Me: *sighs happily* Ahh, I can get used to this. *sips on my iced sweet tea, my feet propped up on a foot rest, laptop in my lap*

Edward: *groans* Get off me! *my feet are on his back while he's on all fours*

Me: Nope. Anyway, I do not own Twilight, just the idea. Please enjoy!

Edward: Goddammit woman, get off me or else!

BPOV

Urg, why me? As Alice put the tape in, I looked at the ceiling, hoping it would fall and crush the VCR. No such luck.

"Come on Bella, it isn't that bad," Alice said. I glared at her and was tempted to set her closet on fire. Remember, I have the gift of elements? Alice gasped and pouted on me. "You wouldn't would you?"

I shrugged and smirked, then frowned. Shit, the movie is starting...

"Is it on?" Renee said, looking into the camera. It was so up close, you could see her big nose and wide eyes. She noticed the red light and smiled, then turned to little four year old me.

I was sitting on my bed, swinging my legs back and forth since they didn't touch the ground. I smiled and waved to the camera before heading off to the kitchen. The camera followed me as I reached into a cabinet and pulled out a box of pixie sticks, a box of chocolate, and a box of gummy bears.

"Uh, sweetheart, I don't think you should eat that much candy before dinner," Renee said from behind me. I shrugged and turned to face her, a wide smile on my young face.

"But mommy, I just want some pieces of candy, please?" I said, while giving her my pout.

"Oh alright," Renee gave in. Replacing the pout with a big ass grin I started to eat all the candy in the boxes. Renee didn't notice till it was too late.

The entire boxes were torn and empty, leaving a very sugar hyped four year old Bella in its wake. I started jumping up and down, screaming at the top of my lungs.

"Oh no..." Renee murmured as she focused the camera on me. I started to run in circles, screaming.

"MWHAHAHAHA I HAD CANDY! ! ! ! !" I yelled. Renee panicked and tried to get me to shut up... Which only resulted in me punching her in the face as I passed by her. She didn't like that much.

I was in the living room and jumping from couch to couch, kicking and throwing the pillows. I admit, I knocked down a few lamps as well.

"To the people watching, this is why you NEVER give Bella candy," Renee whispered, obviously scared. Little me ran along the walls, literally. When I was back on the ground, I was knocked out, my sugar rush over and taking a lot out of me.

Renee sighed in relief as she started to clean the room, leaving the camera on the bar that separated the kitchen from the living room. When she was done, she focused the camera on a sleeping tiny me.

"At least that nightmare is over... Bye!" she said as she cut off the camera.

It was silent for a while... Before...

Everyone started laughing their asses off, even Carlisle and Esme! Traitors! I pouted.

"Stop laughing! I was only four!" I whined, leaning back against Edward. They all kept laughing and Emmett looked up.

"Hey Bella?" he asked. Oh no...

"Yeah?"

"Want some candy?" he said, grinning. I threw a pillow at him which hit him in the face.

"Screw you! If you all don't shut up, I'll tie you down with earth and shove every piece of candy I can get my hands on down your throats!" I screamed.

That shut them up.

Alice quickly went back to looking through the box and pulled out a DVD.

"A Marking?" Alice read.

Oh crap no! I knew someone recorded this! SHIT!

Sorry it's so short, I had a terrible writer's block as always...

Anyway, review. And I so wish there was a real Bella like four year Bella. I would pay money to see her punch Renee. :)

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