Here's the next chapter to Bella's Emo Singing. Sorry it's taking so long.

Song: California Gurls By Katy Perry and Sweet Sacrifice by Evanescence

I need a new computer badly! Anyway enjoy! I do not own Twilight or the two songs...


BPOV (Bella)

I groaned when I saw them enter. All three of them were in their signature short skirts, super over tight shirts, ridiculously high heels, and heavy, caked-on make-up. The three sluts from Forks High were here in Los Angeles, surprisingly in an ice cream store. I kept quiet and dived down under the table. Disgusting.

Edward must have caught sight of Tanya, Lauren, and Jessica because he too was under the table within seconds. He was rocking back and forth in fetal position.

"Oh dear God, please make them go away, please make them go away," he was mumbling under his breath. I placed my hand on his shoulder and pulled him back up onto the seats. Travis and Lola raised their eyebrows at us.

"Those three are girls from our school. We aren't on good terms, to make a long story short," I said. They had looks of understanding and went back to their ice cream. Edward and I followed suit.

It was peaceful... That is until we heard Tanya's screeching voice.

"Like OMG! It's Bella and like Edward!" Tanya squealed as she rushed over. Edward groaned and looked away, his hand covering his eyes. I chuckled under my breath, but I cut it off as Tanya came up beside the table. You could tell she was faking everything, even Travis and Lola knew it.

"Like OMG! It's the biggest slut I have ever known!" I mocked. Her eyes narrowed at me and a scowl crossed her lips. I smirked and licked my ice cream from the spoon I was eating it with.

"Shut up Swan," she snarled. Ooo scary, not! Tanya or Tanhoe as I like to call her caught sight of Travis and Lola, she turned all goody and nice, yeah right. "Ooo who are these people?" she asked.

I probably had that anime red cross pumping on my forehead, since I was annoyed and frustrated beyond belief.

"I don't have to tell you shit, but since I'm having fun annoying you, I will. These are my music producers, record dealers, etc. So, now that you know, bye bye!" I said. She turned to me with a scowl.

"Why would they give you any consideration? You can't even sing!" Tanya screamed.

"Tanya, don't you remember the saying that if you scowl too much, you're face is going to stay that way?" I asked, eating my ice cream with my eyes closed. "Plus, I'm actually shocked you can say a word like 'consideration.' I didn't know your vocabulary went that far," I said.

Edward snickered, along with Lola. Tanya's face was bright red. She turned to Travis, not saying a word, just leaned and whispered in his ear, giving him a good view of her cleavage. Travis immediately averted his eyes to Lola.

"Bitch, get away from my boyfriend!" Lola said with a growl. Even though she wasn't talking to me, I was still scared shitless. She can be quite scary when she wants to be.

"Hmph whatever. So Travis, why are you with Bella? I mean, I'm way better!" Tanya said smugly. I sighed and stood. Tanya looked at me.

"Tanhoe, you think you're better than me? Why don't we test that theory tonight. There's a karaoke night tonight here, it's going to be me against you, got that? Or is that too much to understand for your microscopic brain?" I sneered. She flinched but regained her composure quickly.

"Whatever. I'll take you on in that. Prepare to lose, loser," She said as she walked away. I smirked.

Turning back to Travis, I smirked at him.

"Oh you are so sleeping on the couch tonight!" I said, laughing.

"He better believe it!" Lola growled. Travis groaned, pretending to do an anime fall out of his seat.

~~~~Back at the hotel~~~~

"UGH!" I screamed, standing in my room, glaring at my suitcases. At the moment, I was in my suite room, looking through my suitcases for an outfit for tonight.

Edward came in at the sound of my scream, with a raised eyebrow. "Is there something wro-" Edward stopped mid sentence, staring at me. Looking down, I saw that I was only clad in my undergarments.

"AAHHH GET OUT!" I screamed, diving behind a chair. Edward stammered over an apology and quickly ran out of my room.

I sighed. I'm never going to be able to live that down... Ever. I went back to searching for an outfit. I decided to go for a Living Dead Souls, short black and white skull skirt with black leggings, an Alexander McQueen black skull and feather t shirt, gray flats with a small black bow on the toe, and a black beanie. I pinned my hair back with hair clips, slipping on razor blade earrings, and tugging a Bleeding Heart Ribcage necklace.

I went out into the living room, seeing Edward in a form fitting white t shirt, distressed, relaxed jeans, and red vans. I blushed when I saw him, Edward blushing when he saw me. It was awkward for some time.

"Um... So, why don't we forget what went through that, agreed?" I asked. Edward nodded and so, we both went out to our car and went back to the ice cream place, the sun setting.

~~~~ At the ice cream place~~~~

One person had just finished singing and there was an applause. Edward and I sat with Travis and Lola in the booth we were sitting in earlier. Tanya, Jessica, and Lauren were in up front.

"Alright alright, we have a pleasant surprise. Tonight, there is going to be a singing competition between Bella Swan and Tanya Denali. So, without further ado, let's have Tanya Denali come up!" the manager of the restaurant said in the mic.

The only ones who actually applauded were Jessica and Lauren, who quieted down when they noticed that no one was clapping when Tanya went onto the stage. I snickered quietly, Edward laughing beside me as well.

