CH9: "Chatter NEIN Teh Evil Tigger and holY"
Ut oh, looks like we're going to deal with evil Holy leaf again... brace yourselves
Chapter Nine: The Evil Tigger and Holy (Not the Tigger and the Holy! Anything but the Tigger and the Holy!)
I SAID NO FLAMES! YOU'RE JUST JELOUS. YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, LJESS (never going to correct Jesus, I promised) IS YOUR SAVIOUR. (Kind of contradictory. Just slightly)
"Oh no! It's Hollyleaf!" yelled Firestar (oh no! It's my granddaughter! Sooooo scary). He ran away (now it's wimpy Firestar). Sandstorm went after him.
Stargleam looked up. Hollyleaf was standing there and there was another cat with her (I guess Tigger is a cat).
"OMIGOSH, IT'S TIGGERSTAR!" she hissed. "WHAT WILL WE DO?" (I think it's obvious, Stargleam. You will save the day with your mary-sue capabilities!)
"We fight," said Jayfeather and he ran at Hollyleaf (his sister...and Jayfeather's blind...but at least he's not wimpy like Firestar and Blackstar!). Stargleam watched as Hollyleaf looked at Jayfeather and killed him with one shot (Hollyleaf, that's not nice! *waggles finger*)
"YOU KILLED MY FATHER!" Stargleam yelled. She attacked Hollyleaf. Hollypaw (found the fountain of youth!) got out of the way and Starpaw attacked Tiggerstar (not Tiggerstar! What did he do? He's not even in the prophecy!).
"You killed Tigerstar!" yelled Firestar (the wimp returns), he looked happy. "You are special!"
Stargleam was so happy she didn't notice as Hollyleaf grabbed Firestar and took him away.
"OH NO," yelled Starkit. "WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM! (At least Starkit noticed! Stargleam is a slacker)
A cliff hanger! See, I'm a good writer, I know what that is! (I hardly think knowing what a "cliff hungr" is makes you a good writer, xdarkrosesx) Thanks for the good reviews Jazzpaw and everyone else who's not a flamer!
Another great chapter in Starkit world!
CF