War of the Criminals

Part 4

(After several hours of rest, Wordgirl and Huggy are ready to help the villains battle and bring the crime family members to justice.)

Wordgirl/Becky: Come on, Huggy! (They zoom out of the hideout and back into town.)

(Meanwhile, at the bank.)

(A violent criminal from the old town has his guns on the bank clerks and his accomplice has guns on some of the customers.)

Criminal #1: Now give me all the money and make it fast!

Blonde Bank Teller: (She then goes to file her nails.) You know what? This bank's been robbed so many times.

Criminal #1: Hey, I'm not like one of those pathetic super villains. I mean business here. (He then points his gun towards the ceiling and shoots.) Now, are you going to do as I say or do I have to do that to you?!

Blonde Bank Teller: (She has seen the guy shoot the ceiling and becomes scared and begins to fill up her bag.) Here, just don't hurt me.

(As the bank teller is filling up the bag with money, the Butcher comes into the bank and sees two bank robbers with guns on the tellers, plus also on the bank customers, some have children with them.)

Butcher: Hey! That's no way to rob a bank!

Criminal #2: Who do you think you are?

Butcher: I'm the Butcher and I've been robbing this place for a long time and I don't remember ever threatening the customers or the tellers with guns. And certainly don't remember threatening children with such dangerous weapons.

Blonde Bank Teller: You locked us all in the bank vault once.

Butcher: Yes. But I was going to let you all out later, plus I don't use dangerous weapons and I don't wish to harm anyone, especially children. (He looks over at the little girl he had given Lil'Mittens to and pats her on the head.) Now, you two are going to leave these people alone and unharmed!

Criminal #1: Oh yeah? And how are you going to stop us?

Blonde Bank Teller: Oh, you don't know the Butcher very well.

Criminal #1: Shut up, Lady!

Butcher: Hey, don't talk to other people like that! At least I try to be polite! Anyway, this is how I'm going help stop you. (He then summons meat products and dumps them onto the two violent bank robbers.)

Criminal #2: Ewww! I'm covered in meat!

Criminal #1: And it's thick! I can't get out or anything!

(Just then the cops show up and take the two criminals to jail.)

Officer #1: Thank you so much, Butcher.

Butcher: No problem, Officer. My fellow villains and I are helping out this time because these new criminals come from the old part of Fair City.

Officer #2: Really? Is that why we're getting calls from all over the city?

Butcher: I guess so.

Officer #1: What happened to Wordgirl?

Butcher: She's taking a rest and letting us help her out. Don't worry, once these new criminals are all in jail, we villains are going to go back to what we did before.

Officer #2: Ok.

Blonde Bank Teller: Thank you, Butcher for helping us. And you are right, you are very polite when you do rob us.

Butcher: I'll be seeing you later.

(As he walks out of the bank, he hears the blonde bank teller say this to the other tellers.)

Blonde Bank Teller: You know, being robbed by the villains is a lot better than being robbed by those criminals from the older part of town.

(Butcher smiles and feels better about himself.)

Butcher: (Talks to himself.) This must be how Wordgirl feels every time she helps people. I does make one feel good about themselves.

(Elsewhere, at the jewelry store, another robber has gone in and is now pointing a rifle at the jewelry store clerk, Reginald.)

Reginald: Where is Wordgirl when you need her?

Criminal #3: Don't give me any funny business and fill up this bag with all the jewels in the store or you'll get your head blown off! And I want this done quickly!

(Reginald now has his hands in the air.)

Reginald: How am I to do that if I have my hands in the air?

Criminal #3: That did it! (He then is about to fire his rifle at Reginald, when all of the sudden, there's a squirt and the criminal is now covered in mustard.) Ugh! What happened?

Chuck: You need to leave Reginald alone!

Criminal #3: Who are you, Freak?

Chuck: I'm Chuck, the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy and I don't like how you are robbing this jewelry store.

Criminal #3: If you're evil, like you say you are, why don't you use a real gun filled with bullets and not a gun filled with condiments?

