Hey guys, It's me again. I would like to say thanx so much for all your reviews. I love y'all. Just a reminder I am very tomboyish that some people don't even consider me a girl, so don't expect any mushy stuff. A special thanx to my first reviewer Iced-Tea-XD! An honorable mention to Diana North-A.K.A FANG LUVER. Please keep reviewing. I hate it when people just read and don't review. Then you never know how people think about your story, so I thank all the people who took the time to. Remember. You add me as a favourite story or author or alerts whatever, I can see. I can also see how some people just add my story and don't review. It's kinda sad :( but im okay with that. So yah! I hate intros but I promise it will be over in the next few chapters. I wonder who Max really is. Let's just say she's someone really important to the camp. I promise I will be a fast updater. Maybe 2-3 times a week?

Disclaimer: JP owns all Max Ride content.


Camp Disaster Chapter 2-The Band

Fangster's POV

Okay, what the hell? I thought Iggy was gonna get here later! Geez, that's what I get for trusting a pyro-maniac. I gotta write this on my hand. Never trust pyros.

"Umm, hey Igs. Why didn't you tell me you were coming earlier? That is cheap man. What happened to bro for bro?" I said, trying to make him feel guilty. He did, I saw it in his eyes. Ha! Serves him right. I wasn't even really mad. But he doesn't know that… *insert evil laugh here*

"Hey Fang, I'm really sorry. I wanted to surprise you, but apparently Max didn't warn me that you were here. We cool?" He grinned sheepishly.

"It's fine Iggster, I was never mad anyways." I smirked.

"Why you little, lying, conniving, brother maker feel guilty-er person." Iggy fumbled to get his words across. I laughed.

"So I see you two already know each other. Iggy, I really had no idea this was your twin. You guys look nothing alike. I mean I know you are fraternal twins but he should look some what like you… right?" She questioned, obviously not wanting to offend either one of us.

"Yah, he should. But Iggy just had to go and decide to be a dumb blonde. Right little brother" I said with a serious expression. Everyone doubled over laughing. Iggy just glared.

"It was by 16 minutes okay? And I look like dad and you look like mom. Humph." He whined. And that is why I am the older one.

"So ya. Umm everyone, this is Fang. Fang, this is Iggy as you already know, he is our new drummer. Did you know your brother is sick at the drums? Ella, my lil' half sis and our background vocalist plus, occasional keyboardist if needed. Gazzy, my pyro lil' brother and resident bassist. And Nudge wherever she went, whom you already know, and is now our other background vocalist." Max pointed everyone out. Wait, Nudge was here too? WTF?

"YOU BROUGHT NUDGE TOO?" I exploded, not literally, though that would have been pretty sick. Iggy shrugged in apology. Okay Fang, calm thoughts. Think of pretty butterflies and how amazingly beautiful Max is… Wait what? No scratch that. Mental slap, mental slap!

"Ehem, as I was saying. All that's left is me Maximum Ride. I'm 16 years old, a tomboy, and I can kick your butt to next Wednesday if I wanted to. Also I am lead singer and guitarist for our band 'The Flock'. So there you go. I hate these damn intros. Why'd we have to be such a big group?" she sighed. Man. Even her sigh was hot. I mean snot, I mean rot… oh forget it. I really like her okay?

I turned and really looked at everyone. Ella was pretty, just like her older half sister, though they looked nothing alike. She had wavy dark, dark brown hair and brown eyes. She had full lips and a quirky smile. She looked very much Hispanic. Gazzy looked like Max, but in guy form. He had spiked up dirty blonde hair with striking blue eyes unlike Max's brown ones. He had one of the most mischievous grins I have ever seen. Great all I need is two crazy pyros to brighten my day. I'll also describe Nudge just for you dear readers. My little sister has these huge, wide 78% cocoa dark chocolate brown eyes and full lips. She has really pretty mocha skin (there goes my manly points for the day) and frizzy, unruly dark brown hair. Oh what the heck, just because I'm nice like that I'll describe my twin too. He-who-shall-not-be-named-for-now has really light strawberry blonde hair and pale blue eyes. He also has really pale skin. Yup that one way to describe Ig-I mean He-who-sh… Oh, what ever, Iggy. Some girls think he's haw.t I think he's just plain gross and sexist. Trust me, you try growing up with him and you'll get it. Well look who's the little hypocrite. Were you not checking Max out a minute ago? Said the little voice in my head. Shut up! I snapped at the voice.

"Well we've got the whole morning before the campers, along with my other little sister Angel comes. Angel's 6 and the cutest thing ever. You'll see what I mean, Fang. But if she gives you Bambi eyes, look away if you wish to live. Look away, I tell you!" yelled Max. "What do you guys wanna do for the rest of the morning?"

"How 'bout we just unpack?" Ella suggested. Everyone nodded their heads in consent.

"FANG! ZOMG! Did Iggy surprise you? What did he say? Have you met the rest of the gang? Do you know Max? Isn't Max pretty? I think she is. She is awesome. ZOMG! You guys would be perfect for each other. Are you gonna ask her out? Cause if you are tell me and Ella before hand so we can lock her in her room and make her look hot! Though she usually does. She has really nice hair. I wish my hair was like that. I have tried everything but it never goes down. Gasp! I heard from other kids that we're having an open mike soon! OMG! Fang you should totally sin-Mmph pshh mphh." And welcome to my world. Everyone was staring open mouthed at my sister who had just reappeared from who knows where. I had slapped my hand over her mouth before she could go to crazy. I tentatively lifted my hand off her mouth while giving her a threatening glance. She stayed quiet, thank god.

"So now that the Nudge channel is on commercial for now, how 'bout we go unpack." I said. Everyone's mouths seemed to be unhinged from their jaws. Obviously, they didn't know Nudge that well. Max recovered first.

"Yah, but let's get some grub first." She suggested. "I'm starved. I wonder if Cheryl would give me some Sloppy Joe's? D'ya think she would?" She muttered to herself the last part. It took me a second to realize. She knew the camp cook? How? I needed to find out more on the amazing Max Ride. Ride, ride… Why did that name sound familiar?


Me: Well Iggy's back. And he is clearly shaken by his traumatizing experience to the land of POOF!

Igs: Poof...poof... that's all it took...poof! Scary...poof...

Me: Let's leave him be. R&R?