
"Then let them sing!" Hamm exclaimed.
In unison, most of the others agreed; Jessie scowled.
"Oh no!" Dolly, as Gabriella, exclaimed. "I really want to sing. But we can't! You've got you're checkers tournament and I've got a ballerina recital."
That was what their minds came up with when they struggled for lines. So instead of Buzz, as Troy, going to a basket ball game, he was now going to a checkers tournament and Dolly, as Gabriella, was going to a ballerina recital.
"We've got to figure some way out of this," Buzz exclaimed as dramitically as he could.
"Well we could-" Dolly began, but was interrupted when Jessie barged herself onto the stage.
"Come on Ryan," Jessie exclaimed as she jabbed Woody in the back urging him forward, but not before he winced.
"We have to find a way to stop them!" Jessie began in a sing-song voice.
"But how? Miss really likes them, there's no way she's going to change her mind."
It would've been a lot easier if they had a melody playing in the background.
"Maybe if we...?" Jessie began, completely unaware of what to say. So she broke character again. "Line?"
Mr Pricklepants sighed.
"Just improvise."
"But I don't know how to," Jessie complained.
"Well go figure it out,"
Jessie frowned.
"Okay..."
She thought for a few moments.
"Maybe if we eat some cheese pie, we'll figure it out,"
"Huh?" Woody asked, breaking character himself.
Out of anxiety, Jessie took hold of her pull string hoop.
Mr Pricklepants sighed again. Why couldn't they just do it right?
He then realized that if he wanted anything doing right at all, he'd have to do it himself. So he proceeded to walk onto the stage.
"Oh no," Mr Pricklepants exclaimed. "Is that a spider coming down from the ceiling?"
He acted as best as he could for this.
Dolly and Woody's eyes instantly widened.
"Where?" They asked in unison, almost jumping out of their skins.
"There," Mr Pricklepants answered, pointing to a space of clear air. "And it's drifting down. Oh no, there are two and they've landed on Woody and Dolly's head."
Woody cried out and Dolly screamed. She almost instantly jumped right into Woody's arms, causing him to fall backwards, right into Jessie. Since Jessie had been holding her string as her hand jerked, it extended. But she had no idea that Woody had been holding hers as well. So Dolly was able to stand up without a problem, but it wasn't so easy for the two of them, as their pull-strings had been intertwined with each other. It formed into a nice, challenging knot.
They tried to step away from each other, but their string would not allow that distance, so their voice boxes activated.
"You're my best friend," Jessie's said whilst Woody's claimed:
"You're my favourite deputy,"
This caused the two of them to blush in awkward embarrassment.
Mr Pricklepants frowned and rolled his eyes. He knew there would be no easy way to undo that knot.
"The play is dismissed," Mr Pricklepants announced, but he just had to boast. "But you have to admit, that was a brilliant use of improvisation that was acted out magnificently."
Everyone else rolled their eyes.
But they found this rather typical.
A/N I do hope you all take into account that it's like one in the morning now, so this will probably seem a bit...how should I put it?...like it's been written by an extremely insane person. Well...I probably am insane, but I'm never this insane.
Thanks to Jade Zimmer for this idea!
And yep, I've decided now, with help from Cerulean Pen's review, that Woody and Dolly will end up as an item by the end of this fanfic. Except that the relationship wouldn't really involve making out, 'cause let's face it, Dolly hasn't really got kissable lips. And yes, I am a Woody/Jessie shipper, but these moments are trying to keep towards the canon pairings and Woody and Dolly aren't officially with anyone, so they can go together.
Okay, I'm done with my ramble. But you had been warned that I'm acting extremely crazy! Lol.
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