WOOOHOOOOOOOOO! ANOTHER CHAPTER FINISHED!
Pai: Seriously?
Mew Sakura: -glares- Go away if you're going to continue being a zombie, Pai!
Kisshu: -bursts out laughing- I think he's still mad about being recorded doing a hilarious song and then having it on UWW.
Pai: And you're still DOOMED for that, Kisshu!
Kisshu teleports as Pai pulls out a chainsaw to doom him and he teleports after him.
Mew Sakura: -sighs- Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this chapter. And I don't own TMM or the songs being used in this fanfic. Haru is my OC.


Mew Karaoke 9 Haru

Haru was flipping through the list of songs, until she found the one she wanted and hit play as she began singing.

~Morning rays of sun shine through the window lighting up my face
turn around there's no one next to me it's only empty space
all the trees and nature start to bloom so why do I remain
I remain, remain waiting
I remain, remain waiting

Trains passing by me wondering why what's the point of all this now
I cannot move forward my road is back to black
even the time moves forward, my pain only grows stronger
and even if I tried so hard I couldn't see through that grey sky

Would've been better hadn't I met you, it pains me to know that I let you
to walk away with all the secrets of my broken mind
If I could go back in the time, I would go ahead and press rewind
and even if we tried to make it alright - I doubt it would be fine

Morning rays of sun shine through the window lighting up my face
turn around there's no one next to me it's only empty space
all the trees and nature start to bloom so why do I remain
I remain, remain waiting
I remain, remain waiting~

"Wow, who knew she could sing so well even though she's tried to kill me in the past for always rejecting you," Ichigo whispered to Kisshu.

"See, what'd I tell ya? She's not really as bad as she seems once you get to know her," Kisshu replied smirking.

~The letter said "I'm okay" I wonder if you saw through
those lies of blurred out writing, when you read it to yourself
and I wonder, is she like me, is she stupid naive and weak
what your up to now days anyway - as I cross the railways

Would've been better hadn't I met you, it pains me to know that I let you
to walk away with all the secrets of my broken mind
If I could go back in the time, I would go ahead and press rewind
and even if we tried to make it alright - I doubt it would be fine

Morning rays of sun shine through the window lighting up my face
turn around there's no one next to me it's only empty space
all the trees and nature start to bloom so why do I remain
I remain, remain waiting
I remain, remain waiting

Morning rays of sun shine through the window lighting up my face
turn around there's no one next to me it's only empty space
all the trees and nature start to bloom so why do I remain
I remain, remain waiting

Under trees above you called me your then whispered in my ear
"I'll be here" I felt you near but time makes truth to disappear
broken heart frozen in winter wind so long ago but still
I remain, remain waiting
I remain waiting for Spring~

When she was finished singing, Aoyama decided to go next since he didn't get to pick a song yet. He began flipping through the songs, until he found Kung Fu Fighting and hit play.

"Great, somebody kill me if Treehugger starts singing," Kisshu muttered.

Ichigo and Haru giggled.

(Aoyama)
~Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up
They were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art
And everybody knew their part
From a fainting, to a slip
And a kickin' from the hip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning
But they fought with expert timing~

"Gah! Can't... take it anymore!" Kisshu finally said, covering his ears as he teleported off somewhere until the treehugger was done singing.

"Jeez, Kish," Ichigo said.

"Yeah, I don't blame him though," Haru agreed. "I hate Aoyuck too." She rudely stuck her tongue out at Aoyama as he was still singing.

~There was funky Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong
He said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on
We took the bow and made a stand
Started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me skip
Now we're into a brand new trip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning
But they did it with expert timing

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, ha
Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-ha
Keep on, keep on, keep on
Sure enough
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning
Make sure you have expert timing
Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning...~

When the song had finally ended, Kisshu suddenly teleported back in and punched Aoyama in the face. "How's that for kung fu fighting, Treehugger?!" he said, as Aoyama now had two black eyes.

"What was that for?!" Aoyama demanded. "It was just a song!"

"It's just annoying to hear treehugging people sing!" Kisshu snapped at him.

"Yay! Aoyuck now has two black eyes!" Haru cheered. "Punch him in the nose next so he'll have a bloody nose too, oniichan!"

"If you start fighting, I'm putting the karaoke stuff away," Ryou told them.

"Kish, would another song from me make you feel better?" Ichigo suddenly asked.

Kisshu perked back up. "K! At least your songs are better than Treehugger's," he replied as Ichigo giggled and began flipping through the songs again.

She found the song Perfect Two by Auburn and hit play.

~Oh, oh.
Yeah, yeah,

You can be the peanut butter to my jelly
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
You can be the captain and I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date

You can be the hero and I can be your side kick
You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Don't know if I could ever be
Without you 'cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need

'Cause you're the apple to my pie (pie)
You're the straw to my berry (berry)
You're the smoke to my high (high)
And you're the one I wanna marry (marry)

'Cause you're the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two

We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two~

She grinned over at Kisshu, who had now caught onto the song and realized why she chose that one. They really do make the perfect two when they were together.

