The Life of a Dudette Chapter 3: Late, a grojband fanfic

AN: Wasuuuup? Lol, I was so happy with the reviews from the last chapter! I got like 3 reviews from it!...actually that's pretty sad. I'm sad now. You should totally review, follow and favorite this story so I'll be happy again (I write more when I'm happy)! Also, I have the announcement of who won my little competition! But first, I'd like to send a shout out to those who actually participated! I'm sorry I didn't pick you! Shout outs go to: Bkpike, and NerdyNinja132! Sorry! Thanks for reading though! The winners are… drum roll please (Everyone: drum rolls): NerdyNinja132, and fanficlover2266! NerdyNinja132 won for: Hannah, Harvy's counterpart (I didn't want the other ones sorry), and fanficlover2266 won for Jazmine, Corey's lil sis, and Carries lil bro! Congrats you guys!

Corey: Hmmm… Jazmine. I like it! I remember when she was born.

Trina: Liar.

Skullenko: Someone needs to do the disclaimer!

Mina: How about Laney? She hasn't gotten to do it yet!

Laney: OK! Skullen-

Kin: Wait! We should probably let a girl do it!

Laney: I WILL kill you!

Kon: How about we let Carrie do it?

Carrie: Fine. Skullenko doesn't own Grojband.

Laney: *spits fire at Kin & Kon*

Laney's POV

I wake up feeling bad. Like 'love of my life thinks I'm a dude' and 'evil sister has come back to wreck my life' and 'my life is crumbling down around me' bad. But then again, I'd have to be a complete and total loser for all that to be happening to me. Oh wait, it is! I groan, get up, and somehow manage to drag my lifeless corpse of a body down the stairs. I'm sitting at the table while my mom is making pancakes, when I realize something.

"Mom, where's Hillary? You said we were going to share a room, but she wasn't there when I woke up." Here it comes… I just know it…

"Hillary? She woke up early and went to Corey's. She wanted to meet your friends. Wasn't that nice?" There it is.

"NOWOOEOOOOOOOOEWEWEWEWOOOOO!" I yell standing up so fast and hard that the plate of pancakes that my mom just put in front of me, goes flying. I run, because a) I need to stop Hillary from…something and b) my mom's pissed that I broke her plate and pancakes.

I'm halfway to Corey's house before I realize, 1. My leg hurts reeeeallly bad from banging it on our metal table when I stood up (we might be the only family to have a frigin metal table) and 2) I'm still in my froggy footie pajamas (my mom says I'll catch a cold if I where anything else to bed and refuses to buy me anything else, ok?!)and half the neighborhood has seen me. I hate my liiiiifeee.

Now I know what you're thinking (you'd thought I'd stopped, huh? Well you're wroooooong!): 'Oh Laney, you're overreacting. A boy not liking you & having a mean sister is not the end of the world!'. Well guess what! I'm a teen, those are big problems right now so SHUTUP (and go buy me vanilla ice cream so I can eat it while being sad)(AN: Yeah… I want ice cream).

As soon as I'm back in the safety of my own hou-

Wait, scratch the whole safety thing. I forgot. Hillary and my dad are here. Sigh.

I drag myself back up the stairs to get dressed this time. Hmmmm…..if I really want to wow Corey, I should dress differently! Hmmmmm…. I GOT IT! Instead of boots, red pants, a v neck with black and green stripes, and a yellow hair clip, I'll wear boots, red pants, a v neck with black and green stripes, and a GREEN hair clip! Yeah.

As I finish getting dressed, I snap on my green hair clip, something weird happens. It explodes (AN: This what I think will happen if a cartoon character wears different clothes for once)! Oh well, I wasn't really feeling the green. I snap on my yellow hair clip and head out. See? Since I'm a tomboy I don't take that much time getting ready. Now if I wore makeup like regular girls it would've taken me for- HOLY COW THAT TOOK 30 MINUTES?! I DIDN'T EVEN BRUSH MY TEETH!...darn I should probably go back and do that so my breath doesn't stink. That should only take like 3 minutes, right?

