Disclaimer: Mmmm... I only wish I owned Gill... Oh, I don't own any of the others either! XD


By now, Gill was just a bit fuzzy headed, so it took him a moment to recognize that it was the girl who actually planned to ruin his island! Gill hiccuped lightly and blinked, looking around. How had he gotten on the ground again? Gill got up with a grunt and looked at Angela, who was watching him.

"What do y-hic youwan woman?" Gill questioned. Now, his speech sounded legitimate to himself but, to Angela with was probably just a bit slurred. So Gill wasn't used to drinking! It wasn't his fault!

"Will you help me please?" Angela questioned.

"What, wait, okay okay, schlow downal il." Gill said, stumbling around even as he stood in place. He really should get home. He didn't know why she was even standing here. He was drunk, what could he possibly do to help her?

"Maybe I should help you home..." Angela said, taking a look at him.

"Nono, I fine." Gill said, turning towards his house. But, he felt himself being caught as he stumbled. He was promptly taken to his home in the dark with the help of who he wasn't sure. He thought it might've been Angela, but Angela didn't smell like roses.

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Gill woke up at the right time in the morning and felt for his alarm clock, which was buzzing like crazy. He slammed down on it when he found it, rubbing his head. He had one hell of a hangover and didn't remember anything past Ramsey and Dale's conversation. But, he didn't really care by now. If she was going to be out, she would just take one stab at tilling her field and be gone. Gill couldn't muster a smile though. Damn... his head really did hurt.

Gill got ready for work, putting on his normal clothes and brushing his hair, putting it back in the perfect style he always liked it. He made sure his sweater vest was in tip top shape, and he headed out of the door, squinting at the sunlight. Suddenly, with a hangover, everything was stupid and useless. Like the sun shine, and the concrete, and his shoes, and even the town hall building which he'd been working in forever. He even thought he was stupid and useless for his head hurting so much. But, all that aside, Gill entered the town hall building and sat down at his work station, filing paperwork.

Gill just sat, filing for awhile, which Elli was watching him. After awhile, she decided to speak up.

"So, I heard you went to the bar last night." Elli said nonchalantly. But, Gill already knew that this wasn't going to be a good talk, just by the tone of her voice.

"So I got a little drunk, what's the worst that could happen? I was on time for work wasn't I?" Gill grumbled, putting away a file in the way he always did and pulling out yet another one. Elli looked at him incredulously and Gill looked up with a raised eyebrow.

"What?" Gill asked. When she didn't answer, he turned away, but he could still feel her glare, like daggers pressed up against his neck. It made it hard to work, but it wasn't anything he couldn't handle. Finally, he felt the gaze slip away from his neck and he relaxed. He would finally have a little time to wo-

Suddenly, Angela stepped into the building from outside, smiling. "Hello Elli, Hello Gill."

"Hi Angela!" Elli said, jumping up and running around to hug her. Gill on the other hand just gave a small grunt of acknowledgement and went on with his work, trying to tune out that annoying high voice of hers. But, it wasn't long before Gill stood up.

"Is there any reason why you're here?" Gill asked, in a tone that wasn't nice at all. But then again, it wasn't meant to be. Elli glared at him and Angela just laughed lightly.

"Yeah actually." Angela said, handing him some paperwork.

"What's this...?" Gill questioned, looking at the form. It was for some girl named... Luna. It was such a pretty name.

"Oh, I told one of my friends about this place and she's moving her family here to run a Tailor's Shop." Angela said with a smile.

"Tailor's Shop...?" Gill questioned, looking at the form. The handwriting was so neat... and it did sound like something they needed. After last night, Gill was convinced that he needed a whole different set of clothes. And Gill was sure that having them nearby would be good for everybody instead of ordering from over the sea.

"Alright, I'll get it filed." Gill said, not wanting to argue just for the sake of it. But that was the only thing they needed. They didn't need anything else. If she advised any other friends, he would kick them out. But, Gill was certain that Luna would be more than he had wanted in this town.

"Yay!" Angela exclaimed, "I'll tell her to come over to the island immediately I'm sure that it'll be awesome! You won't regret it Luna is amazing and she's really really pretty too and I wouldn't doubt that she'll bring a lot to the island to make it even better than it is now oh awesome you won't be sorry I promise!" Angela said, going on and on and on before hugging Elli and running out the door.

"Wow. She's just adorable!" Elli exclaimed. But Gill just snorted. His headache was going away and he was done filing the papers for the Tailor's Shop. That thing was anything but adorable. Maybe if the Tailor's Shop was successful, and the girls in that shop weren't a walking trashcan like she was, then maybe it would earn her a brownie point or two. But otherwise, she was a lost cause to earth. She was sure some dumpster in America would like her.

