Yayz! Another chappie, and another part to Pai's humiliation, done! *throws confetti and dances around*
Pai: Are you done humiliating me yet?
Mew Sakura: Nope.
Pai: Well, I guess you can be doomed now!
Mew Sakura: What have I said about trying to doom me? I'm the one writing this story, and I decide who to doom or not! Got that?!
Pai: Fine. *teleports to his lab to sulk*
Mew Sakura: Anyways, I don't own TMM or any of the songs I use. Oh, and as for the "What's DDR?" question from the last chapter. DDR is Dance Dance Revolution. I hope that helps. Now onto the story, and leaves reviews at the end. ^_^
Let the Competition Begin! (starting with Pai, of course :D)
"Alright, so who's going first?" Ichigo suddenly asked.
"How about Pai?" Kisshu suggested.
"No, because I'm going back to my lab now!" Pai said. "And I know you're thinking of making me do Thriller, Kisshu, so forget it!" he snapped.
"No wait, I have a better one," Ichigo suggested. "How about Dynamite by Tao Cruz?" she asked as Kisshu suddenly burst out laughing. "What? We can still humiliate him with it," Ichigo protested.
"I know, but then I got an image of him with that song in my head and it was hilarious!" Kisshu replied.
"I'm not sure I even WANT to know," Pai said.
Ichigo giggled. "That does sound funny!" she said. "Dynamite by Tao Cruz it is, then."
"Absolutely NOT!" Pai snapped at them. "I'm going back to my lab now!"
Kisshu smirks. "Ok, then I hope you don't mind if I tell Lettuce about your Thriller dance then. Or better yet, everybody that's here can hear about it."
"You wouldn't!" Pai said.
"I'm going to," Kisshu replied.
Pai had to quickly put a hand over Kisshu's mouth to keep him from saying anything about the Thriller dance. "Shut up about that, Kisshu!" he snapped at him, when Moe and Miwa suddenly joined to suggest songs for Pai too.
"How about Tik Tok by Kesha?" Miwa suggested jokingly.
Ichigo burst out laughing. "Wow Miwa, that was just hilarious!" she said in between laughing.
Miwa giggled. "I try," she replied.
"Can I go back to my lab now?" Pai asked, sulkily.
"Not until you agree to the song," Kisshu told him.
"You mean the one Ichigo suggested, or the really stupid one her friend suggested?" Pai asked.
"Dynamite, of course!" Ichigo replied. "Miwa was just joking when she suggested Tik Tok." Miwa giggled again.
Pai sighs. "Can I trust you NOT to record it this time?"
Kisshu snickered. "Maybe... I can't really promise that I won't record anything," he replied.
"Then I have no choice but to tie you up first," Pai said as he teleported Kisshu, Ichigo, and Taruto down to the basement and tied them up again. "Oh, and Kisshu, I'm going to have to tell you to hand over your swords this time so you don't use them to escape again."
"I won't have to, because I accidently left them at Ichigo's house," Kisshu lied.
"Really, Kisshu? Hand them over," Pai told him.
Kisshu sighed. "Fine!" He summoned his swords to him and handed them over to Pai, who took them and teleported back up to the main room of the Cafe.
"Is Pai-oniichan still gonna do a song?" Pudding asked.
"Yeah, it's only fair since I missed the last one Kisshu-oniichan recorded," Haru added.
"Great, I should have tied you two up in the basement too!" Pai grumbled.
"Aww come on, Zombie. Please! It's not like anyone else here in gonna record you again," Haru protested.
"Haruka, I know you have a camera behind your back," Pai told her.
"Huh? Oh, this? I mean... whoa, how did this get here?" she asked.
Pai glares at her. "You're doomed! Now hand it over!"
"Nuh-uh! I think I'll keep it!" Haru replied.
"HARU!" Pai snapped at her.
"But I wanted to record the bugs here on Earth, since we don't have any bugs on our planet," Haru lied, trying to look innocent.
"So is anyone going to do another song, or do I have to put the karaoke stuff away now?" Ryou said.
"Pai's doing another song!" Haru replied cheerfully, as she was flipping through the songs and hit play on Dynamite by Tao Cruz.
