Just to say, I'm sorry I've not updated in over a week, but I was away and didn't have a computer where I went.
Oh, the first song isn't by me (it's in the film) but the second one is! Hope you like this chapter!
``Everybody! I want to see your hands up! `` He shouted ``Are you ready to rock and roll?! `` The answering roar so load it hurt Harry's ears. Then they started
``Move your body like a hairy troll,
Learn to rock and roll,
Spin around like a crazy elf,
Dancin' by himself ``
Harry didn't quite understand why everyone was so obsessed with this band. It was just a normal band with abnormal lyrics. He'd heard far weirder lyrics coming from Dudley's radio. He spun round. Someone had elbowed him. Not that it hurt, but he felt weird not looking to see who it was. Luna was stood there. Well, not really stood, she was probably dancing but to Harry it just looked like she was clawing the air.
``Luna, what are you doing? `` He asked. It was worth a try. She would just be embarrassing herself.
``Drizbeez. They're everywhere. `` She said, as if it explained it all. ``Then why are you doing that? `` He hoped she wouldn't feel offended if that was supposed to be dancing. ``I'm allergic to them. Daddy that they don't like it if you move your hands above your head in their presence. You should try it `` Harry was just about to object and tell her how weird it looked, but he was drowned out by another roar went through the crowd. The song had finished.
``Now everybody, this is a brand new song that nobody has ever heard before! Are you ready for this? You'd better be coz this will blow you off your feet! Here we go; it's called The Minister Who Couldn't Dance! ``
``The Minister he was a bloke he was,
Never ever broke he was,
Yet in his life he had everything,
He even had a wife who dance and could sing!
And one day, wife and all,
He went to the Grand Duke of Kent's
Great big ball.
Everyone sung,
Everyone danced,
But if you glanced,
At the side,
You would see him try to hide.
Then wife, she said
Oh, Rodger dear,
Why don't you come dance over here?
She dragged him off to the dance floor,
Right to the middle,
This next part, it ain't no riddle:
He tried to dance; he did the funky chicken,
When all his mates looked really stricken,
He stopped. He tried. But he couldn't do the jive
So….
The Minister couldn't dance! Woo!
Yeah! ``
At this point, nobody was standing completely still. Most people were swaying at least. Harry smiled at Luna
``This has got to be the best Yule Ball ever! `` ``I agree! `` Harry was just about to say something else, but instead he decided to sing along with the chorus of the song
`` He tried to dance; he did the funky chicken,
When all his mates looked really stricken,
He stopped. He tried. But he couldn't do the jive
So….
The Minister couldn't dance! Woo!
Yeah! ``
Everybody had joined in at this point, and the only person sat down was a grumpy looking Ron.
``Now everybody, I know you're all very excited, well ya should be, coz we are gonna play you our favorite song: Magic Works! ``