AN: If you didn't hear it from my other stories, I'll tell you now. IT'S WRITING DAY FOR ME! I'm behind in all of my stories except this one… Anyway, I need to put up lots of chapters today, so I'm going to do this one now (I have nothing to do all day, but I still manage to be late with work). Personally I blame my parents. They keep distracting me! My dad just came in and gave me presents!...I would like to withdraw my complaint. So we left off with Laney, Lenny, Skylar and Seven making a new band! Let's go!

Kon: Skullenko does not own Grojband! WE HAVE NO TIME FOR A BIT RIGHT NOW!

Corey: OKAY!

Corey's POV (right after Laney and Lenny left)

Wow. I just crossed so many lines!

Why the frak would I say that?! NONE OF THAT WAS TRUE! I've been feeling mean lately! I don't even know what it is…

…Did that actually just happen? No… It couldn't have.. Could it have? I'll just pinch myself to wake myself up! There's no way this can be real! All I have to do is pinch myself and this will all be over!

CRACK! A fist connects with my face. That'll work.

I lay there rubbing my face. Standing over me, is Kon, with his fist still outstretched! His eyes are watery and he looks like he's whimpering.

"WHY WOULD YOU BREAK UP OUR FAMILY?!"

"What about me? I'm still not awake!"

Kin stares at me, "What're you talking about?"

"…So this isn't a dream?" I get stared at. Then Kon slaps me. This is REALLY painful.

"Why would you do that to Laney?!" Says a pissed Kin, "That wasn't even sort of OK! What the heck is wrong with you!? You dog out Laney, break up the band, and make Kon cry all in 2 minutes! Man, I'm done!"

Hillary has a weird look on her face. A cross between a frown and a smile. Does she think this is funny or something!? She leaps to my defense.

"You leave him alone! You're talking about him yelling at Laney and now you're yelling at him!"

"Well, he deserves it!" Then Kin and Kon leave, pissed.

Hillary crouches down beside me, "I'm sorry honey. They'll get over it. Meanwhile, I think you were right." What. "She did sort of deserve it. I didn't want to say anything, but she was being very mean to me at home. She said to stay away from the band and if I didn't she would hurt you!" That doesn't sound like Laney, "I guess you could've been a bit nicer, but she did deserve it a little." I just sit there. All of a sudden, something about Hillary doesn't feel right. I decide to brush it off, because she's the only one talking to me right now.

"Do you really think Laney will quit?"

"Oh honey, I think so. But, if she really loves the band, she'll come back."

"And try and ignore what I said?"

"…yes…"

I don't think so. Something tells me she was for real. Why would I say that?!

Hillary's POV

Lots of people say I bring out their worst side. I guess this is living proof!

This has gone better than I could have ever imagined! Did you see the look on her face when she ran out?! Classic! I don't know what she's doing with Lenny. I don't think she really likes him, but I don't know what she's up to. If stuff gets serious with him, I'll just take him to! Pretty sure she'll always like Corey, though. I thought mom said he liked some chic named Carrie? Whatever. I'll just mess with both of them AND Grojband! I don't even know if there is a Grojband now that Laney's gone. I hope so, all my material comes from them and Corey. Oh well. I can play with Laney anywhere.

Life is SWEET.

Huh. I'm bored now. No Laney and no Grojband. Corey's boring as heck. So, I leave, yelling something about letting him think by himself over my shoulder. I head to Laney's so I can think of new ways to mess with her.

Hillary's Evil Transition

Laney's POV (continued)

So, I guess I have a new band now! It's not that bad. Seven's super artsy-fartsy and Skylar's a video game nut. I like to draw and write with Seven and Skylar and Lenny play: Call of Duty: Modern Peacefair (AN: got that from nigahiga!). We all get along awesomely and we snuck out to the band room and they sound amazing. They're just not Kin or Kon… By the look on Lenny's face, I could tell he was thinking the same thing about Kim and Konnie.

After school, we all head to my garage to rehearse and talk about the band. Luckily, Skylar's dad is a carpenter, so he can make us a stage! When we reach my house, we decide to think of a band name and symbol.

Finally, after an hour, we settle on 'The Cretins' and our symbol is a heart made of vines (Lenny wanted the vines to make it look more 'manly'). Also, Harvy and Jasmine insisted on being our managers. Harvy has common sense and Jazmine is good at convincing people at doing things. They came up with the idea of us having a live animal on stage. Jazmine volunteered Baxter.

Baxter is a humongous Rottweiler who is trained to attack on command. Jazmine rescued him from a guy that was planning dog fights. Baxter will kill you if Jazmine tells it to. (AN: I read a fanfic where a killer dog attacks Laney and I'm all like 'I wantz dat!' Who wouldn't? A dog that loves you and can protect you from anything AND you're small enough to ride it!)

We took her up on that offer, but now Baxter's a security dog (we were afraid that he'd attack everyone if he were on stage).

"So it's settled," Lenny says, as he bangs a gavel that apparently he just carries around with him, "The Cretins is officially a band!"

Everyone cheers.

Lenny turns to Jazmine, "You're first job is getting us a gig." Jazmine is really good at getting us gigs. She can lie and manipulate adults so well. She somehow got Grojband a gig in Las Vegas once (AN: I think I'm living my life through Jazmine. Everything I give her, I want)!

All of a sudden, lightning flashes outside. Wasn't it just sunny?

Oh no.

Hillary appears in the doorway with Corey!

"Hi sis! What're you doing!"

"Nothing. What're you doing?"

"I'm taking Corey out for a date. Did you know in 2 weeks it will be our 1 month anniversary (AN: Does anyone actually celebrate that?)?"

I smirk, "It's too bad you won't be here for it. In one week you're leaving." But your damage will stay. You made sure of that didn't you?

"Actually," Uh oh. I'm screwed, aren't I?, "My dad just called."

I think we all know what's coming next. WHY ME?

"We're looking for a house! I'm staying!"

AN: NOOEWEWEWOOOOO! Hope you liked the chapter! Not much happened. So, let's recap. The reason Corey yelled is because, Hillary has a weird effect on people and Hillary is staying! Now, I have no excuse as to why Carrie yelled. SO, I'm asking YOU to give me one! Please help! Even I get writers block!

Lenny: REVIEW!