Disclaimer: I do not own Toy Story.
A/N I would like to thank everyone that has reviewed, sent a suggestion, added this story to alert, added to favourites or has even taken time to read it. What would I do without y'all? Four fifths of the way there! Not stopping now!
Thanks to Angie J Trifid for the idea! :) A/N
Hamm sighed as he continued to browse through the Internet web pages. He had been lucky enough that day to have gotten to Bonnie's computer before Rex and Trixie decided to entertain themselves with the advanced technology. And, believe Hamm when he tells you this, when they got to the computer, they hogged it all day. Nothing could tear them away from the screen once they got into playing the PC games.
However, there had been nothing that seemed to catch the Piggy banks attention that day as he clicked through the pages, with his trotter carefully placed on the center of the curved mouse.
"I'm so bored." He murmured under his breath before sighing for the second time in the space of one minute. "Why isn't there ever anything interesting news on the Internet."
He had no idea of how he had even led himself to these pages (he always seemed to do this), but he eventually found himself looking at dolls, before he then came across a link that caught his eye.
"Hmm. Child's Play remake eh?" He muttered as his eyes narrowed. He clicked on the link half-heartedly, and a picture representing the possessed doll, holding a pair of open scissors within his firm grip as he grinned in a bewitched manner. His face was scarred and his eyes were a shade of deep blue, of which gave off a ghastly essence as the red haired doll gaped right through you.
"Weren't the last three movies of these absolute rubbish?" He questioned himself, unknowingly attracting the attention of a very bored Cowgirl. Hamm read the headline aloud. "Darker...scarier...and more playful...?"
The appalling headline caused Hamm to roll his eyes.
"That's the worst headline I've ever read," He admitted to himself (seeming to talk to himself a lot recently.) "And the last three movies were rubbish anyway."
"What was rubbish?" A voice spoke up, causing the slightly surprised Piggy bank to turn his head around in order to catch a glimpse of the Cowgirl as she climbed onto Bonnie's computer desk.
However, Hamm just rolled his eyes as she gaped longingly at the screen, her eyebrows arching in curiosity after a good few seconds.
"What is that?"
"Eh...it's an advertisement for the 'Chucky series'."
"Who's Chucky?" Jessie asked, the name instantly seeming familiar.
"Eh, just some doll in a movie."
"A doll?"
"Mmm hmm," Hamm answered in a half-hearted mumur, trying to give as little information as possible to the curious Cowgirl.
"Why is the doll holding a pair of scissors?" Jessie asked in confusion, wondering why on Earth the doll looked so familiar.
"Um...he's learning how to use safety scissors safely," Hamm lied.
"Then why the scary face?" Jessie asked, noticing the doll's abnormal looking red frizzy hair, as well as his bewitched blue eyes and his crazed smirk as he held the scissors over the neck of a Jack-In-The-Box.
It's almost like Jessie on a bad hair day, Hamm mentally remarked as he thought of a lie. For some reason, he just had the desperate urge to give as little information as possible about the movies to the Cowgirl. And, for another reason, he didn't think that the other toys would take a killer doll (who had been possessed by a serial killer) too well. Especially since some of Bonnie's toys themselves were dolls.
However, Jessie still seemed enthusiastic.
"It's uh...his kid dressed him up for Halloween," Hamm, yet again, lied, knowing that his lie was atrocious. Jeez, could he have made it any more obvious to save his life?
But, nonetheless, Jessie seemed to fall for it.
"And, so, it's a series of movies about a doll with an owner?" Jessie asked, spotting the slight resemblance between their lives, and the life of this toy.
"Yep,"
It was a few moments later, when Jessie suddenly realized why the name was so familiar.
"Is there a reason why he has the same name and looks like Chucky from Rugrats?"
"Uh...it's a spin off from Rugrats..." Hamm lied, before realizing the obvious mistake. "In an un-animated version."
Could he have made it anymore obvious that he was lieing oit of his backside?
"It is?" Jessie asked with beaming eyes. What if Hamm really was telling the truth? Then the movie would be great for her.