~You can be the prince and I can be your princess
You can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist
You can be the shoes and I can be the laces
You can be the heart that I spill on the pages

You can be the vodka and I can be the chaser
You can be the pencil and I can be the paper
You can be as cold as the winter weather
But I don't care as long as we're together

Don't know if I could ever be
Without you 'cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need

'Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

'Cause you're the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two

We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two~

'Koneko-chan, we really are good for each other. The 'perfect two' as the song puts it,' Kisshu thought to himself.

~You know that I'll never doubt ya
And you know that I think about ya
And you know I can't live without ya

I love the way that you smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle

'Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

'Cause you're the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of us (of us)
And we're the perfect two

We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two~

By the end of the song, Kisshu pulled Ichigo towards him and kissed her.

"So does this mean you liked it?" Ichigo asked him.

"I loved it, Koneko-chan!" Kisshu replied, as Aoyama was glaring at him. "Get over it, Treehugger! She broke up with you, which means she's mine now!" Kish told him.

"Fine! Who'd want a freaky half-catgirl for a girlfriend anyway!" Aoyama retorted.

Just then, Kisshu teleported in front of Aoyama and had him pinned against the wall with his fist aimed at him. "Don't EVER say that about her again, or I won't hesitate to kill you! Got that?!" he snapped angrily, punching him in the face again and this time ended up breaking Aoyama's nose before letting him go again.

YAY!" Haru cheered. "Aoyuck has a broken nose now! Serves him right for messing with Kisshu-oniichan!"

Ryou sighs. "That's it! Where's Pai at, so I can let him deal with you?!"

Pai teleports back in. "You wanted me for something?" he asked.

Hai, doom Kisshu or something," Ryou replied.

Pai sighs. "What did he do that's worth dooming this time?"

"He gave Aoyuck two black eyes and a broken nose!" Haru said happily.

"I don't really see how that's even worth dooming," Pai replied. "I'm going back to my lab now," he said as he teleported back to his lab.

"Wow, Pai's even more of a zombie than usual now," Taruto pointed out.

"He's probably still embarrassed about being recorded doing something totally hilarious, and then having it uploaded on UWW," Ichigo replied.

"Wait, you recorded Pai doing something hilarious without me?! And what's UWW?" Haru asked.

"It's Universal Wide Web," Ichigo told her. 'Where were you at anyway?"

"Uh... nowhere special," Haru replied, blushing.

Kisshu smirks. "She has a boyfriend," he teased after reading her mind.

"I-I-I do not!" Haru stammered, her face turning red.

"Jeez Haru, you're worse than Pai with Lettuce," Kisshu told her.

"Soooooooo, what's his name?" Ichigo asked her.

"Um... w-where just friends," Haru replied.

"Yeah, Pudding wants to know too!" Pudding added, as a boy about her age who was sitting at one of the tables walked over to them.

"Haru?" he asked.

"Eep!" Haru shrieked, spinning around to face him. "H-H-Hitoshi? What are you doing here?" she asked, turning a deeper red.

Hitoshi shrugs. "I just saw this Cafe here and thought I'd see what it was like," he replied. "I liked your song, by the way."

"A-Arigato," Haru replied nervously.

Kisshu was still smirking. "I knew it!" he said. Even Taruto was grinning.

Just then, something randomly kicked the door to the Cafe down and Psy (the original person who sings Gangnam Style) walks in. "Alright! Where's the purple-haired freak who tried to mimic my song and dance moves?!" he demanded.


Lolz! I've been plotting this with yoyowezy for after Ichigo, Kisshu, and Taruto uploaded the funny video of Pai on UWW. Psy (the guy who sings Gangnam Style) randomly comes in and things start to get crazy. How will Pai be able to handle it? Well, find out in the next chappie. And I hope y'all enjoyed my OC Haru's song. The name of her song is called Spring, which is the English fandub of the original Japanese song Sakura by Ikimono Gakari that I found on youtube. It's a very pretty song. Here's the link to it: watch?v=mxNkfVYNjfI
And if there are any Aoyama haters out there (which I'm sure there are) then you'll like the parts where Kisshu punches him in the face and gives him two black eyes and a broken nose. That was a fun part to do after Aoyama's song. And then I just thought Ichigo singing Perfect Two to Kisshu would be kawaii, since they already are kawaii together (or as the song says, the 'perfect two'). Anywayz, R&R to find out what'll happen to Pai after the crazy video of him was uploaded on UWW and Psy comes into the Cafe demanding to know about it. Arigato for that idea by the way, yoyowezy! Embarrassing Pai is hilarious! And there might be more Hitoshi if I get enough reviews for him.