Tanya grabbed the mic and though of the song she wanted to sing. "Um, I'll like sing California Gurls by like Katy Perry," Tanya said. I started to laugh harder. Tanya glared as the music started. Then she started to sing.

Oh no... Please rip my ears out. I covered my ears the whole time, Edward, Travis, and Lola doing the same.

[Snoop Dogg]
Greetings loved ones
Let's take a journey

[Katy Perry - Verse 1]
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be somethin' in the water
Sippin' gin and juice
Layin' underneath the palm trees (Undone)
The boys
Break their necks
Try'na creep a little sneak peek (At us)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the Golden Coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Katy Perry - Chorus]
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your Popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh

California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
Westcoast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Katy Perry - Verse 2]
Sex on the beach
We don't mind sand in our Stilettos
We freak
In my Jeep
Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo (Oh oh)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the Golden Coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Katy Perry - Chorus]
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your Popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh

California gurls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
Westcoast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Snoop Dogg - Verse 3]
Toned, tanned
Fit and ready
Turn it up 'cause it's gettin' heavy
Wild, wild Westcoast
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones
I mean like she's the one
Kiss her
Touch her
Squeeze her buns

The girl's a freak
She drives a Jeep
and lives on the beach
I'm okay
I won't play
I love the Bay
Just like I love L.A.
Venice Beach
And Palm Springs
Summertime is everything

Homeboys
Hangin' out
All that ass
Hangin' out
Bikinis, tankinis, martinis
No weenies
Just a king
And a queen-ie
Katy my lady
(Yeah)
You're lookin'here baby
(Uh huh)
I'm all up on you
'Cause you representin' California
(Ohhh yeahh)

[Katy Perry - Chorus]
California gurls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your Popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh

California gurls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
Westcoast represent
(Westcoast, Westcoast)
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

Snoop Dogg:
(Californiaaa, Californiaaa)
California girls man
I wish they all could be
California girls
(Californiaaa) (ha ha ha ha ha)
I really wish
You all could be
California girls
(Californiaaa, girls)

By the end of the song, all four of us were on the ground, holding our ears in pain.

"Dear God, make it stop!" I whimper, rocking back and forth in pain. Edward whimpered in agreement. Tanya stepped down from the stage, with a smug smile on her face. I was tempted to rip my ears off while she was singing, it sounded like a cat hacking up a hairball, a granny trying to sound sexy, and an old porn star who lost their job.

"Okay, thank you Tanya for that... Disturbing performance," the manager struggled for the correct words. I would've used the words, shitty, disgusting, painful, hellish, etc to describe it, you know, speak the truth?

You could see the expression on Tanya's face change from smug to horrified and in disbelief.

"Anyway, now coming up to the stage is Bella Swan!" the manager said into the mic. "Hopefully, this time it won't be as painful to hear," he mumbled, the mic picking it up. We all laughed and I got onto the mini stage.

"Hey everyone, listen I am so so so sorry you had to listen to the torture known as Tanya Denali. I just hope I can help sooth that pain you now feel in your ears," I said, grinning. Everyone laughed again, Edward the loudest. Tanya glared up at me and I flipped her off.

Everyone 'ooh'ed, chuckling.

I thought of which song to sing, biting my lip. "Hmm, I think I'll sing... Sweet Sacrfice by Evanescence," I said, smiling. The music started, I pulled the mic to my lips, eyes closing. As I started to sing, my eyes shot open, eyes glowing like they always do when I put passion or a strong emotion into something.

It's true, we're all a little insane.
But it's so clear,
Now that I'm unchained.

Fear is only in our minds,
Taking over all the time.
Fear is only in our minds
but it's taking over all the time.

You poor sweet innocent thing.
Dry your eyes and testify.
You know you live to break me.
Don't deny sweet sacrifice.

One day
I'm gonna forget your name,
And one sweet day,
you're gonna drown in my lost pain.

Fear is only in our minds,
Taking over all the time.
Fear is only in our minds
but it's taking over all the time.

You poor sweet innocent thing.
Dry your eyes and testify.
And oh you love to hate me, don't you, honey?
I'm your sacrifice.

(I dream in darkness
I sleep to die,
Erase the silence,
Erase my life.)

Do you wonder why you hate? (Our burning ashes,
Blacken the day)
Are you still too weak to survive your mistakes? (A world of nothingness,
Blow me away.)

You poor sweet innocent thing.
Dry your eyes and testify.
You know you live to break me.
Don't deny.
Sweet sacrifice.

My eyes slipped closed as I finished singing. My head bowed as I placed the mic back onto its stand. It was silent for a while, then a loud applause was heard. There was whistling, clapping, and even whooping.

I looked up with a smile, eyes shining happily, hopping off the stage. The manager came onto the stage as I sat back down.

"Well, I think it's obvious who the winner is! The winner of this competition is... Bella Swan!" he announced. Travis and Lola yelled out in glee, I smiled brightly, Edward hugged me. Not that I minded or anything.

"What? !" Tanya screamed. I stood up, Travis, Lola, and Edward behind me.

"You heard him. You lost. I told you I was better than you ever will be. So take that plastic ass of yours and go to hell," I snarled. She winced and ran out, Jessica and Lauren following her.

"Well that went well," Travis said, raising an eyebrow at the door. I turned to the three behind them.

"So.. Who wants ice cream?"


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