C11: "The Catter 1 The figt Aganst the sitters 1"

Chapter Eleven: Chapter 11, The Fight Against The Sisters

"Oh nose!" yelled Starpaw. She was so horrified. "Lakepool is back and she is NOT OKAY (Starpaw is finally getting on the right page!)!"

"Of corse I'm not okay!" Lakefall (xdarkrosesx changes Lakepaw's name every chance she gets!) screamed loudly. She hissed at Stargleam (It was StarPAW a sentence ago, the inconsistency is amazing).

"I'm being possessed by Hollyleaf, what do you THINK?!" she yelled (so she has control over her voice?) and hurled herself at Starpaw. Stargleam was so surprised she couldn't move. (Stargleam, help Starpaw! She needs help!)

Then... "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" It was...

REDPAW! Redpaw runneth (SHAKESPEAREAN LANGUAGE IS MAKINGTH AN APPEARANCE) over to Starpaw and jumped (eth) in front of her. Lakepawpool (this is a good compromise to the naming issue, no?) hit her instead.

"No Redpaw!" choked Stargleam as she looked at Redpaw.

"Redpaw are you okay?" she asked, upset. Redpaw coughed. "No, I'm not but at least I saved your life (Priorities, Redpaw)!" she said and then he did (he did what?).

Starflame (I like Starflame more than Stargleam!) looked at Redpaw she was so beautiful (sing it with me i-n-c-e-s-t find out what it means to me...). Stargleam shook her head.

"No I'm STREET!" she thought madly. "But now what do we do about Lakepaw!?"

She looked up. Lakepaw was running towards Lionblaze. She was SIDE SWEPT (that's a big word for xdarkrosesx! granted, she did spell it completely wrong)!

"NOW LionHEART!" whispered Stargleam (was she summoning the golden StarClan warrior?) and she ran towards Lionblaze. She hit Lakepaw, who died too.

"Stargleam, I will get you for this," said LakePaw (I thought she just died?) as SatinClaw (ooh, soft claws!) dragged her away to HellClan (the absolute BEST Clan!). He was wearing pink nail polish (fun facts about SatinClaw 101).

Then, Stargleam started to cry as she realized that her sister was dead (yeah, Stargleam, YOU KILLED HER).

"You killed my subject!" Hollyleaf roared, turning back into a bare. "I'll get you for this!" she said, and then she ran at Stargleam.

"Oh no!" yelled everyone (ooh the useless patrol makes an appearance at last!...) "Starpaw get out of the way!" (...being useless, of course)

Time seemed to slow down as Stargleam ran away from the bare. But she ran left into... TIGGERSTAR! (the wonderful thing about tiggers...)"

"Firestar!" yelled a TiggerStraw (Ooh, I want a TiggerStraw!). "You are going to die now (what does Tiggerstraw or Tiggerstar have against poor little Firestar?)!" And he held out... SOME JEW! (*tries to muffle laughter in an attempt to be politically correct*)

"Omg...yew!" yelled Flamepaw as she looked at the yew. "But it wouldn't work because there's a lizard on it." (Flamepaw's logic 101. Can be taken in conjunction with Giving Your Kit Daughter Advice about Dating Toms More Than Thrice Her Age, taught by Jayfeather) They all looked at the lizard. It was a newt (very essential information for the rest of the story. do not forget that the lizard on the jew...I mean yew was a newt). The newt ran away.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Flamepaw. "Now the yew is going work!

"Eat the yew!" said Tiggerstar. He thrust it at Stargleam. Stargleam backed away. "You're never get me to eat it!" she asked and then she howled, "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"

"Are you so sure?" asked Tigerclaw (now Tigerclaw is here too?!) and then he lunged at Stargleam and grabbed her and ran away (too many ands in a sentence, xdarkrosesx!). "You'll never catch me!" he laughed meanly. "I'm going to Shadowclan!" (clearly, Tigerstar missed the Be A Villain 101 class where Brokenstar lectured on never letting the kidnapper's friends know where you're taking them)

Guys, I've been working really hard on this (*snorts*) while I was gone. I'm sorry for the wait. Review better and I'll update more quick.

Well, I made it to eleven! It only goes downhill from here.

Review? Pretty please? :p

CF