CH6: "Chapter For StarPaws decids"

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Chapter 6: Chapter For StarPaws decids

Chapter Four: Starpaw decides (ominous, isn't it?)

Flamers, you're all satanists! Anyone who doesn't lie the story is a satanist because Starpaw has such a strong connection with Starclan and that's why you don't like JEZUS. (I love run-on sentences and anyone who calls me a satanist! And for someone as religious as xdarkrosesx will turn out to be, you'd think that they'd know how to spell the name of their "savior")

"Starpaw woke up it's time for parole." (No! Don't let her out of the slammer! I don't care what she did, give her a life sentence!)

Starpaw opened her bright rainbow eyes (but I thought they were revolting orange!) and looked around.

"Omigosh! Who was that!" she yelled.

"It's me, Graystripe" Graystripe whispered in her ear. Starpaw got up.

"Omigosh Graystripe, what do you want!?" she yelped. Graystripe looked at her. (IF SHE SPELLS LOOKED AS 'LOCKED' ONE MORE TIME...)

"Will you be my (yoga?) mat" he asked.

"Omigosh, Graystripe that's so nice!" Starkit screamed "but Firestar already asked me." (when did this occur... and besides, I'm team Graystripe, incest isn't really my thing)

"Well then he's just an idiot." (o...kay Graystripe)

"Starpaw wake up it's time for parole." (didn't we just go over this?)

Starpaw opened her bright rainbow eyes and looked around.

"Omigosh! Who was that!" she yelled.

"It's me, Graystripe" Graystripe whispered in her ear. Starpaw got up.

"Omigosh Graystripe, what do you want!?" she yelped. Graystripe looked at her.

"Will you be my mat" he asked.

"Omigosh, Graystripe that's so nice!" Starkit screamed "but Firestar already asked me."

"Well then he's just an idiot."

"Why do you say that?" yelled Starpaw. GaySprite (hang on a minute... Gaysprite has a ring to it!) locked(THAT'S IT) at her meanly.

"I don't like him" squeaked Graystripe as he looked around. "He's a mean cat!"

"OMIGOSH YOU MEAN LIKE SCOURGE?" STARPAW WAS SHOCKED. (WHY THE CAPS LOCK THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE SENTENCE?)

"No you're much prettier than Scourge" said Graystripe (that was relevant, how?). He licked her on the head.

"I want you to be my mat." he yelled. (We get it Graystripe, you are in desperate need of a mat)

"Well mabye. But what would Firestar say?" she whispered.

Graystripe looked around again.

"I don't think he would mind," he said.

"OMIGOSH SURE THEN!" Starpaw yelled happily. (so much for secretive whispering)

"What are you talking about" said Fireheart as he was walking up. He looked angry.

"Oh... uh, nothing Firestar, go back to sleep!" mewled Starpaw. She hoped he would leave so she could be alone with Graystripe.

"Yeah, Firestar there's nothing to worry about (except for the fact that I just stole your mat!1111!11!)!" cheered Graystripe but Firestar didn't leave, instead he said "I thought I heard you asking her to be our mate." (Oh, so they're going to share her? How economically responsible of them!)

"Oh... uh, yeah!" yelled Starpaw, but Firestar didn't leave. Instead he jumped on Graystripe!

"I want to be with her!" said Fireheart, attacking Graystripe.

"No I do!" shouted. (who shouted? o.O)

"Guys stop fighting! You can BOTH be my mats (so it's a 2-way mat relationship!)!" Starpaw whispered apply like seCert. (WTF)

"No we can't do that there can only be one!" howled Firestar. "Otherwise you will cheat on us!" (I think the word cheating implies a secretive act...?)

"So Stargleam, who will you pick?" giggled Gaystripe.(who the hell is stargleam? oh right, she's our resident heroin (addict)!)

(Well... the love tetracontakaihexagon has begun at last!)

If anyone can figure out "apply like seCert" I'll be forever in your debt.

CF