"Yeah..."
"Then why didn't ya say so?" Jessie asked in an exclaimed tone. Oh how she had the urge to watch it.
She had always loved Rugrats, even though she'd never openly admit it to a toy in the room, and she'd do anything for the show to appear on the TV more often. But Nicklelodeon had instead been replaced by reality TV shows (of which she had a strong distaste to), instead of some of the old animated TV shows. Thank God they still had SpongeBob!
And now they had a spin-off version of Rugrats? This was way more than she ever could've asked for.
"Let's go watch it!" Jessie suggested enthusiastically, before her mind came across one specific detail: Did they even have any of the movies? "Do we even have any of the movies?"
The Piggy Bank sighed. But he saw no wat out of this in the slightest.
"Uh...I think Bonnie's Mum has the 'Bride of Chucky' on video tape."
The mention of this caused Jessie's face to brighten instantly.
"She does?"
"Yeah."
"Then let's go!"
Hamm would've refused instantly. But when that girl was determined, she sure as hell didn't give up.
"Come on!" Jessie instructed as she tugged at Hamm's trotter. "Let's go watch it!"
"But I didn't like that film." (*) Hamm pointed out, in a half-hearted complaint. But she sure did seemed to be one stubborn Cowgirl that day. So he could only sigh as he rolled his eyes; knowing that Jessie wasn't just going to stop with him. "Fine...I'll go get the others."
However, when Hamm trotted his way over to the others, a large smirk brightened his face.
Oh how they were all going to be in for one hell of a surprise when they watch the film.
And he sure as hell was going to have his camera ready for the jumpy part. But he jus had to see if anyone would make it that far first...
"Jess?" Woody complained in half-hearted annoyance. "Can't this wait til' later?"
"Nope." Jessie answered simply as she inserted the old tape into the video-player and pressed the rewind button. "Hamm said it would be best for us all to watch it."
"No he didn't," Wood began to argue, before his eyebrows arched in uncertainty. "Did he?"
"No," Hamm answered, looking somewhat shocked. "I said I'll get the others."
"So that meant you wanted them to watch it as well?" Jessie answered slyly, completely aware of the fact that she was tuggng at the strings of Hamm's patience.
Hamm would'be argued otherwise, when he then realized that she had outwitted him. Damn that girl was smart! Not to mention sneaky... So he remained silent, only for Jessie to then severely annoy him by remarking:
"Thought so."
"Right..." Woody began to murmur in confusion. He did not get this at all. Jessie had told them all that it was a spin-off from Rugrats. And this definitely wasn't Rugrats so far... "So...why is that man in that place?"
"Shut up." Jessie snapped, before whacking an arm into his chest, of which caused the surprised Sheriff to gasp. By now, all of the toys were gathered around the TV set. "You're ruining the film."
"Ouch," Woody complained as he rubbed his chest with both hands, forcing the painful grunt away. "What did you do that for?"
However, Jessie simply ignored him as the man (a Police officer maybe?) on the screen entered his vehicle.
So Woody could only make a mental note to keep his distance from the Cowgirl.
The man then drove off from the warehouse, before driving through the hurling rain that beat at his window screen as his window swipers vigorously swept from side to side. On the other side of the line a sweet, angelic voice spoke up; as if the voice had been sent from heaven.
"Mummy?" Peatey murmured un the direction of Mrs Potato-head. "Why is that man talking on the phone and driving at the same time?"
The obvious truth then dawned on Mrs Potato-head that this may not be Rugrats at all, so she quickly came up with a lie:
"Um...well, he had special privilages, you see honey?"
"Oh," Peatey murmured, before they all continued to watch the film.
By now, the vehicle had come to a halt, with the window wide open as he smoked. The time was ticking on and he was becoming increasingly curious, sneaking glances at the bin bag to his right every so often. Eventually, he just couldn't stand it anymore and reached over. The electrifying hiss of the radio made him jump in his seat (as well as the surprised toys of who were curiously eyeing the film). The cigarette, which had previously been dangling out of his mouth fell to the floor, causing the ash to scatter everywhere.
