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A/N I would like to thank everyone that has reviewed, sent a suggestion, added this story to alert, added to favourites and/or those who have even taken time to read it. What would I do without y'all? Four fifths of the way there! Not stopping now! Poll for this story on my profile. A/N
"Yeee haaw!" Jessie yelled as she raced Bullseye across the room, towards the finish line.
Buzz unwilling strode behind on Buttercup, desperate to catch up with the cowgirl.
"Just a little faster," Buzz encouraged.
"I'm going as fast as I can," Buttercup snapped in annoyance. "I didn't have to do this you know?"
Buzz rolled his eyes.
Why did Buttercup just know how to talk back? Buzz would bet anything that Bullseye would never treat Jessie like that.
This caused Buzz to mentally sigh at himself. Of course Bullseye wouldn't do that to Jessie. What was Bullseye supposed to do? Learn English?
But luckily, that was when the Space Ranger remembered why they were racing in the first place.
"I thought you were wanting to outrace Bullseye, remember?"
If Buttercup hadn't been so determined to beat Bullseye, and if he could've turned his head, he would have scowled at the Space Ranger.
But Buttercup was more desperate than ever to beat the horse, once and for all. He was fed up of Bullseye beating him in absolutely everything; first of all winning in a challenge to see who could dissolve a cheese puff the fastest with their tongue, and now this!
No, he had to win.
Not only was the unicorn wanting to beat the horse, but the Space Ranger was also wanting to beat the Cow Girl.
Buzz was fed up of always losing against Jessie. Whether it'd be wrestling, Call of Duty, racing and anything else he could think of. He had to beat her at least once, otherwise she'd hold it against him for a very, very, very long time.
They had to win.
With a desperate urge for victory, Buzz kicked Buttercups side with the ball of his foot, causing the Splashed White unicorn to increase his pace dramatically.
But, unfortunately for Buzz, Jessie still had tose three paybacks to enforce.
Too bad he had completely forgot about them, which meant he was completely caught off guard by what she did next.
Turning her head around to face Buzz, she smiled alluringly and blew him a loving kiss with a tender hand, winking at him in the process. This caused Buzz's insides to completely melt and his grip loosened on the nape of Buttercup's neck as he gaped at Jessie, utterly lovestruck. And this meant that he completely lost control of Buttercup, causing the both of them to swerve into Bonnie's cardboard Space ship and they completely destroyed one of the wings when they crashed.
But this didn't stop Jessie from crossing the finish line at all and she let out an excited yodel, whilst Bullseye neighed in victory.
However, Buzz could only groan as he groggily sat up. That had sure been one heck of a fall.
Jessie continued to act as hyper as she could ever get, until she turned her gaze towards Buzz's direction and instantly frowned.
She tolled her eyes, so that maybe she could get the overall blame away from her anf towards someone else.
"What have you done now Buzz?"
"Me?" Buzz asked in shock. "It was you."
"It's not my fault you're a sucker."
"Sucker for what?" Buzz remarked sarcastically. He meant to direct this towards himself, but Jessie heard, causing her to fold her arms across her chest as she glared at him.
Even though she'd never admit it, Jessie had been extremely anxious at that moment and she was panicking as she desperately wondered how they would be able to fix this.
After a few moments, she came up with a conclusion.
Buzz was programmed for stuff like this, literally.
"Well?" She asked expectantly. "What are you going to do about it?"
Buzz had to force himself not to roll his eyes, but he was unable to contain the long, glum sigh they escaped his lips.
There really was no way out of this. But it just wasn't fair!
Her bewitching looks gave her the unfair advantage!
"Ah," Buzz remarked as he examined the damage along with Totoro, possibly for the sixth time since Buzz and his friends joined Bonnie's family of toys. "It's nothing that a little duct-tape can't fix."
Funny, that must've been the sixth time he's said that as well.
Totoro grinned instantly, barely his, all too flashy, teeth and he held up the tape; always prepared.
"Ah," Buzz murmured gratefully. "Thanks for that. It's exactly what I needed."
As Buzz was fixing the ship, there was no-one to keep an eye on Totoro, and eventually, his curiosity took over.
After a few moments, Buzz smiled and clapped his hands together.
"There we go. All done."
However, Buzz's jaw dropped when he looked at Totoro.
Tape was scrawled across Totoro like a tangled mess.
"What did you do?" Buzz asked, trying to keep the tone of annoyance from his voice.
Totoro just shrugged.
When Jessie looked over to Buzz from the computer desk, her eyes went from Totoro, to the roll of tape by Buzz's side and a mischeivous smirk flashed on her lips.
She then heard Dolly and Woody chatting to each other as they passed by, seeming completely absorbed in their conversation.
And this gave her a brilliant idea.
Woody and Dolly always wanted to have some time together, right? Well this next stunt would give them as much time alone as they wanted.
But as always, it went terribly wrong.
"Okay Bullseye," Jessie whispered in Bullseye's ear as they took their place at the starting line. "Ya understand the plan?"
Bullseye nodded enthusiastically and she patted his neck gratefully.
"Good boy,"
When Jessie challenged Buzz to a rematch, he instantly agreed, as long as the cardboard ship was out of the way.
Right, Buzz had to beat her this time.
All of the toys were now gathered around Bonnie's bed post as they waited for the race to begin. Oh, how they loved races.
"On your marks," Dolly began with a surprisingly strong tone. "Get set. Go!"
So they went and Jessie instantly started off in the lead. But she turned around on her steed, leaving Buzz baffled, as soon as she saw the tape and Bullseye headed towards it.
It wasn't long before Buzz decided to use that to his advantage and he sped towards the finish line.
By now, Bullsye already had the end strip of tape in his mouth, and he was now speeding towards the crowd, leaving the trail of brown tape lingering behind.
But Bullseye was going way too fast for her.
"Whoah, Bullseye, whoah. Slow down boy."
But the steed was too determined to go through with the plan to stop. Jessie found herself flying into the crowd when Bullseye almost stumbled. But even this didn't stop him.
He presumed that Woody and Dolly were in the centre of the crowd, so as everyone else scattered out of the way, to avoid the speeding horse, Bullseye ran around in circles a few times, tightly wrapping the tape around their waists so that they were press together and when he thought it was tight enough, he stopped and bit the end of the tape off.
"Bullseye!" Jessie exclaimed in disbelied. "What in tarnations did you do?"
Bullseye rose an eyebrow as he looked in her direction and his eyes almost instantly widened. He neighed, as if to exclaim 'it's not my fault!'
So all the other toys casually walked away. They all preferred to not be in this situation.
Jessie cleared her throat.
"Hey, is someone going to help?"
At the sound of her all, Buzz looked away from his victory dance to gaze in her direction.
When he saw what had happened, he couldn't help but snicker.
He was very sorry for this.
But, to be honest, looking at a 'Tangled' Jessie, Woody and Mr Pricklepants was just too darn hilarious.
A/N Lol. I enjoyed writing this one, even though I started it over a month ago. But I completely forgot about it and completed it:)
You know what I've just realized? I have way too much free time and I have an extremely wacky mind:)
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