Chuck: Because I don't like gun with bullets! They make things too messy! And I don't like you! (He shoots the criminal again, but this time with ketchup.) And you have to admit, my condiment cocoons are hard to get out of.

Criminal #3: (Trying to free himself.) Ugh! I can't get out!

(With his mind distracted by trying to free himself from the double condiment cocoon, he doesn't notice that his gun was taken away by Brent.)

Brent: Hey Brother, I just thought I help you with this.

Chuck: Thanks Brent.

Reginald: Thank you, Brent and you too, Chuck. I have to say I'm glad that you two are here, when Wordgirl can't be.

Chuck: Well, Wordgirl's been working too hard and now she's resting so she can help later. And I hope you know that once this is finished, I'll most likely come back and rob you myself.

Reginald: I know. And I rather get robbed by you and your fellow villains than some violent hooligan like that man.

(Later the police come and take the criminal to jail.)

(All over the Fair City, the villains confront the crime families and other violent criminals from the older part of town, robbing and causing trouble and so far, even without Wordgirl's help, the villains are doing a good job at keeping the violent criminals from taking over and making their part of town as hopeless and rundown as the older part of town is.)

(Meanwhile, Wordgirl and Huggy are resting after a long few days of doing that also and now that they are well-rested and are ready to help their town's villains battle the violent criminals and the organized crime families.)

Wordgirl/Becky: Come on, CHF! WORD UP! (She zooms back towards town and she sees that the villains have everything under control.) Wow, it looks like the villains are doing a very good job here. But let's go and help out anyway. (Down below, she sees Granny May walking past an alley way, and then she sees several young men step out from the alley and they begin following her, preparing to mug her.) STOP RIGHT THERE!

Granny May: (She turns around and sees the young men following her.) And what do you whipper-snappers think you're doing?

Young Man #1: We want all of your money, Old Lady!

Granny May: Old Lady?! You boys need to respect your elders more. (Then she takes her perfume and squirts it at the young men.)

Young Man #1: (He and his partners are now gagging from the scent of the perfume.) Ugh! That's horrible! I can't breathe.

Granny May: Good, and now how about this! (She then takes out her knitting needles and wraps the young men up.) Thank you, Wordgirl.

Wordgirl/Becky: No problem. I'll take these guys to jail. Please stay safe.

Granny May: I sure will. You know, you have more respect for your elders than I thought.

Wordgirl/Becky: Just the way I was brought up. Besides, us feisty gals have look out for each other.

Granny May: You got that right, Sweetheart.

(Wordgirl then takes the young men to jail and then continues to help the villains and townsfolk defeat the crime families and the other violent criminals.)

Wordgirl/Becky: (Talking to Huggy.) We need to continue to help the villains, if they are in need of any help. But it looks as if the villains are doing a very good job.

(A few hours later, after all of the violent non-members of the crime families are taken to jail by Wordgirl, Huggy, and the city's villains, this only leaves the crime families to deal with.)

Quincy: Ok, we have a serious situation. The non-members of the crime families have all been taken to jail by that Wordgirl and her allies. We have to team up and take them down and I need everyone's help! (The members of the crime families cheer.) I have the weapons that Thurston Smalls had sold us. I suggest that we begin to use them. (With that, the crime families head back to the warehouse where their special weapons are housed and they begin to march back into the new part of town.) Remember, fire at anyone. No one is innocent or safe.

Hal: (He sees the crime families marching back into the new part of town and he goes to warn everyone else, who are now gathered in the center of town, near City Hall.) I see them coming and they don't look too happy. I'm closing up shop until they are defeated. (He then goes to board up his villain supply shop and locks up and then goes to hide somewhere inside.)

Mr. Big: (He was the one that Hal had informed.) People! We have a situation. The crime families are heading back into town and this time, they are using the weapons that my step-father sold them.

Chuck: We're so dead.

Butcher: What do we do?

