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"Woohooo!" Jessie exclaimed. "I'm through to the finals!"

Woody scowled. He was still annoyed with her since she told him to lick the floor. Lick the floor! That was completely ridiculous.

"Uh," Hamm began. "Actually, it's the semi-final."

"Huh?" Jessie asked, obviously confused. "What's that?"

Hamm had to contain himself from rolling his eyes.

"A semi final is the stage before the final, where two matches usually take place and the winner of each match will proceed to the final."

Jessie's jaw dropped. "Wait," Buzz interrupted. "How can there be two matches when there are five of us?"

"Simple," Hamm answered, desperately trying to come up with a plan; not wanting to make it obvious. "One match shall be a triple threat."

"What are they?" Buzz asked.

"A match where three people play. But instead of a one-pin only, both of the other players have to have lost by either count-out, DQ, pin fall or submission."

"But isn't that a bit unfair?" Chuckles asked.

"Is wrestling ever fair?" Hamm asked rhetorically.

"No," Mr Pricklepants. Woody and Buttercup said in unison. Bullseye nodded his agreement.

"But who's going to play the triple-threat match?" Buzz asked.

Hamm turned his head in Woody's direction, whilst winking.

"That's Woody's choice," Hamm stated. "He's the referee after all."

"I am?" Woody asked with wide eyes, before he fist pumped the air. "Yes."

"Just choose Woody," Jessie told him.

Woody tapped his finger against hos chin for a moment, trying to think of a good strategy he could use. If he placed Buzz and Jessie in a game it'd be hilarious. Buzz wouldn't be able to touch her and Jessie would pound the living daylight out of him. But if he placed Hamm and Jessie in a game together, that'd be the most exciting match he'd ever see. But that was when he remembered what she made him do.

That was when Hamm exchanged a reasurring glance with Woody, causing the Sheriff to smirk; he knew what to do.

"I think I'll have Hamm and Chuckles in a single match, and then have Jessie, Buzz and Rex in another."

"Wait what?" Buzz asked in disbelief. "I can't fight her."

"Aw," Woody murmured mockingly. "Afraid you'll get beat up Ranger?"

"No," Buzz said abruptly. "I don't want to hurt her."

Jessie let out a laugh.

"You won't hurt me Buzz, it's a game,"

"Yeah," Woody agreed. "She won't let you."

Hamm charged into Chuckles, sending the clown sprawling out of the ring.

"Ow," Chuckles commented. "You've got a head like a steel ball."

"1..." Woody began to call, raising his hand in the air after every yell. "2...3...4...5...6..."

"Screw this," Chuckles said with a scowl. "It ain't worth this rubbish."

The clown then walked away.

"8...9..10!" Woody yelled. "And going up to the finals is...Hamm!"

"Ow Jessie!" Buzz exclaimed as she forced him to the ground, digging a foot into his back as she took hold of his wrists. With all of her strength, she yanked back. But her foot accidentally slipped, catching to button on Buzz's back. "Be careful with the button."

But it was too late, she had already stepped on it and she gasped when Buzz's hand jerked, slamming against the ground. If she hadn't let go just in time, she would've staggered forward.

Buzz grunted as his hand slammed against the floor, the vibration soaring up his arm and into his shoulder.

Upon noticing this, Jessie laughed; she loved that button.

She kicked his back again, causing his karate chop action to take place.

"Ow!"

Rex was whimpering back against the edge of the ring, flabbergasted by what was going on before him.

"Give up?" Jessie asked.

"Yes!" Buzz exclaimed.

"Yeehaaw!" Jessie yelled. "That means I get to press your button three times."

She pressed her foot down against the button.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Buzz yelled after each extremely painful tap.

"And Buzz is out!" Woody claimed as Buzz struggled to his feet and walked out of the ring.

Hamm could only stare at her in disbelief. If she won, then he had no chance.

But that was when an idea came to him.

Rex stared at Jessie with wide eyes, frozen in his place. He was too shocked to notice Hamm approaching until he charged right through him.

"Ahh!" Rex yelled.

"And Jessie is disqualified!" Woody announced and her jaw dropped open. "And proceeding to the finals is...Rex!"

"What?" Jessie asked in disbelief. "That's not fair."

"But it's the rules Jessie," Woody said. "If the opponent is attacked by a nonparticipating person, then the other contestant is immediately disqualified."

"I won!" Rex exclaimed in joy. "I can't believe it!"

"B-but-" Jessie protested.

"Out of the ring ginger!" Hamm ordered, causing her to scowl.

She was not going to let him get away with this. She could've down right won if Hamm hadn't got her disqualified.

"And the final begins!" Woody stated when Hamm and Rex were both in the ring.

Hamm was about to charge at Rex, when Jessie walked into the ring and held a hand beside Rex.

When Hamm noticed this, his eyes widened.

"No! Don't!"

Too late, Jessie very gently flicked Rex, but Rex, exaggerating the situation as much as ever...

"Ahhh!" Rex exclaimed. "That hurt."

Woody frowned; but he had to stick with the rules.

"Hamm is disqualified."

"What?" Hamm asked in disbelief. "That's not fair."

Jessie turned her head towards him, before she smiled.

"Is wrestling ever fair?"

Hamm's jaw dropped open; he couldn't believe it.

"And the winner is...Rex!" Woody announced and cheers were heard within the audience.

"I. Can't. Believe. It!" Rex exclaimed and it turned out he couldn't; he fainted.

Jessie, even though she hadn't won, felt victorious.

Since she had just taught Hamm never to mess with Jess!

A/N And the winner of the oreos is...aw, no-one. Oh well, *Hands everyone a free packet of oreos* Y'all deserve them.

But I guess you weren't all expecting Rex to win. But that's what Hamm gets for messing with Jessie.

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