Me: Urg sorry I'm so slow. But hey, I updated 2 stories in one night! Not What You Think and Bella's Emo Singing have been updated! :) You have to be happy about that!

Edward: *muffled* Damn you bitch! Get this duct tape off my mouth! *with the duct tape on his mouth it sounds like: Dfam you bifh! Ge' thif uct ta'e of mf mouf!*

Me: *smirks* I'm sorry what?

Edward: *groans and tries to get free*

Me: Anyway, here's the disclaimer: I do not own Twilight... Just the injuries I am going to cause Bella soon! Oh and by the way... I LOVE YOU TEITUR! ! ! ! ! ! ! *blushes* Just a shout out to my boyfriend...

Alice: You know Edward's mouth being duct taped shut is quite nice. Oh and you and Teitur are so cute together!

Me: *groans* Just start reading... *day dreams of Teitur, sighing happily* Oh and I changed it, instead of 10 reasons, there are going to be only 5... Anyway, enjoy!

BPOV

Shit shit shit shit shit shit. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Why me? I banged my head against Edward's stone shoulder as Emmett put the tape into the VCR. I sighed and slumped into Edward's chest.

Edward snickered and rested his hands on my stomach, holding me to him. Not that I care or anything. I smiled and closed my eyes.

Then I remembered why I was here... Dammit dammit dammit dammit! Maybe I could slip the box away from everyone...

Alice sent me a look and shook her head. Damn... The TV started and I groaned, mumbling.

"Let my torture begin... AGAIN!" They all laughed and started to watch.

The screen was black with white scripted words that said "The 5 Main Reasons As To Why Bella Swan Shouldn't Play Sports!" by Melanie Standbirch.

Wait... She recorded this? Fuck me, I'm going to kill her!

In the white scripted words, it said "Reason number 1!"

The clip started to show me on my bed, lying back as I tossed a basketball up into the air, then catching it when it came down. I actually looked pretty good and I was maybe thirteen.

Melanie came bursting into my room, screaming at the top of her lungs. "Bella Bella Bella-bean!" she screamed. I totally forgot about the basketball that was in the air and as I looked at her, the ball of doom came crashing down and hit me in the face.

"OW!" I screeched holding my nose, which was bleeding. I rushed into the bathroom and started cleaning my nose.

"Holy shit Bella! Are you okay?" Melanie screamed. I screamed back.

"Oh yeah I'm fine! I just got a black eye and my nose is bleeding like hell! So yeah, I'm perfectly fine," I said, cleaning my nose.

"Okay, so Devin asked me out today!" Melanie screamed happily just as the camera shut off.

Everyone started laughing. Emmett was in hysterics, Alice and Rosalie were giggling, hiding it behind their hands, Jasper was laughing just as hard as Emmett... Even Carlisle and Esme were laughing! Traitors.

Edward was the only one that wasn't laughing. But his body was shaking with silent laughs.

The screen became black again, the words appearing. It said "Reason number 2!"

The video was starting, showing me as maybe a thirteen or a fourteen year old, wearing a soccer uniform. I was guarding the goal, eyes watching the ball sharply.

I always like soccer but, due to the incident, I never played again. When the ball came hurtling to me, I caught it, after getting hit in the stomach with it. My breath whooshed out in one breath and I crumpled to the ground. I was gasping for air, wiping my hair out of my eyes.

When I got up, you could see my anger. Yeah, I had anger issues back then... I was stalking to the other team's player that kicked the ball and punched the guy in the face. He started slugging his own hits back at me, but I was ducking and dodging, hitting him every time I tried.

I got him onto the ground and pummeled his face. I had to be pulled off by six refs and my coach, and he's a big guy! I didn't get into trouble, since I was injured first. I was smug and sat out the rest of the game happily.

The camera turned to Melanie and she grinned. "This is another reason as to why not let Bella play sports. She will get pissed at whoever hurts her and beat the shit out of them! Alright bye!"

She switched the camera off and the screen was black once again.

Emmett cheered. "Woot woot! Go baby sis!"