Wordgirl/Becky: Come on you guys, we have to stand our ground and not let these crime families take over. Did we let Miss Power take over?

Villains: NO!

Wordgirl/Becky: And I can guarentee that these crime families are no where as powerful as Miss Power. So if we can battle Miss Power and win, we can battle these crime families and win.

Dr. Two-Brains: How if they do win?

Wordgirl/Becky: Well, at least we can say that we fought the good fight. I don't know about you all, but I'm willing to lay down my life for the citizens of this city and that includes you villains as well.

Tobey: (Sitting on a robot, that he had repaired.) I'm willing to help Wordgirl.

Birthday Girl: So am I.

Victoria: Me too. This will be the best.

(Soon, the rest of the villains are ready to face the war with the crime families.)

Wordgirl/Becky: (She is acting as lookout and she soon spots the crime families entering the city and walking past Hal's Villain Supply shop.) They just passed by Hal's Villain Supply shop. Are you all ready for this?

LRW: We're ready and waiting, all set, standing by. (She then makes a few copies.) Copies, I need for you to be the first line of defense, protection, resistance. (Her copies head over to where the old town meets the new town and line up, side-by-side.)

Wordgirl/Becky: Wow, good job.

Tobey: Robots, get ready! (His robots are programmed to attack as soon as they see the crime families.)

(Soon the crime families begin to enter the new town and they see a line of identical women standing in-between them and the new city.)

Quincy: Ok, if it's a fight they want, then it's a fight they get. LET'S GO!

(With that, the crime families make it past the identical women and begin to shoot at everyone they see.)

Wordgirl/Becky: Citizens of Fair City, please head home! And stay there! Keep your windows and doors closed and locked!

(With that, the ordinary citizens rush for home as quickly as they can as Wordgirl and the villains begin to battle the crime families.)

(Unfortunately, they lose and are all captured by the crime family bosses. With Quincy being in charge, he approaches Wordgirl.)

Quincy: You thought you could win this war? You thought wrong, Brat! You see, I've lived through the last crime war and I saw how my father and his partners were defeated and sent back to live in the old town. But, we have better weapons then they did and we actually used them. My father and his partners never really used them.

Tobey: Don't hurt her!

Alex: (Helping his father with the crime war.) My dad can hurt whoever he wants, Nerd! (He then points his pocket knife at Tobey.)

Wordgirl/Becky: Leave my villains alone!

Quincy: I don't think so. Because with them, out of the way, my criminals can once again, take over and we will become the top criminals of the city. No longer would a bunch of super-powered freaks take over. And just so you know I mean business, I'm going to let them watch as I destroy you first, Wordgirl.

Tobey: NO! Leave her alone!

Alex: Quiet! Let my father kill this hero. She's not much of a hero. Look at her. She's a freak.

Tobey: Don't ever call her a freak!

(Dr. Two-Brains sees Quincy about to fire his gun at Wordgirl and he decides to take out his cheese ray and fires, turing the gun into cheese.)

Quincy: What the? Who did that?

Dr. Two-Brains: I did. You let your son and his hooligan friends break into my lair and the lairs of my fellow villains and steal from us and destroy them.

(Just then, the police show up.)

Wordgirl/Becky: Where did the police come from?

Help Guy: I found the police station and I told them to come here.

Wordgirl/Becky: Great job.

Police Commissioner: Alright, you crime family members are all under arrest. We've been trying to put an end to your reign of tyranny for years. And thanks to the villains and Wordgirl, we no longer have to worry about you people again.

Quincy: You can keep us locked up forever.

Police Commissioner: Watch me. And the young children who helped the crime families, will be taken to juvenile hall for vandalism and theft.

(Soon, the crime families are all taken to jail and the younger members are taken to juvenile hall.)

Wordgirl/Becky: I like to thank you villains for helping. You all did excellent. (Huggy, give them each a key to the city.) You are so right, Huggy. I'll be back villains. (Within a few seconds, Wordgirl leaves and then comes back with a bag full of keys to the city.) Villains, I would like to give each and everyone of you a key to the city.

