AN: Hi guys, I know I said I'd get back on Friday or Saturday, but I was really busy today! Sorry! Anyway, I'm planning on writing another story after I'm done with Summer Camp and I wanted to do some research on total drama. By research I mean watch. Sadly, I like really want to watch Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island, but I don't know where to watch it! If someone could please tell me, I'd be sooooo happy!

Corey: Skullenko doesn't own Grojband. If she did, she'd also own Total Drama, so she'd probably be able to watch it right now.

Laney's POV

The phone is ringing. Ringing. Ringing and dialing. Finally, someone picks up.

"Hello?"

"Hi, Lenny.

"Laney?"

"Yeah, I need a favor."

Silence, "What kind of favor?"

"You said Nick Mallory was your cousin, right?"

"…yes…"

"I need you to get him to kiss Trina."

"…why?" He sounds suspicious. Oh my god, if he doesn't agree, I'm so screwed!

"Don't worry I have a crazy plan that just might work. I need you to get him to go to Belchies and kiss Trina."

"Ok….May I ask why?"

"No, you may not." Then I hung up. That was brief and a little rude. My rage towards Hillary is messing with my head… This is what she wants, and I'll give it to her good! (AN: That sounded a little wrong…)

I walk back into the garage trying to calm myself down. I see Hillary cuddling up to Corey, but her face is one of pure horror. She looks at me nervously. Awwww… she thinks I'm going to tell on her! Don't worry Hillary, I'll do something way worse!

Hillary's POV

Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod! She's not going to tell, right? Why wouldn't she! She'd get me away from Corey, embarrass me, and get my dad pissed! Maybe she's too nice to do it! Hmmmm if she does tell, I can always accuse her of either 1) being a weirdo or 2) Hating gays. Either way, I win!

There's really nothing to worry about! She's not going to do a thing!

I finally relax and lean into Corey only to be pulled up and out of the garage by her.

"What do you want?!" I hiss. I'm not in the mood for this. Nothing she says could possibly matter right now.

"I want to know you."

What? "Why? If you think you can get me lay off on your man just because I'm a lesbian you thought wrong. I can ignore it!"

"No, no! I want to talk about you. Find out why you're so angry and maybe convince you to let yourself be happy."

"I'M NOT LAYING OFF. AND I'm happiest when you're sad." Something flashes across her face before disappearing. Was that a smile?

"Then at least let me take you out to eat at Belchies. My treat!" Hmmmmmm… might as well get a free meal out of the loser before crushing her.

To Belchies and Laney's Evil Plan Transition

Laney's POV

I was going to spare her if she agreed to stop, but apparently that is not going to happen. I'd like you all to be witnesses to me trying to actually be nice to that menace. I look around the diner and see Trina. Before she can spot me I send Hillary over to a corner booth and approach Trina. If they saw eachother, I'd be screwed.

"Hey Trina, you excited?"

"HECK YEAH! Unless you were lying. In which case, I'll beat the living everything out of you."

"Calm down he'll be here! And there he is!" Nick Mallory walks in the door looking annoyed, but forces a smile when he sees Trina. Nick owes Lenny a favor for- wait, I wasn't supposed to tell anything. Let's just say it involved whipped cream, a hot tub, and the cops. (AN: Use your imaginations!)

"Hi Trina!" Nick says through clenched teeth.

"HI NICK! So how have you bee-"

"Listen, I'm just here to make out with you," Ooooohhh make out! A simple kiss would've been enough, but whatever, "Let's get this over with this."

"Oh…ok." Thank god. Eeeeeew. It's begun!

I run over to Hillary and quickly sit down.

"Okay, first off, I'll get food later. First we talk. I think you should be true to you. If you love Trina, go after her! See how much you have in common."

"No way! I-I can't no one will except me!"

"That's not true! Most people have no problem with gays or lesbians! Don't be mad and angry just because you feel no one will like you."

She's about to say something when she spots Trina and Nick. I feel bad for her. I want to punish her, but I also want her to be happy! Maybe, if she knew what love was like she wouldn't be so mean! But for now, she needs to be punished for being mean to everyone.

I lean over to her, "What is it? OH NO! it's Nick and Trina kissing! I'm sooooo sorry."

She doesn't say anything, just cries.

"You need to win her over don't you?"

"… YES…"

"You need to make her yours!"

"You're right!"

"And I have the perfect plan!"

I lean across the table and tell her what she has to do. She leaves the diner with a spring in her step and full trust in me. Finally after years of abuse, I will have my vengeance!

AN: I'd like to say that I still have nothing against gays or lesbians, so don't hate. Second of all, most stories want you to be above revenge for people that hurt you, but I don't think so. Sometimes, karma punishes people with other people. Some people have it coming. And Hillary is definitely one of those people. My gawd I said people a lot. Third of all, I'm looking for some good fanfics of Grojband, the TD series, Powerpuff girls, Adventure Time, or really anything. If you have any suggestions or a story you want to share with me, please pm me or leave a review.

Laney: Review for my evil plan!