30 MINUTES LATER TRANSITION

How is this even possible?! 30 MINUTES! It's as if there's some twisted, sick person out there that is controlling my life in some weird way. Almost like they're writing it! Like some kind of…story! Which would make that sick person the author, huh? (AN: MWAHAHAHHAHAA) Oh well, now that that's all over, I can finally head over to Corey's.

On the way there, I notice Kin & Kon a little ways ahead of me. Hmm… they can't possibly be late too, right? On closer inspection I notice they're holding cups. Oh. Slushie run. They're that far into practice, huh?

Before I can say anything, I'm interrupted by Kon, " Hey Laney! Where's your bass?"

Fuuuuuuuu….

10 MINUTES LATER TRANSITION

I'm panting at the garage door. 10 minutes that's not so bad.

"Hi guys, sorry I'm late I overslept and-" I'm cut off by what I see. There is Hillary talking and blatantly flirting with MY Corey.

This is usually the part of the story where Corey is looking all interested in her, but when he sees me his eyes light up like a Christmas tree in the dark. Then he rushes over to me and showers me with love and attention and we get married and live in a fairy gumdrop magic castle and live happily ever after. Sadly, this is not a story. THIS IS REAL LIFE. (AN: That's right Laney, that's right. :D) Instead, he mumbles hello and goes back to ogling her.

Hillary. You wanna know what SHE'S doing? She's sitting there in my spot on the couch, looking at him like he's the best thing she's ever seen and he's doing the same. I can feel my heart breaking. But that's okay. I have enough rage inside of me to make 10 hearts. Anyone need one?

The air is thick with their love. I almost believed Hillary really liked him. Till she looked at me smirked and winked. She did that in like, a second!

I clear my throat, "Hi everyone."

Corey finally looks up at me, "Dude, where were you? Practice just ended."

"Sorry, I overslept. Which is weird, because I had my alarm clock set." I see Hillary smiling at me. Why would she smile at m-ooooohhh… Evil little witch!

"It's okay. Accidents happen. Isn't this nice! Hillary came over to say you might be late, then she heard our music and decided to stay! It was awesome, right guys?" Kin and Kon hummed their agreement (while staring at Hillary I might add).

"Wait. How did you guys play without a bass?"

"Hillary filled in for you. Wasn't that nice fellas?" Kin and Kon hummed again.

Wow. Apparently I can be replaced. Just by some hot girl. "I'm going to the kitchen." I stood up and left.

I filled up a glass of water while I tried to hold in the tears.

"I don't like her either."

I spun around to see Corey's little sister, Jazmine (AN: that one's for you fanficlover2266).

"Why not?"

"When I sneezed she told me to, quote 'Get away you disgusting vermin'."

"Yeah, that sounds like Hillary."

Jazmine dug around in her pocket, before holding up what seemed to be a water balloon. "Hey, can you put this stink bomb in her room tonight for me?"

"She's sharing a room with me."

Jazmine holds it out to me, "Take one for the team."

"I'll see what I can do." I take it and hold it carefully so it won't pop. Maybe I can put it in her luggage.

Laughter comes from the hall and Jazmine mysteriously disappears. Weird little kid. She'd be perfect for Harvy. Just then Corey, Kin and Kon burst into the kitchen, laughing. They stop when they see me.

"Hey Lanes. Forgot you were in here." Corey said patting me on the back. Infuriated (AN: whoa…big word), I leave only to be pulled into a closet.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR CONTEST WINNERS

AN: Hey guys. Hope you liked it! Anyway this message is to fanficlover2266 and NerdyNinja132: Thank you for participating in my little contest. YOU WON! We just saw Jazmine, Corey's little sister (name courtesy of fanficlover2266) and at some point we'll see Carrie's lil bro Jason (fanficlover2266)and Hannah, Lenny's lil sister (NerdyNinja132). Anyway, since you won I'm planning on making characters based off of you. So, can you each leave the name you want your character to be called, if it's a boy or a girl, and if you want it to be good or bad, in the comments or pm me. Thanks