Mr. Big: Really? I get a key to the city?

Wordgirl/Becky: Yes, I told you in order to get one, you need to do something good for the city and you all did that. So, these are all the keys that I've received and I'm willing to give away some to each of you. Now, I will call out your names and Huggy will give one to you. First one goes to Butcher.

Butcher: Thank you. I never gotten one of these. Thanks. (He then pats her on the head.)

Wordgirl/Becky: You're welcomed. Next one goes to Dr. Two-Brains.

Dr. Two-Brains: Thanks Wordgirl. You ok, Sweetie?

Wordgirl/Becky: Yeah, I'm fine. That was awesome when you turned that gun into cheese.

Dr. Two-Brains: Just one of my specialties. Thanks again.

Wordgirl/Becky: No problem, Doc. Next one goes to Granny May.

Granny May: Thank you, Wordgirl. Does this open anything?

Wordgirl/Becky: No, it's just a symbol of appreciation. The next key goes to Tobey McCallister the Third.

Tobey: Thank you, my darling Wordgirl. Can I have a kiss to go along with it?

Wordgirl/Becky: Hmmm, well…ok. (She then plants a small kiss on Tobey's cheek, making him blush.) There, how was that?

Tobey: Let me just say that I'm never washing this cheek again.

Wordgirl/Becky: Would you like for me to take a picture of the cheek I kissed?

Tobey: Yes, yes, please! (Huggy then takes a picture of Tobey's cheek, that was kissed by Wordgirl.) Thank you, Huggy. (Huggy, No problem.)

Wordgirl/Becky: Now, the next key goes to Chuck, the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy.

Chuck: Thanks Wordgirl. I've always wanted one of these. Can I give one to Brent?

Wordgirl/Becky: Hmmm, tell you what. I'll give this extra one to you and you can give it to Brent. He did do a good job with helping you. But you have to promise to give it to him and not keep it for yourself.

Chuck: (Rolls his eyes a little.) Right, right. I promise.

Wordgirl/Becky: Thanks. The next key goes to Maria, the Energy Monster. Here you go, Maria. (Maria jumps for joy and graciously thanks Wordgirl.) No problem, Maria. The next two keys go to both Mr. Big and his assistant, Leslie.

Mr. Big: Finally, I get to have a key to the city. And I didn't have to steal one or make another villain steal it for me. Thank you, so much, Wordgirl.

Leslie: I thank you too. I love how you give us the recognition that we deserve.

Wordgirl/Becky: No problem.

Mr. Big: What did she say?

Wordgirl/Becky: Recognition means to be recognized or to be appreciated or acknowledgement. In this case, Leslie is saying that she's happy that I appreciate her help and that I'm recognizing her and the rest of you villains for helping with this war with the criminals and crime families from the old town.

Mr. Big: Well, thank you, Wordgirl. And I know by next week, we'll be battling again, but I want to take this time and say that I'm glad that you're here to help us when we need it.

Wordgirl/Becky: And I'll continue to help you villains. Because you all are citizens of Fair City as well and I made a commitment to help the citizens of Fair City. Now, the next key to the city goes to Eileen, the Birthday Girl.

Birthday Girl: Thank you, thank you, thank you Wordgirl! You're my bestest-westest fwiend. (She then grabs Wordgirl and gives her a Birthday Girl-type hug.)

Wordgirl/Becky: No problem. And you can think of this as a birthday present. Happy Birthday, Eileen!

Birthday Girl: Thank you, Wordgirl!

Wordgirl/Becky: No problem, Eileen. The next key goes to Amazing Rope Guy.

Rope Guy: Thanks Wordgirl. I didn't think you would give me anything like this.

Wordgirl/Becky: I know and should've thanked you that time you helped me battle Tobey's Mobot. I'm sorry about that. Tell you what, I'll give you two keys to the city.

Rope Guy: Thanks.

