Disclaimer: I do not own Toy Story.
A/N I would like to thank everyone that has reviewed, sent a suggestion, added this story to alert, added to favourites or have even taken time to read it. What would I do without y'all? Four fifths of the way there! Not stopping now!
I would like to thank Angie. J. Trifid for allowing me to use her idea that she was originally going to use in her fic 'Three Toys: One Story'. So, there's not much you need to know, but I'll summarize up the idea anyway: After the playtime scene at the start of TS3, Andy's Mum captures the moment, where Andy makes Buzz and Jessie kiss, on camera. And at the end, the toys are desperate to find the tape. But I'm going to include other scenes in the tape, that isn't the tape at the start of the film. So, it'll be like a mixed tape:)
Oh, by the way, I highly suggest you all check out Angie. J. Trifid's fic. It's really great:) A/N
Jessie sighed half in annoyance and half out of boredom as she searched through the Davis' video tapes.
She had somehow managed to knock the entire stack over, causing the tapes to scatter themselves across the floor in front of the wooden TV stand and she was now picking up each tape, individually, to check the titles.
"101 Dalmatians, no." Jessie murmured before placing the tape back on the ground. "Ooh! Back to the Future." She exclaimed excitedly, before she realized it was Part two. "No."
She went through the tapes one by one for a while, stacking the ones she's checked back into a pile, before she actually came across one that caught her eye.
"Hmmm. 'Playtime'?" She murmured, having completely forgotten about the time where Andy had forcefully made her and Buzz kiss and the fact that the whole thing was caught on tape. And this didn't cross her mind even for a moment as her face brightened at the tape.
She had absolutely no idea that it was really a home video, even though the word 'Playtime' was scrawled across the white top of the tape in black marker. But, at that moment, she assumed it was a Child's film that would involve a lot of children playing.
Well...she was half right.
This really was a video that she did not want to miss. And, to be frank, she didn't want to others to miss it either and they were all just as bored as her.
So this was why she forcefully forced them all to the TV screen.
Woody sighed deeply as Jessie ushered them all into the front room.
"What do you want Jess?" He asked, before lying. "I was very busy preparing the staff meeting."
Rolling her eyes, it wasn't hard for Jessie to scan right past his charade; right past his unconvincing lie.
But this just made Jessie even more determined to make him watch it.
"Come on Woody. We're all gonna watch a movie."
Woody groaned as he buried his head in the palm of his left hand. Why did she have to do this?
"Why now?" He asked simply, forcing himself not to moan aloud.
"Well you did say you were bored, didn't you?"
Woody was about to deny the fact, when he felt everyone's expectant gaze on him. They all knew the fact that Woody exclaimed he was bored beforehand by heart. And they weren't about to let him get away with lying. Especially when they're trying to find a way to relieve their absolute boredom.
So Jessie took Woody's glum silence as a yes.
By this time, most of the toys had perched themselves on the sofa and the only ones who were still on the floor were Woody and Jessie.
"Fine," Woody sighed as he climbed onto the sofa. "But this better be worth it."
Very soon, Woody would assume that it wouldn't be.
With a smile, Jessie picked up the TV remote with both hands and leaped onto the couch with it still contained in her firm grasp.
She pressed the red on button, with ease and the TV turned on hesitantly, the eerie noise from the old screen seeming to ring within her ears. Looking at the screen, Jessie could see the flickering grey, black and white background and she was sure, that if she stared at it long enough, it would drive her eyes crazy.
And she then pressed the 'AV' button, and just like that, the home video was playing.
Woody actually found himself assuming that it wasn't worth it at all, a lot sooner than he originally guessed.
By now, Barbie, Slinky, Hamm, Mrs and Mrs Potato-head, Rex, Woody, Jessie, the three aliens, Bullseye and Buzz were gathered on the sofa as they began to watch the tape.
The screen seemed to shake for a few, brief moments, before it settled and they instantly heard the voice of Ms Davis protrude against the scene.
"Awww." She cooed. "Look at this. Hamm and Barbie are getting married."
Jessie clamped a hand over her mouth at this to conceal her laughs as Barbie and Hamm both blushed awkwardly.
At this point in the tape, Molly had been eight-years-old and she sure did love pulling off toy weddings.
A piece of tissue was used for Barbie's shrawl, of which now concealed her entire face in the clip. Molly was humming wedding tunes as she recited the vows.
They heard the undirected chuckle of Mrs Davis as the wedding went on.
Most of the toys were, by now in a fit of laughter too contagious to concentrate on the screen. And the rest (Barbie and Hamm) were just too embarrassed to say anything.
But when the laughter died down, Mr Potato-head mocked: "I now pronouce you Pig and Mrs Piggy."
The spud just happened to find this hilarious. But the rest were in a state of shock and disbelief.
"Did you just call me fat?" Barbie asked with a death glare and it was then that Mr Potato-head realized how much trouble he was in. So he quickly defended himself. "No, I called Hamm thin."
Mr Potato-head was lucky that Barbie was a rather gullible blonde, or he would've been in great trouble.
When they turned their heads back to the TV, they saw the screen settle on the kitchen table, where a very young Molly was sat, clutching both of the Potato-head's in her arms as she sat in front of her tomato soup.
"Oh no," Mr Potato-head remarked at the screen, remembering the time vividly, as Molly drooled on his hat. "It's Baby-drools-alot."
