C8: "Chapter six Desions"

Here we go again

Chapter 8: Chapter Six Desions,

Chapter Six: Decisions
STOP GLAMMING! (okay!) IF YOU'RE A FLAMER YOU'RE A SATANIST AND WILL BUN IN HELL!(NO! NOT BUNNING IN HELL! I WILL REPENT FOR MY CARBOHYDRATE SINS!1111!)

LAST TIME ON STARKIT'S PROPHECY (un-edited for your amusement)

"NO!" shitted SarPaw (tears are running down my face). Again runnin into the forst. Ters ralled down her checks she was cyring. 'its too much" sahe though. "Starcalnb help me….!"

END FLASHBACK

After that Starpaw walked through the forest. She was so depressed! Who was she supposed to pick? Then she saw Jayfeather coming through the forest towards her.

"Jayfeather I'm so confused what do I do?" she yelled. "There are three toms after me! (comfortable topics to discuss with your dad 101) TREEEEEE!" (Jayfeather - Yes daughter, that is a tree)

"I know" said Jayfeather. He looked happy. "That's good for you, it means that people like you!" (except for Millie, Silverstream, Sandstorm, Spottedleaf and possibly Russetfur) he told me, smiling.

"NO, NUT. I LOVE ALL OF THEM" said Starpaw, wailing, upset. "I DON'T KNOW WHO TO PICK!"

"Well then let me tell you a story" said Jayfeather as he sat down. "Once upon a time there were a few cats that I liked."

"Who were they" said StarPaw, snifling.

"Their names were Dawnsparkle and... Stick (here we go...)" said JayFeather.

"OMG STICK!" whispered Starpaw (whilst implying screaming with caps?) "YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH A STICK?" She couldn't believe it. After all this time she finds (dabbling with present-tense?) out that her father loved a STICK. SHE GASPED IN SHOCK.

"What did you do? she asked, since she was curious.

"Well I couldn't have kids with a stick now could I?" said Jaypaw (Well, Jaypaw, you're a medicine cat. You aren't supposed to have kits...period) and he looked confused, like he didn't know she would ask that question.

"SO YOU WENT WITH DAWNSPARKLE INSTEAD!" YELLED STARpaw looking very happy. "But that doesn't help me what am I supposed to do?"

"Follow your heart" said Jayfeather. "Who do you want to be with."

'Hmm' StarPaw thought for a second.

"FireStar!" she yelled and then ran off to tell him that she loved him. (If I was Jayfeather, I think I'd be a little concerned that my daughter was in love with MY grandfather)

(And it all ends there, and Firestar lives his happy incestual relationship with Starpaw until the day he dies? Nope? Okay.)

NO FLAMES!1!12!1

This gets better and better.

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CF