Yayz! Next chappie is finished! Pai's never gonna live this down now. *laughs evilly*
Pai: And you're DOOMED!
Mew Sakura: You can't doom me! I'm the one writing this fanfic!
Pai: -glares and teleports back to his lab-
Mew Sakura: Sheesh! Zombies these days!
Kisshu: -bursts out laughing-
Mew Sakura: -grins- I'm just glad someone thought that was funny. Anywayz, I don't own TMM or the songs I use.

Mew Karaoke Just Got Crazy

"Alright! Where's the purple-haired freak who tried to mimic my song and dance moves?!" Psy demanded after kicking down the door to the Cafe and walking in.

Everyone just stares at him like he's crazy, and Kisshu, Ichigo, Pudding, and Taruto burst out laughing.

"Wow, it looks like Pai's already becoming famous," Kisshu said. "It's too bad he teleported off to his lab not too long ago."

"So his name is Pai, huh?" Psy asked.

"Hai!" Kisshu replied. "He's my older brother. I can go get him so he can meet his first fan if you want."

Ichigo giggled. "Wow, Kish," she said in between giggles, as Kisshu smirks at her.

"Well, I'll be back with Pai then," Kisshu said, still smirking as he teleported to Pai's lab. He came back a few minutes later dragging Pai with him. "Here he is!" Kisshu said happily.

Pai sighs. "This better be important, Kisshu. Otherwise you're doomed for dragging me away from my lab for no reason."

"But that video of you we uploaded became famous really fast and now you have a fan," Kisshu replied.

"Kisshu, one again you're DOOMED!" Pai shouted at him. "And you too, Taruto!" he added to Taruto, who was on the ground laughing with Pudding.

"What about Ichigo? She's laughing too!" Taruto protested.

"Because I know Kisshu will kill me if I try to doom her," Pai replied.

"So you're Pai then?" Psy asked.

"Yeah... why?" Pai replied. "Don't listen to everything Kisshu says. He over exaggerates sometimes."

"Do not!" Kisshu protested.

"You shut up, unless you want to add to your doom!" Pai told him.

Psy walks up to Pai. "Nobody gets away with looking more retarded than me doing my dance with my song!" he told him.

"Kisshu was the one who blackmailed me into it," Pai grumbled.

"Hey, I only made you sing the song and wear the cosplay for it," Kisshu replied. "Looking 'retarded' was all your doing."

Pai glares at him for saying that. "You just doomed yourself even more, Kisshu!" he snapped at him. Kisshu just smirks.

"IT'S NOT FAIR! I wanted to see Pai looking ridiculous too!" Haru screamed. "Why am I always the one left out of things?!"

"Because you were somewhere with your boyfriend," Kisshu replied teasingly, still smirking and causing both Haru and Hitoshi's faces to turn red. "But don't worry, I have a feeling it's about to happen again."

They all watched as Psy challenged Pai. "I challenge you to a retard off! Dancing and singing!" he declared.

"Yeah, whatever, I'm gonna go back to my lab now," Pai replied, only to be stopped by Kisshu before he could teleport back to his lab.

"He actually accepts!" Kisshu replied. "He's just being a zombie about it."

"YAY!" Haru, Taruto, Pudding, and Ichigo cheered.

"I swear you're all high on something, I know it," Pai muttered. "And you're all DOOMED now!"

"Yeah, yeah, you can doom us later," Kisshu replied, smirking.

Pai groaned. "You're gonna make me do the most humiliating songs, aren't you?" he asked.

"If you're referring to Numa Numa, Thriller, Caramelldansen, and DDR, then hai!" Kisshu replied.

"I will absolutely NOT be doing Caramelldansen OR DDR, Kisshu!" Pai snapped at him.

Ichigo, Taruto, Pudding, and Haru all suddenly burst out laughing at the thought of Pai doing Caramelldansen and DDR. Even Lettuce suddenly giggled a little bit.

"Great, now you even corrupted Lettuce with thoughts of me doing those ridiculous songs!" Pai said.

"I'm sorry," Lettuce said after finally managing to stop giggling. "I know I really shouldn't laugh, but again I couldn't help it. Gomen nasai."

"So can I go back to my lab now?" Pai asked.

"No, unless you want me to tell Lettuce about every embarrassing thing you've ever done," Kisshu told him.

"You'd better not, or you're doomed!" Pai replied.

"I thought I was already doomed," Kisshu said.

"I meant you'll be doomed even more, moron!" Pai told him.

"Um, I hate to interrupt but aren't you still going ahead with this competition you started?" Keiichiro asked them.

"Hai, and Pai accepts," Kisshu said, earning a death glare from Pai.

"Alright then, the competition is singing and dancing," Psy said.

"Wait, can I get Moe and Miwa to come watch too?" Ichigo suddenly asked. "I'm sure they'd love to be here to see Pai make a complete fool of himself too." She got out her cellphone and dialed Miwa's number.

"Ichigo, what's up?" Miwa asked.

"Miwa, do you think you and Moe can come over to the Cafe? There's something totally hilarious about to happen that you're not gonna want to miss," Ichigo told her.

"Sure. I'll call Moe, and then we'll be right over," Miwa replied.

"K!" Ichigo replied as they both hung up. "They'll be right over," she told everyone.

"Great," Pai grumbled.

A few minutes later, Moe and Miwa showed up and Ichigo let them into the Cafe.

"So what was the 'something totally hilarious' that you wanted to show us?" Moe asked.

"Oh my gosh! Is that Psy? I love his song Gangnam Style!" Miwa squealed excitedly, running up to him. "Hi, my name's Miwa! I'm like a huge fan of your song Gangnam Style! Can I have your autograph?" she asked him, holding out one of her favorite CD's with Psy's songs.

"Alright then, Miwa was it?" Psy said, taking the CD and signing it and giving it back to her.

"Arigato!" Miwa said, squealing happily.

"Oh hey, that reminds me," Moe said. "I just got done watching this hilarious video on UWW before Miwa called me to meet over here. I don't know who he was, but it was this guy with purple hair and long pointed ears and he was singing and doing the dance to Gangnam Style. I swear I nearly died laughing after watching it, it was just so hilarious!"

"What? He can't just copy Psy like that!" Miwa said.

Kisshu almost fell over laughing. "That would be Pai," he managed to say in between laughing. "Me, Koneko-chan, and Taruto recorded him and then we went over to Ichigo's house to upload it on UWW."

"Who's Koneko-chan?" Moe asked him.

"That's what Kish calls me, because-" she looked over at Ryou to see if it was ok to tell her friends, and he sighed and nodded. "Because I'm really Mew Ichigo, and I'm half cat" she told her two school friends. And after another 'ok' from Ryou, she even went on to tell her friends about the other Mews as well and about the aliens Kisshu, Pai, and Taruto, and even Haru was included much to her satisfaction.

"Wow! So now you're dating one of the aliens after you broke up with Aoyama?" Miwa asked.

"Yup!" Ichigo replied.

"Treehugger didn't really deserve her anyway," Kisshu added. "Anyways, I thought we were gonna continue to humiliate Pai some more."

"Haha! Now I totally wanna see that!" Moe said.

Kisshu smirked. "It looks like it's about to begin," he said.

"YAY!" Taruto, Pudding, and Haru cheered.

I know it's a cliffy, but this is the first half of Pai's humiliation. The competition part will be in the next chapter. I don't know who should start first though, Pai or Psy. Yoyowezy or anybody else who may be reading this, I may need a suggestion for who should start first. Anywayz, R&R and I will be working on the next chapter. So TTFN, Ta-Ta for now. Until the next chapter anyway. ^_^