C10: "The Recluse"

Chapter Ten: The Recluse (every commentary I've come across corrects this, but I think Recluse sounds better so that's what I'm going with)

"EVERYONE FOLLOW ME," meowed Stargleam as she charged for the entrance of camp. Tears streamed down her face: she was so sad that her father had died and her leader (slash incestual-love) was gone. "FLAMEPAW, LAKEPAW, DUSTPELT (reincarnated? I'm pretty sure Dustpelt died two chapters back, but then again I can't keep anything straight in this story) MOM, AND LIONBLAZE FOLLOW ME," she said. "I NEED A PATROL."

The ran into the forest, their paws working quickly. She would kill Hollyleaf and Tigerstar (what about Tiggerstar?) for what they had done!

She battle-cried, using her nose to track down the evil cats. Her heart burned (my heart is on FIRE)!

Soon they found them. They were hiding behind a boulder (Hollyleaf sucks at hide and seek).

"HAHAHAHA," laughed Hollyleaf, putting her claw on Firestar's throat. "I'VE GOT YOU NOW!"

StarGleam gasped. "Noooooo Fireheart!" she screamed.

"Flamepaw, go!" she said. (Sending your kit-sister into battle against an evil villain thrice her age is always a good idea, no?)

Flamepaw hurled herself at Hollyleaf. Hollyleaf looked at her in surprise.

"What, how could they have followed me?" she dodged Flamepaw, her blue (GREEN) eyes flashing.

"NO, FLAMEPAW," whined Lakepaw, seeing her sister about to die (I must have missed a sentence because I'm lost). "I LOVE YOU, FLAMEPAW," she yowled, jumping in front of Hollyleaf.

Hollyleaf's paw cut into her throat. Blood came out, Lakepaw fell down.

"NO!" Starpaw screamed. "FLAMEPAW!" (Lakepaw's the one that just died, Starpaw) She ran for Hollyleaf but it was no use. Lakepaw was dyeing (an array of cat sweaters!). "I love you Stargleam," she whispered before her blue eyes closed (those dyes can be pretty toxic).

"NO, WAKE UP LAKEPOOL," (Stargleam gave her dead sister a warrior name! Interesting!) shouted Stargleam. She was so sad and depressed: she was crying!

"Hahaha," laughed Hollyleaf evilly. "You just don't get it, do you? I'm one of the Three! (no you aren't) I have powers beyond your imagination!" And then…she turned into…A BARE! (why...all...the...ellipses...)

"Gasp!" gasped everyone. It was a bare! (I have no hope for America's future if a (reportedly) twelve year old can't distinguish between two homophones as simple as furry noun vs. adjective)

"I'M A SHAPESHITTER!" said Hollyleaf joyfully (moments before producing excrement in the shape of a trapezoid).

"Stargleam," said Flamepaw, crying. "I need to go back to the camp. I got to (GRAMMARRRRRR) bury Lakepaw. I've never been out of camp before... how do you get back? (ThunderClan keeps it's apprentices locked up in camp?)"

"You just walk to the east," said Starpaw.

"Thanks," said Flamepaw, crying. She picked up Lakepaw and put her on her back and ran.

"Not so fast!" said Hollyleaf. "You're not going to get away that easily!" With a roar like a volcano erection (*snickers into palm*) she jumped at Stargleam!

Everone! Gasped! (Oh! No!)

"NOOOO." yowled Stargleam as something long and sharp plunged into her back. "YOU CAN'T GET ME THAT EASILY."

Everyone jumped at the HoBare! The bare roared in pain! Starpaw sunk her teeth into its fur. It roared.

"Okay, okay," Hollyleaf the bare said. "I know you're not going to be beaten that easily."

Suddenly she was a cat! Then her body dropped and her eyes went dark. She was on the ground (where else would you go when your body drops?). Suddenly there was a howl from the other side of the forest. It was LaFlamepaw (Lakepaw and Flamepaw combined?)

"LAKEPAW, YOU'RE BACK!" SHE SAID.

"WHAT." said Stargleam. The she looked. It was Lakepool (or Lakepaw or Lakefall or who cares!) She was running towards the forest. Stargleam was so happy. Then she saw her eyes.

THEY WERE HOLLYLEAF'S (oh shit! dun dun dun!)

The next chapter will come soon! AND STOP FLAMING YOU HATERS. YOU JUST DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD (Whatever you say, xdarkrosesx).

Reviews are appreciated!

CF