Rosalie, Alice, and Jasper were staring and smiling at me with amusement. I shrugged and noticed that Carlisle was shaking his head, but he had a smile on his face. Esme was giggling behind her hand.

I turned to look at Edward and he was looking at me in amazement. I blushed.

"Bella... How the hell did you do that to a guy?" he asked. A hint of a smile was on his face and I grinned, shrugging.

"I was mad, I don't like to be harmed during soccer, it's a pain in the ass..." He nodded and looked back at the TV.

The words appeared again and said "Reason number 3!"

I was playing tennis, badly I might add. I kept missing the ball and was getting annoyed. Everyone was whispering and laughing. I missed the ball when I tried to serve it.

That was my breaking point. I threw the ball up and hit it with the racket full force at my instructor. He wasn't ready, so when the ball came, it hit him... Down there.

Melanie burst out laughing while I blushed brightly. The camera focused on my instructor's face, which was twisted in pain. I'm just shocked he wasn't screaming in pain. Though he was on the ground, rolling around, tears escaping his eyes... I gently placed my racket down on the ground and backed away, then walked away, looking as innocent as an angel.

Melanie followed me and when we were away from the tennis courts, we busted out laughing loudly. Tears were running down my face and hers as well. We didn't say anything, just kept laughing.

The video cut off, the screen went black and that was the end for reason 3.

All the guys were holding themselves, faces showing pity and pain for the guy I probably prohibited to reproduce... Alice and Rosalie were rolling around laughing without even needing to breathe.

I couldn't help but giggle quietly. Emmett turned to me, his eyes wide and wild.

"Bella! What the hell was that?" he screamed. I laughed more and shrugged.

"I'm terrible at sports," was all I said. Everyone nodded and the guys were still looking as if they held pity for the guy... Hehe.

Now the screen says "Reason number 4!"

I was running back and forth, kicking a soccer ball. I was headed towards the goal, but of course being me, I slipped on nothing. Then I sent the soccer ball flying away.

"Oh shit!" There was a crash and I winced, still on the ground. You can see my lips moving, whispering something.

The camera moved slowly to the side to see what damaged I caused and Melanie gasped behind the camera. There in front of her was a giant wreck.

The goal was twisted and was on the ground. The soccer ball was in the middle of it all, somehow unharmed.

The camera focused on me as I walked past, towards the school building, quickly. My arms were pinned to my sides, hands straight. Melanie stuttered.

"Um... Wanna pretend we weren't here and we don't know anything?" Melanie asked.

"Yeah that sounds like a good idea," Bella agreed and they rushed into the school to get to class.

The screen cut off and there fore ended reason number four.

No one said anything.

"Reason number 5!"

"Bella? Bella? Bella!" Melanie was screaming.

"What?" I said, a pillow over my head. Outside you can see the snow and a small mountain... Snow boarding.

"C'mon get out of bed! Be ready to go snow boarding in five minutes, got it?" Melanie screeched. Sometimes I really hate my cousin.

"Alright alright..."

FIVE MINUTES LATER!

We were at the mountain, my snow board was next to me and I was looking down, breathing heavily. I nodded and I started going down the mountain.

I was actually keeping my balance and Melanie was cheering loudly, behind the camera, jumping up and down. A ramp was coming up and I crouched, gaining speed.

No one noticed that someone was next to the ramp and when I went up, I flipped and accidently hit the guy. I landed perfectly... But the guy had three lacerations on his forehead.

I skidded to a stop and looked up at Melanie.

"Already on it," Melanie called the lodge and they shipped the guy I hit to the hospital. "So... That reason was to watch out when Bella plays a sport... You will be injured somehow..."

Me and Melanie shouted, "BYE!"

"Say a word, anyone of you, and you will not see the light of tomorrow," I threatened. No one said anything thankfully.

Instead, Edward searched through the box and pulled out a tape.

"Why To Never Give Bella Sugar," he read. I blushed. I was four!

Why Renee? Why did you record that? Good God help me!

There you go. Sorry that I had to change it, I just couldn't think of anything else...

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