Hey guys. I got a PM informing me that I can't answer questions through reviews, and I've been dealing with that for the past few days. So sorry it took me so long to update this. Also, that means I need you guys to ask through Private Messages from now on. Sorry!
Autumn POV
"Alright, let's get this started." Maya walks over to a small mailbox at the side of the room, opening it expectantly. A surprised and confused look crosses her face. "There's nothing there...?" She announces.
"Try the reviews." Dipper suggests. She nods to this, and pulls a small pen-like object out of her pocket. I can see F5 engraved on the side. She points it at the wall behind us, blue light shrouding it to reveal a couple of questions written down.
"I,uh," She fumbles. "I must've forgotten to tell them to ask through private messages. Either way, we can still answer these."
"Ooh!" Mabel bounces on the couch. "Can you write me up Waddles so he can be here too?"
After a second, Waddles appears on Mabel's lap. Both of them squeal excitedly.
"Okay, first question, from DidSomeoneSayDipperPines- 'Favorite Pokemon?'"
"Pikachu!" Dipper answers quickly, his voice cracking. He clears his throat before adding, "He's the best statistically, and the most used."
"Does this have anything to do with the fact that you wear a hat just like Ash does?" I prod him.
"What? No!" He insists. Mabel, on the other hand, has already begun saying, "He used to watch those shows all the time! He'd run around the house with his stuffed animals singing the theme song."
All three of us girls are in a fit of laughter as Dipper's face turns bright red.
"Delete that!" He spits out.
"No way, dude." Maya laughs. "This is totally going online."
"Anyway, my favorite is Bulbasaur." I change the topic. "You know...grass type, and all."
"Teeeepiiiiiiiiggggggg!" Mabel sings, wiggling Waddles in front of her.
"Moving on, lalagirl16 asked a whole slew of questions, starting with- and I'm assuming this one is a joke-'Is lalagurl16 the best fanfiction author ever? (If you say no I will kill you.) XD just kidding'."
"Actually, we've been in your stuff." Dipper answers.
"It's really good!" Mabel grins.
"I have no idea what you're talking about." I say blankly.
"Here's a real question for Dipper- 'what do you hate more, being called weak or adorable?'"
"Adorable." He huffs. "Weak I can stand, but I am NOT ADORABLE."
"Keep saying it until you believe it." I laugh.
"'Mabel, have you ever bezazzled Dipper's face?'"
"Not that he knows of!" She says with a brace-face smile.
"What is that implying?" Dipper realizes. "You've bezazzled my face when I'm not paying attention? How is that even-"
"'Autumn, what's your favorite thing about being a nymph?'"
"First off, Dryad is the more specific term, but that just means tree nymph." I point out. Both twins roll their eyes- I've had to inform them of this many times. "Anyway, I love that I'm part of a big community, and that I've sort of, you know, found my destiny or whatever. Also, I can do magic and live far longer that I would have if I were normal."
"And lastly, 'do you like pizza?'"
"Yes!" We all say in unison, followed by Mabel bouncing Waddles and saying in a funny voice, "Yes! Oink, oink!"
"Here's a question from gamelover41592- 'this could workd dipper read according to you I think you'll like it but don't bring wendy in just yet'."
"This isn't one of those fics," Dipper answers, "But trust me, there's plenty of stories where we read things like that."
"It's like we're in a story about us being in a story!" Mabel says. "It's, like, mind...explode!"
"Next off is a couple of questions from Max Saturday Korchak." Maya taps on her keyboard before reading off, "'What is your favorite animal?"
"My favorite animal is Waddles, of course!" Mabel answers first, squeezing the pig's cheeks.
"Mostly supernatural things," Dipper says just as obviously, "but I'm a dog person."
"Woodland creatures, and things that live in trees." I add after hesitating. "But not squirrels. They scratch a lot of trees. It's not fun."
"Next question- 'What is your favorite pie?'"
"Pumpkin." I say first.
"Blueberry." Dipper answers.
"Pinkie!" Mabel says last.
"Pinkie is not an edible flavor of pie." Dipper rolls his eyes.
"Yeah, but Pinkie Pie is best pony!"
"Were we asked that?" Maya shakes her head.
"You were also asked, 'Would you eat haggis?"
"Nope." Mabel winces.
"Sure, why not?" Dipper rolls his eyes. "It can't be worse than Stan's cooking."
"I already have." I wrinkle my nose. "My dad's part Scottish. I'm not a huge fan of it."
"'Am I annoying you', and 'How weird are these questions?''
"The questions are fine." I nod. "And they're not annoying."
"Well, this might be a little weirder; 'Do you secretly in another dimension have a pet dragon?'"
"I'm pretty sure I don't." I raise an eyebrow.
"It's all completely possible." Dipper shrugs.
Mabel protectively sets Waddles down and says, "How did they know that Waddles is secretly a dragon in the other dimension that we visited?"
"I'm just going to ignore that." I glance at her.
"Next question from Riley, the guest, who will have an account soon, I'm sure," Maya announces, "'Autumn, have you ever been to any camps?'"
"A couple when I was younger, I think. I haven't been able to recently, with all of the moves and junk."
"Me and Dipper went to one once!" Mabel interjects. "We never did get to go back, though..."
"Yeah, maybe because we ran into a paranormal enlarged poisonous bat!" Dipper finishes, waving his arms.
"Oh yeah!" Mabel giggles. "Remember when the counselors came because they though your screaming was from one of the kindergarten girls that went there?"
Once again, Dipper blushes while the rest of us are in uncontrolled spurts of laughter.
"Stop it, guys!" He yells, voice cracking. That just makes us laugh more.
"Fine!" Maya manages to choke out. "Next question from The Word Nerd- Don't you think you guys should have kept the books? I mean that the books have power that can control and make one person go insane. But I don't think it can with 3. What if something happens and you need information? Then what? You could relocate them, but what if someone found them? Why don't you go and get them back in a 2nd fanfic?" She pauses. "I actually wasn't planning on helping out with a second fanfic. Hm."
"It took a lot of thinking to decide to give up the books." Dipper answers. "We had to consider that even though we had taken away all of the power from Gideon, we couldn't just expect him to disappear. And I don't think that when they're separate they have any mind power."
"At least, books 1 and 3 don't." I add. "I didn't spent too much time with Book 2."
"Also, we've done all of the stuff in the books." Mabel points out. "Found all of the doohickeys, fought all of the creatures, solved all of the mysteries."
"And, who knows?" Dipper finishes. "Maybe someone else will find the books, and it'll start their adventures."
"Nice ending, Dip."
"And, that's it for today." Maya shuts her laptop. "I'm going to go post this. You guys can go do whatever until I call you back for more questions."
"I've got to try to figure out how to get out of here." I glance at the watch on my wrist. "My parents are going to be wondering where I am."
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