"Jesus-" He murmured before grunting as the voice on the other side of the radio spoke up. He wiped his hands on his trousers as he calmed himself down. That must've been the biggest fright of his life!
After a few moments, he settled back down and continued to eye the back, before his curiosity took full control. Leaning over, his ripped the tag off the bin bag and brought the sides apart to gape at the contents in the bag. His eyebrows narrowed after a few long moments, before he inaudibly murmured: "What...?"
But then, a hand gripped his hand and yanked his head backwards, before performing the quick execution.
The eyes of everyone went wide.
"Mommy" Peanelope asked. "Why does that guy have nail polish running down his neck?"
Oh thank God they didn't know what really happened.
"Uh...it's a party sweety." Mrs Potato-head began to convince. "Why don't I go take you to play a game of hide and seek?"
"Okay," They answered cheerfully, before Mrs Potato-head took the Aliens and the Peas out of the room; in hope to keep them from watching any thing that would lead to be mental disturbances.
Bullseye, Totoro and Buttercup instantly followed.
"Oh My God," Mr Pricklepants murmured. "What on Earth is she doing to that doll?"
At that moment, Tiffany had Chucky placed on an enchanted circle as she proceeded in her ancient rituals.
"It's called a Voodoo ritual stupid."
"Oh."
"Erm..." Jessie began in confusion. "Why is she lying next to a dead man?"
"Eh, I don't no."
A few moments before hand, Buzz had almost hurled when Chucky killed that creepy man, Damien, it had made him feel sick to the stomach. But he felt better now.
And this was until she was electrocuted in the bath by a TV five minutes later.
Okay, now he really wanted to be sick.
"Excuse me, I have to go," Buzz admitted hurriedly as he quickly left, Mr Pricklepants, Rex and Dolly quicky following in his footsteps.
Jessie chucked a sigh.
"Wimps," She murmured.
Woody could only smile at her comment.
Most of the remaining toys went through the rest of the movie without wanting to hurl; even though they did jump in surprise a few times.
And this was until the remaining fifteen minutes when Jade, who was currently tied to a chair (having been kidnapped by Chucky and doll Tiffany), kicked Tiffany into the open oven and slammed the door shut, whilst Jesse whacked Chucky out of the window.
"Oh My God she just kicked her into the oven.
At this point, every other toy, apart from Woody and Jessie (Who were secretly competing in a competition with each other) had left the room.
However, Hamm was just getting his camera ready.
Jessie and Woody had managed to get through most of the film without being scared, until the last few minutes, when Tiffany (who Chucky had presumably killed) screamed at the investigators touch. She had been burnt to a crisp by now and it seemed as if she was giving birth.
Turned out she was...
She screamed and howled as she gave birth to the bloody fetus. But it wasn't this that creeped the two of them out: The baby had teeth.
"What the hell is that thing?" Woody demanded as he scooted closer to the Cowgirl; who only screamed when the fetus leapt up at the investigator, who was caught in a wild state of shock, presumably going for his neck.
But Jessie could only throw her arms around Woody's neck in fright as the credits began to roll.
Little did they realize that Hamm was aiming a camera (along with the help of Mr Potato-head), until the picture was taken.
Their jaws dropped when the flash caught their eyes and they gaped at Hamm in absolute horror.
"Clickedy-click." Hamm remarked before grinning. "I told you the film was bad."
Jessie and Woody were absolutely outraged.
"Give me that camera!" Jessie demanded, before leaping off the couch and chasing the Piggy-bank around the entire house.
A/N This is written out quite badly I think, but oh well.
I would like to thank Angie J Trifid again for this idea. I actually remember being terrified of the movies when I was younger, bit now I love them! Bride of Chucky is hilarious and Jennifer Tilly is awesome:) So is Glen, but he didn't arrive till the end of the movie:(
Anyway, has anyone watched the new Dr Who yet? (I'm just curious, 'cause I freakin loved the new episode ^_^)
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