Monday
I was abruptly awoken from my well-deserved sleep early Saturday morning by someone shaking my shoulder, rather hard I have to say. Without opening my eyes (I simply refused having gotten back from girls' night in the wee hours) I threw my pillow at whoever was disturbing me, only to have the same pillow thrown back at me. That did it. I quickly sat up and fired off some colorful words to describe this absolutely thoughtless individual. Who happened to be, Daniel?! Though finding Daniel in my bedroom was not an unwelcome surprised, it was actually a welcomed one, why he was there I could not fathom. When I asked, he seemed speechless and then he quickly turned around. Upon asking him again why he was in my room, he turned around again, but only halfway, facing the door instead of me. He made some grunting noises and moved his hands. But since I am not familiar with the language of the ear-less of this planet (Daniel really is talented when it comes to languages, most of the time anyway) I could not make out what he was trying to say. I threw the pillow back at him. Then he left, so I went back to sleep only to have Samantha disturb me a few minutes later. Emergency she said, and then gently added that I better get dressed. That was when I realized I had taken all of my clothes off before I went to sleep. All of them. Well, there had been a cocktail accident which had left me rather sticky.
Daniel is still refusing to look me in the eye. If he was not such a prude, it would be rather funny. I mean, species of the male gender as a whole tend to look south of one's face as a rule when speaking to you at least once. Daniel is looking at my feet if forced to speak to me, but he seems to prefer to look in a completely different direction to be perfectly honest. I do not know what he has to be embarrassed about. It is not as if he was the one naked. And to be frank, he was in MY bedroom. He had to be expecting some skin. Right?! Why else would he had come in the first place? I will never understand that man. Really. Never.
