Me: Heya, here's the next chapter. I'm sorry to say that this is the second to last chapter.
Edward: FINALLY!
Me: Yeah yeah whatever Cullen. Anyway, I do not own Twilight.
Edward: *throwing a party*
Me: *calling the vampire cops*
Edward: *gets arrested* AWW COME ON!
BPOV (Bella)
Edward and I came down soon after a couple of rounds of amazing sex. I was giggling an dtrying to fix my hair and clothes, trying to look at least a little bit presentable. Everyone was looking at us with wide eyes, which was quite comical really. I grinned happily as I sat on the couch, Edward placing me on his lap.
"Have fun you two?" Emmett grinned, waggling his eyebrows suggestively. Edward growled in my ear. I shivered and Alice shook her head.
"Not again, we have two more videos to do, so don't even think about it," Alice growled. I cringed into Edward, making him hold me more protectively. Alice rolled her eyes and went back to going through the box. As she said, we only had two videos, which is great for me. Only a few more hours of endless torture. "Got one! It's called Bella's Dancing Days."
I groaned once again and closed my eyes. No, no, no, no, no! NO! Why did they have to make this one? I always get so embarrassed about my dancing.
The screen turned light as Alice put in the video and sat on Jasper's lap. I shifted into a kitten and sat on Edward's lap comfortably. He laughed quietly and started petting me softly, making me purr out happily.
Then, it started.
The camera focused on me, I was about four years old and was in a ballet tutu, it was black and frilled with blue. (Holy hell, that rhymed!) I stood out from the crowd, since I was in the middle and upfront, plus my tutu stood out from the pink ones. When Renee tried to get me a pink tutu, I basically threw a hissy, bitchy fit.
We were in the middle of a recital when suddenly, someone screamed from the back. We all stopped and looked at the little girl that was crouched and shaking. Everyone in the crowd started laughing, which made me blush, even though I wasn't the one that was being laughed at. Just the fact that they were laughing at something that I was in, made me embarrassed. Even at a young age, I wanted everything I was in to be good...
I grabbed some of my friends and whispered in their ears, making them grin and nod happily. The three of us went into the middle of the stage and crouched down, while the other ballerinas were ushering the shaking little girl behind stage.
The music started and soon, my friends and I were dancing in a fast pace tempo, our feet barely touching the ground.
Even though we were in a tutu, we were able to do some cool moves. For example, at the end of our preformance, my two friends got on one knee and held out there hands to each other, waiting.
Then, out of no where, I came in, backflipping and cartwheeling. On the the final backflip, I twirled around, twisting and landed right in my friends, hands, arms up. By then, everyone wasn't laughing, they were claping in amazement. We bowed and the curtain came down. That was the end.
Then, the screen became lighter once again.
It showed me, in a blue beanie, a blue tank top with half a black jacket, black jeans and tennis shoes. I looked about fourteen and Renee was gushing over how cute I looked. I sighed and flicked Renee in the forehead, trying to get her off my back.
"Mom, I'm going to be late! I have to go NOW!" I said, stomping out to the car, grabbing the keys. Phil was looking at me disapprovingly, but I didn't care. I just pushed past him and got into the driver's seat. Even though I was fourteen, I already knew how to drive. I locked the doors so Phil couldn't try to stop me. Before I all this happened, I also took the camera from Renee, placing it on the passenger seat.
Putting on my seatbelt, I turned towards the camera with a smirk. "This is how I drive!" And with that, I put it in reverse, backed out, put it in drive and then was speeding off to my night dance. Renee didn't know about it, she thought I was going to my friends house, since night dancing was kind of illegal in Phoenix (Not sure if it is, just go along with it!) I continued to speed down the road, towards the hidden ally that my group was waiting at. The roads were deserted as I slowly drove into the ally. Now that I think about it, I should've just taken the Yamaha... I parked in a hidden spot and got out.
My group was waiting for me with big smirks. I rolled my eyes and walked up to them. The girls were wearing the same exact outfit as me. The guys were wereing black jeans and a dark blue polo. These were the colors we agreed on, black and blue. After all the greetings were made, we waited.
It wasn't long till we heard voices and quiet footsteps. They were here. The camera had a perfect view from the car so yeah.
The leader, a guy in black and silver, stepped forward, and as did I. We had a glare off and backed away from each other.
"It's time!" I said loud and clear. And with that, my group got into position. Us girls were next to light poles, the guys were crouched in position in front of us. Then, it started.
The guys' voices came out as one, the girls, including me, clinging to the poles, dancing, the guys break dancing.
Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo
Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)
Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
It ain't right to hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)
We don't care bout the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk
(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)
The girls jumped from their light poles and landed on the boys, making a pyramid, with me on top. Suddenly, there were sirens and screaming. I gasped and jumped off of the group and ran to the car, driving quickly away. I knew my friends would be able to get away on their own.
I drove home, unnoticed. The lights were out and there were no sounds as I pulled into the drive way. As I crept into the house, I heard Phil's snores and Renees jumbled mumbles.
I tiptoed to my room, after placing my keys in the key bowl and did a small victory dance! I'm home free! I turned the camera to me with a big ass grin.
"YES!" I whisper yelled. Then, there were creaks in the hall and I quickly went under my covers. Renee opened my door and noticed my sleeping body. She must think that I got home a few minutes after she went to bed. I pretended to sleep peacefully so she left and I smirked into the camera. "Goodnight and remember, illegal dancing may be risky, but it's fun as hell," I said with a grin then turned off the camera.
"Oh," Alice started.
"My," Rosalie muttered staring at the screen.
"God," Edward finished which made me give him a look. I shifted back into a human, from my cat form. He looked back at me with giant eyes and I blushed.
"Yes, I did Night/Moon Dancing, and yes it was illegal. No I never got caught, therefore I never got arrested and neither did my group," I said in one breath. "So now that that's out of the way, can we please get onto the next video?" I begged.
Esme was staring at me with wide eyes, as was Carlisle. Everyone was silent, staring at me now. I got up and glared.
"Stop staring! Just because I danced that way, doesn't mean I'm any different," I said with a growl. Tears were in my eyes and I turned and ran into the forest. In mid stride, I shifted to a wolf, and ran through the forest. My marks stood out from my black fur.
I went to the one place I knew I would find peace. The meadow.
Me: There's the next chapter. Bit earlier than I thought but hey, its better than nothing.
Edward: *running from the jail mates* HELP!
Me: *laughing* mm no!
Edward: Please! I'll do anything!
Me: Anything?
Edward: YES!
Me: Alrighty then, say that you love my story!
Edward: NO WAY!
Me: Fine, then I won't help you.
Edward: ACK OKAY! I love your story, there happy?
Me: Yes, Bako, Larry, you can stop now.
Jail mates: Okay Deedee
Edward: The fuck? !
Me: REVIEW!