Wordgirl/Becky: The next key goes to the Whammer.

Whammer: Thank you, Wordgirl. This is very Whammer. Whammer thanks Wordgirl. I think you're very Wham!

Wordgirl/Becky: Thank you, Whammer. I think you're very Wham also. The next key goes to Glen Furlblam.

Glen: Thanks Wordgirl.

Wordgirl/Becky: The next one goes to The Coach.

Coach: Thank you, Wordgirl.

Wordgirl/Becky: You're welcomed. The next one goes to Lady Redundant Woman. And let me just say that you did excellent, super, and outstanding.

LRW: Thank you, thanks, Merci, Wordgirl.

Dr. Two-Brains: You did very good, Sweetie.

LRW: Thanks Doc.

Wordgirl/Becky: Ok, are you two going to kiss or something?

Dr. Two-Brains: Um, Wordgirl…(Just then, LRW gives Doc a passionate kiss on his lips.) Thanks Beatrice.

LRW: No problem, Doc.

Wordgirl/Becky: Doc, how about after I give out these keys, you and LRW go out on a date?

Dr. Two-Brains: Wordgirl, you're only 11. How come you're giving us dating advice?

Wordgirl/Becky: Because I can see that you really want to ask her out but you're kind of shy to do so. Besides, it's ok for an adult to get dating advice from an 11 year old. Now then, the next keys go to Big Left-Hand Guy, Timmy Timbo, and Ms. Question.

Big Left-Hand Guy: Thank you, Wordgirl.

Timmy Timbo: Thank you, Wordgirl.

Ms. Question: Is this really for me?

Wordgirl/Becky: Sure is. (Ms. Question thanks her with a nod and smile.) The next key goes to Seymore Smooth.

Seymore: Thank you Wordgirl. That was very smoooooth of you.

Wordgirl/Becky: You're welcome. The next one goes to Steve McClean.

Steve: Thank you. It's so shiny and clean. (He then begins to polish it some more.)

Wordgirl/Becky: Next one does not go to Nocan.

Nocan: It does not? No, it does go to me. NOCAN! Nocan wishes to thank young pixie warrior.

Wordgirl/Becky: No problem. The next one goes to Invisi-Bill.

Invisi-Bill: Now you see me, now you don't. (In his invisible phase, he walks off with the key.) Thank you, Wordgirl. At least I know that your loyalty isn't invisible.

Wordgirl/Becky: Thanks. Next one goes to Kid Potato.

Kid Potato: You know, my son is smart to get along with his nemesis. You are a nice kid.

Wordgirl/Becky: Thank you. The next key goes to, oh, the best. Victoria Best.

Victoria: Thank you, Wordgirl. And thank you for saying that I'm the best. But to tell you the truth, right now, I think you're the best.

Wordgirl/Becky: Thanks Victoria. And here's some keys for your family.

Victoria: I'm sure my parents and my brother will be very pleased to receive these.

Wordgirl/Becky: Next, this key goes to Capt. Tangent.

Capt. Tangent: Thank you, Wordgirl. You're a great pirate lassie, and let me go on and tell you…

Wordgirl/Becky: (Sees him about to go off in a tangent.) Um, can you hold that thought until later?

Capt. Tangent: Right.

Wordgirl/Becky: The next one goes to Hal Hardbargen. Thanks for all your help, Hal.

Hal: No problem, Wordgirl. You are one great hero.

Wordgirl/Becky: Thank you. This last one goes to the Learnerer.

Learnerer: Thank you, Wordgirl. This was very nice of you.

Wordgirl/Becky: No problem. Now that I've given each of you a key to the city, I just want to say how proud I am of you all.

(While she's complimenting her villains, Thurston Smalls is trying to break out of prison, after hearing that the crime families were all taken to jail.)

Thruston: (Talking to himself.) It's time I took out the real reason I was taken to jail. Not that Wordgirl, it's all the fault of my stepson, Shelly.

The End…

Next…Thurston comes back and plans to assassinate his stepson…