Me: Welcome back to Bella Can Sing and Home Videos.

Edward: *thinking* I'm not going to say anything, I'm not going to say anything...

Me: *looks at Edward and smirks* Yay, peace and quiet from the brooding vampire!

Edward: SHUT UP BITCH!

Me: Spoke too soon...

Edward: Just hurry up with the disclaimer.

Me: Fine Mr. I'm-A-Lonely-Vampire. I do not own Twilight or any of its characters.

BPOV

I sighed but stayed quiet as Alice put in the video. I winced, watching her. No no no please goddamn no. I groaned and banged my head against Edward's stone shoulder again, hoping to be knocked out. He snickered and placed a pillow on his shoulder so I won't feel the hardness of his shoulder anymore. I lifted my head back up and rolled my eyes at him, making him laugh out loud.

"Okay you two love birds, either you can leave and get a room or stay and watch, you're choice," Alice said. I immediatly got up, only to be pulled back down by a large, familiar hand.

"Oh no you don't love," Edward murmured in my ear, then kissed right below my ear. His kiss sent shivers down my spine, and I hummed happily. Then remembered what was going on and pulled away, turning away from him, arms folded, which made him whimper and pout.

"Alright alright, let's just start..." I grumpled.

"YAY!" Guess who...

If you said Alice... (Wait for a second and do not read ahead of each word...)

You...

Are...

Absolutely...

Wrong...

It was Emmett, who we are now facing with a raised eyebrow. He said nothing, just stared at the TV screen. I sighed and turned to face the screen as well, the others following suit. And the video starts.

You can hear snickers in the background as the camera zooms in on me, my mark shining on my forehead, obviously at the House of Night already, but no tattoos yet.

I turned to the camera with a wicked smile on my face.

"Okay well, my roommate, Lizzy, didn't bother to wake me up and 'forgot' to tell me that the hot water was out this morning, so I think we should get some revenge. She is absolutely terrified of spiders and clowns, I can't wait to see her reaction to this," I said as the door knob on our door started to turn. "Oh shit, that's her!" I pushed the camera girl, Tamy and my two other girls, Amber and Ruby, into my closet, which my roommate never goes into.

I left the door open a crack so you could see what happens in our room clearly. I had decorated the entire room with clowns and spiders, some hanging in front of the door so when she comes in, she'll get scared instantly.

She entered the room, looking down, going through her bag. Then she looked up and froze, seeing the spiders and clowns in front of her. All was silent for a while... Then.

She screamed bloody murder and started to beat the hanging items with my pillow. Dammit... She was beating them so hard that the feathers were flying everywhere. I groaned to myself, still hiding in the closet, muttering to myself, the camera catching a few words like 'damn', 'flimsy pillow', 'bitch', and 'favorite.' Then she stopped beating the hanging fake clowns and spiders. She was breathing heavy and shaking like a damn leaf.

"Stupid spiders, stupid clowns... They are scary little bitches..." she murmured, eyes wide. I laughed and quickly covered my mouth before she could hear me. Tamy, Amber, and Ruby starteed to snicker quietly and I held out my hand for the clown and spider mask that I hid earlier, which was placed there.

I quickly got into the costume of spider clown and pulled the mask on, looking at the camera.

"Scary," Tamy commented. I nodded and silently crept out of my closet, closing the door behind me so Lizzy wouldn't see the Ruby, Amber, and Tamy. Lizzy's back was turned towards me which made it way easier for me. I walked up till I was right behind her.

She must have sensed my presence because she stiffened, frozen... Then she turned, catching sight of me, even though she didn't know it was me since mask covered my entire head.

She screamed and fainted, which made me laugh out loudly. I pulled off my mask and when I laughed, she woke up once again, catching sight of me as the three in the closet came out.

Lizzy groaned and fell back, staring at the ceilings.

"Damn bitches, what the hell is fucking wrong with you? You know I'm terried and I hate clowns and spiders! Assholes," she muttered as she pulled down a fluffy blue pillow from her bed and buried her face in, her black and purple plaid school uniform looking skirt flaring around her.

I laughed.

"That's what you get for this morning biotch," I said, patting her knee as I got up from my squatting position from next to her. "Now get up, dinner's about ready," I finished, climbing out of the costume, tossing it back into my closet, my skirt looking like Lizzy's lying smoothly on my legs, ending at mid thigh. The third former symbol glittering on my breast pocket as my four friends laughed.

"Okay pup, you can shut off the camera, the prank is over," Lizzy grumbled as she got up, me fixing my knee high black socks and toeing on my black school uniform styled shoes.

Tamy snickered and turned of the camera after shooting me giving a peace sign. "Bye!"

I giggled as I remembered it. Ahh good times!

"That was freakin' awesome!" Emmett yelled, staring at the TV. I laughed loudly, then froze when I felt something hard that is connected to Edward's lower region and was pressing against my thigh. I gasped and felt Edward pull me closer, growling in my ear.

"Love... That outfit of yours... You better still have it, and give me a personal show," he growled. I moaned and he instantly brought me into his room.

I'm pretty sure my screams echoed everywhere and could be heard, all the way to New York, maybe even farther, just as Edward wanted as he pleasured and fucked my body as rough as possible.

And. I. Loved. Every. Moment.

Aw well there you go. That's this chapter, finally finished! I don't know how much longer this story is going to be, but it's probably near the end.

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