"I'm never gonna hear the end of it now!" Pai grumbled, as the song began.
Haru smirked and began recording while he wasn't looking.
~I came to dance, dance, dance, dance
I hit the floor 'cause that's my plans, plans, plans, plans
I'm wearing all my favorite brands, brands, brands, brands
Give me some space for both my hands, hands, hands, hands
Yeah, yeah
'Cause it goes on and on and on...
And it goes on and on and on...
Yeah!
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,
Saying AYO! Gotta let go!
I wanna celebrate and live my life,
Saying AYO! Baby, let's go!
'Cause we gon' rock this club,
We gon' go all night,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!
'Cause I told you once,
Now I told you twice,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!~
While that was going on, Moe and Miwa stole Kisshu's swords back from Pai and went down into the basement to untie Kisshu, Ichigo, and Taruto.
~I came to move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew
I'm in the club so I'm gonna do, do, do, do
Just drop the phone, came here to do, do, do, do
Yeah, yeah
'Cause it goes on and on and on...
And it goes on and on and on...
Yeah!
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,
Saying AYO! Gotta let go!
I wanna celebrate and live my life,
Saying AYO! Baby, let's go!
'Cause we gon' rock this club,
We gon' go all night,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!
'Cause I told you once,
Now I told you twice,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!~
Moe and Miwa soon come back up with Ichigo, Kisshu, and Taruto.
"Wow, so who finally got Pai to do it?" Kisshu asked.
"Haru did," Moe replied. "She even had to lie to him about the camera she was hiding from him."
"Yup, that's Haru for ya," Kisshu said as he fell over laughing.
~I'm gonna take it all,
I, I'm gonna be the last one standing.
Higher over all,
I, I'm gonna be the last one landing.
Cause I, I, I believe it,
And I, I, I I just want it all...
I just want it all...
I'm gonna put my hands in the air!
Hands, hands in the air!
Put your hands in the air!
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,
Saying AYO! Gotta let go!
I wanna celebrate and live my life,
Saying AYO! Baby, let's go!
'Cause we gon' rock this club,
We gon' go all night,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!
'Cause I told you once,
Now I told you twice,
We gon' light it up,
Like it's dynamite!~
After the song ended, Kisshu, Ichigo, Haru, Taruto, Pudding, Moe, and Miwa were on the floor laughing.
Pai glared over at them. "I'm not sure I even WANT to know how you got untied this time."
"Because Moe and Miwa were watching you take us to the basement to tie us up," Ichigo replied. "Jeez, Pai! You're so predicable!"
"You're all DOOMED!" Pai shouted as he got out a chainsaw.
Ryou whacked him over the head. "Seriously? Put the chainsaw away before you start scaring away customers. And that's enough dooming now."
Pai sighed and put the chainsaw away. "I'll be in my lab now if anyone needs me. Karaoke is now EVIL!" he said, sulkily before teleporting out.
"Do you think we overdid it while we were humiliating him?" Moe suddenly asked.
"No, it was too hilarious!" Kisshu replied, who was still on the floor laughing with Ichigo, Haru, Taruto, and Pudding.
"Well I guess it's Psy's turn now, if the competition is still going," Miwa said.
"Awww, but that song is only hilarious when Pai does it," Kisshu complained.
"Well I'll have you know that it is my song, kid," Psy told him.
"Can I rearrange your mind to make it Pai's song instead?" Kisshu asked.
"No," Psy replied.
"Awww! But-" Kisshu began to protest, when Zakuro whacked him over the head.
"Knock it off already!" Zakuro told him. "Seriously, don't you have any respect for celebrities and famous singers?"
"Not when it's someone who won't let Pai have his song," Kisshu replied.
"Correction, it's my song," Psy said.
"Oh, for crying out loud! Can we just continue already?" Mint impatiently asked.
Ok, I don't know how long the competition between Pai and Psy should be, so I'm gonna need ideas and suggestions for it. Song suggestions are still helpful too. I just randomly wanted to humiliate Pai with the song Dynamite for this one. Lolz! Anywayz, R&R and I'll be working on the next chapter.