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It was only a couple days more before the Tailor's Shop was completely set up. Gill had had to work, so he couldn't see the progress... or this elusive Luna. But now was the time. He had to do inspection on the shop, and if Luna was as pretty as Angela described her to be (Though if Angela actually thought herself beautiful he didn't know what to expect), he might go easy on them.

Gill stepped into the quaint little shop and looked around. Behind the counter he saw a very old female, who introduced herself as Shelly. She was very kind looking, and fashionable despite her age. Gill walked around the building until he saw a purple/gray haired female. He tapped her on the shoulder lightly.

"Excuse me?" Gill questioned, "Who are you?" The girl was very pretty... but not exactly fashionable at all. And she seemed very shy...

"Oh, uhm..." The girl said lightly, "I'm... C-Candace."

"Oh. Nice to meet you." Gill said, "I hope you have a wonderful life here in Waffle Town."

Candace nodded and blushed lightly, and Gill turned around. He walked back into the main area and looked back to Shelly. "Hi. Uhm, I filed the papers. And I understand there was to be a Luna here.."

"You lookin' for me?" A girl said, stepping into the doorway.

Gill turned around and had to keep his jaw from dropping. She was absolutely gorgeous. She was small, but he could tell by her face that she was about his age. Her blue eyes sparkled like two sapphire gems as they looked him over. She looked absolutely adorable in her dress and shoes, and her skin looked soft, even from where he was standing. Her hair was amazing. It was the perfect color, coordinating with both her eyes and dress, a beautiful purple. She smelled delicious... like strawberries, and her body wasn't looking too bad either.

Gill quickly fixed himself and smiled at her. She smiled back at him. His heart fluttered to the ceiling and he swore he fell in love that instant. "Hi. I'm Gill." Gill said with a smile.

"I've heard." Luna said with a smile, "Angela said you cared for this town. Well, let me assure you that we'll only make it better."

Gill felt his whole world melt away. She was perfect, she was so perfect that nothing could ruin this moment. Or... so he thought.

Gill could almost sense her coming. Angela stepped inside of the Tailor's Shop, tainting it perfectly. Gill had to hold himself from wrinkling his nose. But what came next was even worse. The two of them saw each other and Angela hugged her. Luna had just been hugged by trash. Gill could almost see the filth on her dress.

"Oh, you big teddy bear! I missed you!" Luna said to Angela.

Angela smiled and laughed. "I know right? I was like ohmigosh how long is it gonna be before I get to see Luna again cause I really really miss her and then an opportunity comes for you to come here and it's so perfect and oh god I missed you so much I hope you're successful here!"

Gill looked back and forth between the two and let out a slightly visible shudder before smiling. "Well, I'd better leave."

"Bye!" Angela said, and Gill winced. But, he relaxed when he heard a beautiful voice ring out after the other, making it so much better.

"Nice to meet you Gill! I hope I get to see you soon!"

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Gill got home after work and crawled into bed before smelling his pillow. He cocked his head to the side and then frowned. "Dad! How many times do I have to tell you not to wash anything without my permission!?" Gill shouted. There was no answer, but Gill knew that his dad had done it. And the worst part was that he'd used the flowery kind again. But, he'd gone a little overboard on the rose stuff. He couldn't even smell the other flowers this time.

Gill laid his head on his pillow and thought of Luna the whole night, only wishing that his father would've used strawberry scented instead.

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Gill was having a dream behind closed eyes.

"Thankssss." Gill said in the dark, only smelling roses. He stumbled into his house and into the light as the person stayed in the shadows. "You can go." Gill said, suddenly literate. But, the shadow didn't leave. "Hey, I thanked you, but you can go now." Gill said. Suddenly, Luna stepped into the lightly. "Oh... what are you doing here?"

Luna just smiled, a smile so beautiful that Gill knew she was perfect. Luna walked up to him and laid her head on his chest, and he walked back to his room with her, shutting the door.

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Gill shot up out of his bed, sweating. Gill shook his head. He didn't have dreams like that, not with perfect girls. Not with any girls, he wasn't like that! He was still a virgin! Gill's light turned on and the Mayor walked in, causing Gill to take his pillow and grab it over his midsection.

"Are you alright son? You were awfully loud from upstairs." The Mayor said.

"Yeah dad, I'm fine, now go away. I want to go to bed." Gill said, shooing his father away with one hand.

"Oh son, it's a natural thing, you don't have to hide it."

"DAD!"


XD I felt like being funny, so I added that. ;) This is it for today, Ciao.