Another chappie! Yayz! Oh, and it'll just be Pai for this one incase y'all are wondering. This is for yoyowezy. Arigato for the request, I had fun typing it! ^_^
And I don't own TMM, or the songs I use. So please enjoy this chapter.
Mew Karaoke 6: Kisshu, Pai, and Taruto
"Oi, Pipsqueak!" Kisshu called over to Taruto, who was eating candy and cakes with Pudding.
"WHAT?!" Taruto demanded.
"You, me, and Pai are doing the next song," Kisshu told him.
"And judging by the smirk you're giving me, I'm guessing it's that song, right?" Taruto asked.
"Yup!" Kisshu replied.
"What is 'that song' that you guys keep referring to, Kish?" Ichigo asked curiously.
Kisshu smirked. "You'll see," he said as he began flipping through the songs.
Pai just groaned. "Great," he muttered. "I HATE that song. But does Kisshu give me a choice? NO, he has to blackmail me into things!"
"Actually Pai, I have a better song in mind for you to do now," Kisshu said. "After me and the pipsqueak do this one."
"Great , don't tell me it's that song now?!" Pai groaned. "That one's even worse than that one!"
"Exactly! Which is why it's the perfect one for you!" Kisshu replied. "Actually, you can do that one before me and Taruto do the other song!"
"Um, I'm really confused now," Ichigo said, as her brain was literally getting dizzy from listening to Pai and Kisshu arguing.
Pai sighs. "You're not gonna stop bugging about it, are you?" he asked.
"Nope," Kisshu replied.
"Great," Pai muttered.
Kisshu smirked. "Well, I'm sure Lettuce would just love to know about your Thriller dance then," he said.
"Fine! I hate it when you blackmail me like that!" Pai grumbled.
"Um... what did you mean by his Thriller dance?" Lettuce asked Kisshu.
"Nothing!" Pai told her, before Kisshu had a chance to say anything.
"Ok then," Lettuce replied.
"So is ANYBODY going to pick another song yet?" Ryou demanded impatiently.
"Hai! Pai is!" Kisshu exclaimed happily.
"NO, I'm not!" Pai snapped at him.
"Well, you should have thought about that before you decided to doom me," Kisshu replied, smirking. "So now it's payback."
"You're such a little twerp!" Pai muttered.
"Ok, either somebody pick another song or I'm putting the karaoke stuff away now," Ryou said.
"Fine, but only if you quit bugging me about it!" Pai told Kisshu.
Yay!" Kisshu exclaimed happily as he hit play on the song for Pai.
Pai sighs. "I'm never gonna hear the end of it am I?"
"Once again, nope," Kisshu replied. "Oh wait, there's one thing I forgot!" he added as he quickly paused the song.
"What is it now?" Pai asked, getting annoyed.
Kisshu snapped his fingers, and Pai was now wearing cosplay to go with the song. "K, that's better!" he said, once again smirking.
"Great, and there goes my life. Or what's left of it anyway," Pai muttered sarcastically, as Kisshu hit replay on the song.
Kisshu then slipped a video camera to Taruto when Pai wasn't looking. Taruto grinned mischieviously and began filming the whole thing.
~Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeoja
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja
Bami omyeon simjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Geureon banjeon inneun yeoja
Naneun sanai
Najeneun neomankeum ttasaroun geureon sanai
Keopi sikgido jeone wonsyat ttaerineun sanai
Bami omyeon simjangi teojyeobeorineun sanai
Geureon sanai~
Kisshu had to hold his hand over his mouth to keep from laughing too hard as Taruto was filming, but he wasn't having much luck with that considering it was hilarious to watch.
~Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey
Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh~
Kisshu couldn't take it anymore and just fell over laughing at how ridiculous Pai looked.
~Jeongsukhae boijiman nol ttaen noneun yeoja
Ittaeda sipeumyeon mukkeotdeon meori puneun yeoja
Garyeotjiman wenmanhan nochulboda yahan yeoja
Geureon gamgakjeogin yeoja
Naneun sanai
Jeomjanha boijiman nol ttaen noneun sanai
Ttaega doemyeon wanjeon michyeobeorineun sanai
Geunyukboda sasangi ultungbultunghan sanai
Geureon sanai
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo, hey, geurae baro neo, hey
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo, hey, geurae baro neo, hey
Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh~
Now Ichigo found herself laughing hard too, along with Pudding. Lettuce was giggling a little bit. And Taruto wanted to laugh but he had to hold the camera still, but he was still grinning and snickering at the ridiculously hilarious scene.
~Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby, baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom
Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby, baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom
You know what I'm saying
Oppa Gangnam Style
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppa Gangnam Style
Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
Oppa Gangnam Style~
As soon as the song ended, Kisshu and Ichigo were now laughing so hard at Pai being so ridiculously hilarious that they didn't think they could calm down now.
"I swear you two are gonna die laughing one of these days if you don't try to calm down now," Ryou said, rolling his eyes at them.
"Hahaha! That... was... the most... ridiculously... hilarious... thing... I've... ever seen!" Kisshu managed to gasp out in between breaths.
"No... kidding… hahaha!" Ichigo replied.
Taruto had finished recording it and handed the video camera to Keiichiro before falling over laughing with Pudding. "That... was just... awesome... Kisshu! Best... thing... EVER!" he exclaimed between breaths.
"I... know... right?" Kisshu replied, still laughing.
"Pudding... likes it... too!" Pudding exclaimed between breaths.
"Well, thanks for ruining my life now," Pai muttered sarcastically.
"Hahahaha! Don't... mention it!" Kisshu exclaimed happily as he was trying to catch his breath.
"Yeah! It was... totally fun... watching you... make a complete fool... of yourself!" Ichigo added as she also tried to get her breath back.
"You do realize I was being sarcastic, right?" Pai asked them.
"Not really," Kisshu replied.
"Wow! Who knew Poker Face Pai was capable of doing something like that! I mean I always thought he was just an emotionless, serious zombie!" Ichigo added, still trying to calm down from laughing so hard.
"I know! And it's always hard to tell what a zombie is thinking!" Kisshu added. "And 'Poker Face Pai'?! Haha! That's a good one, Koneko-chan! I've always called him 'The Zombie', but now I like Poker Face Pai! That's just hilarious!"
"Shouldn't there be a law on Earth against being overly-perky? Seriously, I think you two are high on something," Pai told them.
"Catnip!" Ichigo exclaimed happily.
"Obviously you're high on catnip, considering you're half-cat," Pai replied. "Alright Kisshu, what are you high on?"
"Nothing, I just think it's fun to make fun of you," Kisshu replied. "Ok fine, all I had were a few apples and strawberries earlier," he added when he saw Pai's 'you're doomed' glare.
"Hey, I like strawberries too!" Ichigo exclaimed happily.
Pai sighs. "Right, I forgot. All fruit makes you go crazy, but thankfully it's not as bad as Taruto's sugar rushes though," he told him.
"I didn't know it was possible to get high off of fruit," Mint pointed out.
"For Kisshu, it is," Pai replied, when he soon noticed Lettuce was giggling.
"I'm sorry," Lettuce said in between giggles. "I know I probably shouldn't laugh, but I just couldn't help it."
"Great," Pai grumbled.
"Hey, Kish!" Ichigo said. "I just had a great idea! Since you had Taruto record the whole thing, we should go upload it on UWW so everyone can see it!"
"What's that?" Kisshu asked.
"Universal Wide Web," Ichigo replied. "We could go over to my house, my parents won't mind. Well, at least my mom won't anyway."
"K, let's do it!" Kisshu replied. "You're coming with us, Pipsqueak," he added to Taruto.
"Fine," Taruto replied, taking the camera back from Keiichiro and teleporting with Kisshu and Ichigo to Ichigo's house.
Lolz! I thought I was gonna die laughing while I was typing this. Arigato, yoyowezy for humiliating Pai! It was hilarious! Anyways, R&R. And the next chapter will be an intermission until Kisshu, Ichigo, and Taruto get back to the Cafe after they're done uploading on UWW. And NO, I was NOT high on anything when I did this. Unless you want to count granola mixed with peanut-butter and honey (I think something might have been in the peanut butter), which is what I had for breakfast today. I don't know why I needed to say that, but I just did.