"Awww," Ms Davis cooed again, ths site of her cheerful daughter filling her heart with joy.
Molly was now murmuring to herself incomprehensibly as she used both hands to throttle the two Potato-head's up and down, until they secretly began to feel dizzy.
With a squeal, she loosened her grip around the two of them and they were both thrown right into her bowl of soup.
"Oh no, Molly." Ms Davis complained and the screen then began to shake from side to side as she placed the camera on the table.
However, Molly still managed to keep Mr Potato-head's hat within her grip and she was now chewing on it with her only two front teeth.
Jessie couldn't help but giggle at the site of a Tomato-soup covered Mr and Mrs Potato-head; they just looked so darn hilarious.
"Hey!" Mr Potato-head began to protest. "That's not funny!"
He was about to vent at her even more, when the TV screen caught his eye yet again. He was unable to force his grin away, before he burst into a fit of laughter.
"Jessie!" Woody instantly exclaimed. "Turn it off!"
Jessie only turned her head to the side, so she was facing Woody, and she smirked.
"No,"
"Jessie turn it off!"
"No." Jessie yet again stated.
But, to be frank, watching Woody dance with a lollipop in his hands was just too darn funny.
A young Andy had Woody grip a red topped lolly in his hands as he flung Woody from side to side, his loose limbs flailing wildly
"Mummy!" Andy yelled in absolute joy as the screen shook. "Woody's the lollipop man!"
This comment forced everyone else into absolute hysterics, which ultimately made them unable to decipher Ms Davis's next comment.
"Jessie turn it off!" Woody yelled again, his cheeks heating to an unbearable extent.
"No," Jessie yet again replied. But she pointed to the screen when Woody made an unsuccessful dive for the remote. "Look, it's gone now."
"Ha," Mr Potato-head then remarked, making Jessie herself fuming. "Woody's the 'Lollypop man!'"
Feeling the heat in his cheeks rise, Woody buried his face in the palm of his left hand for the second time that day.
But then the scene on the TV screen merged to Andy's bedroom and on the floor stood Slinky, and the three aliens. On his head, Slinky had a police hat on; which just so happened to fit his head perfectly.
"Aww," Mrs Potato-head cooed. "Look at my little darlings. They are so adorable."
"The claaawww," The aliens murmured in unison when they saw the claw to a toy truck stick out.
Mr Potato-head could only sigh and roll his eyes at this. When would the aliens get over the stupid habit?
But then the camera quickly rolled onto a scene where Rex and Jessie, with Andy's support, were stood on the kitchen table.
"Jessie," Andy, as Rex, began. "Can I tell you something?"
"Of course you can, partner!" Andy, as Jessie, exclaimed in a high voice. "What's on your mind?"
"Well," Andy, as Rex, began to answer. "Everyone expect me to be tough. But I'm just a wimp."
They then heard the slight shrills of Ms Davis' chuckles as the scene yet again faded.
"I am not a wimp!" Rex instantly defended, only to be ignored. "I am just socially uncomfortable in these situations!"
He took the hint in a wrong way, but he then quieted himself down.
By now, everyone apart from Buzz and Jessie had been in the video. So it was only the two of them who were enthusiastic over watching the rest.
"Jessie, turn it off!" Woody demanded.
"No way Sheriff," Jessie answered. "This video is way too awesome."
Even though none of the others were keen on keeping it on, ot was only Woody who desperately wanted it off.
Making a dive for the remote, Jessie only held it out of reach.
However, her jaw dropped entirely at the next scene and it was pure shock, that caused her to drop the remote, only for Woody to make a dive for it.
Andy was pressing Buzz's and Jessie's faces together.
The laughing fit of all the others increased as they watched the scene.
But for Woody, this just wasn't enough and he just had to pause it.
"Woody," Jessie began to mutter in disbelief. "What are you doing?"
Not only did he have to humiliate her to the extreme by pausing it, but he also had to press the 'zoom in' button aswell.
"Woody!" Jessie exclaimed in fury as she dived towards him. "Turn it off!"
Meanwhile, Buzz could only bury his face in his hand as he blushed furiously.
"Aww look!" Woody pointed out as the laughter of the others began to die down slightly. "Buzz is blushing!"
Looking towards the screen, they surely could see the subtle blush in Buzz's cheek.
"And Jessie is smiling!"
And, just as he said, the subtle smirk on her plastered face grew wider.
"Woody turn it off!" Jessie demanded as she tackled Woody to the floor, accidentally pressing the 'play' button in the process.
"Mom," Andy complained as he dropped Jessie to the floor.
"No, no, no." Ms Davis urged hurriedly. "Just keep playing. Pretend I'm not here."
Jessie was beyond furious with Woody. Why did she have to pick that tape? Of all tapes? Why didn't she pick 'Back to the Future 2'?
But then the scene merged again and they instantly heard Andy's voice.
"Hey Mom! Look, Woody's dancing to the Macarena!"
Woody's jaw dropped at this.
"Okay, we can turn it off now."
"No way Sheriff," Jessie answered, a playful grin shadowing her face as she yanked the remote free from Woody's grip. "D'ya wanna watch it?" She asked, indicating the others.
"Hell yeah," Mr Potato-head answered and, one by one, all the others agreed.
Woody could only bite his lip in embarrassment as he watched the scene.
Jessie certainly did know how to pay him back.
A/N Thanks again to Angie J Trifid:) You're awesome. (As everyone else is as well^_^)
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