Hi guys! There's no set updating schedule for this, I'm just updating whenever I've got a few questions. Keep asking!
Autumn POV
I've been trying for a while, but I still can't find a way out of the Internet. Since the twins have been in other stories, I've been exploring, and let me tell you, I've seen some strange things. Taco Bell employees are common.
I sit back on the couch in the questions room to find Maya already typing away, cursing under her breath.
"Computer problems?"
She looks up, surprised that I'm sitting in front of her. "Oh, yeah. I don't understand, I've only had it for a few months."
I shrug. "Computers are stupid sometimes."
"Agreed."
"So, what are you typing?" I look over her shoulder. "We haven't answered any questions yet."
"Yeah, but I got a question from The Word Nerd 424. She was wondering how I made the cover image for your last story."
"Cover image?"
"When you post a story online, you put an image there to represent it. This one is a doodle of you."
"This is giving me a headache." I complain.
"Well, it was pretty simple to make," she explains. "I got a vector of Mabel from the sweater-creator game, then I put it into MS Paint. That program sucks, I know, but it's all I have. So after that I changed the colors, clothes and hair to make it into a little Autumn. It took a long time, but I think it worked out."
"O...Kay then." I say just as Dipper and Mabel walk through the door.
"Hey guys," I say. "You're just in time to help me answer some more questions."
"Ooh, great!" Mabel says. "Because all of those stories make me extra-superly exhausted!"
"There's too many epic battle sequences." Dipper complains, rubbing his arm.
"Man up!" I punch him right where he had been rubbing. He winces.
"Okay, first question from TheOriginalBoxen; "Dipper: TRANSLATE, DIPSTICK! "Yukkuri shiteitte ne!" (I've been on a Japanese song kick for this week :3)'"
After a second, Dipper replies with, "Do It Slowly..which, I suppose is some sort of metaphor about growing up or whatever."
"'Mabel: You are sorely mistaken, my friend. Rainbow Scout is best pony. Also, have you ever visited Equestria Daily? It's awesome ;3'"
"Everyone's got their own opinion." She grins. "And, yes, I have! There's so many cool, glittery-ly awesome things there!"
Dipper rolls his eyes, to which Mabel responds by poking him and saying, "Don't act like you don't like it, Dippingsauce! You've watched the show too!"
"Moving on!" Maya announces. "'Autumn: Do you have any friends from previous moves that you still talk to? Also, are you involved in any of the arts?'"
Relieved to finally get a question, I quickly answer, "Not really, but I've made some great friends here. I never was too close to my old friends, seeing as I've never stayed at one house for more than a year or two. And I've never done too many arts, since I can't sing, or draw, or dance-"
"She's got that one right." Dipper mutters. I punch him again.
"And every instrument I've ever played sounds like I'm strangling it. But I've done some backstage work for school plays in an effort to meet more people."
"'All: What is the most trouble you've ever gotten into because of a friend/sibling?'"
"Dipper and I have gotten into some crazy-spooky-supernatural-y trouble this summer." Mabel stands up and acts out everything that she says. "Sword fights! Boat chases! Battling giant robots! Blood shown on the Disney Channel!"
"Disney...Channel?" Dipper raises an eyebrow.
"I think she means real-life trouble," I point out. "Um, one time my friend and I were running around the house in the 3rd grade and I broke a vase. I was grounded for a few days." In case you can't tell, I don't get into trouble very much.
"Next is another whole slew of questions for Max Saturday Korchak, starting with 'Are any of you secretly married to Percy Jackson?"
"It'd be more accurate for me to be married to Grover." Grover's girlfriend is a- you guessed it- dryad.
"I already have a boyfriend who likes water!" Mabel smiles sadly.
"Ew." Dipper says curtly.
"'How weird were my questions last chapter?'"
"Pretty weird." I answer.
"Really weird, but not weirder than anything in Gravity Falls." Dipper follows.
"Weird, but great!" Mabel raises a fist. "Embrace the weirdness!"
"'Can any of you break me out of the insane asylum? Jk.'"
"We had to bail Stan out of there once." Dipper confesses.
"It was so dark..." Mabel shudders.
"'Can I have a pie?'"
"Greasy's Diner has really good pie." I comment. "You should stop by there sometime...if there's one near you, or something."
"'Am I a creepy stalker?'"
"Not creepier than Lil' Gideon." Mabel says. Dipper and I both nod.
"'Who is the hardest gym leader in Pokémon?'"
"Clair." Mabel says.
"Whitney." I say.
"You guys are both wrong." Dipper finishes. 'The hardest gym leader is Brock."
"The last question today is a super long paragraph of questions form The Word Nerd 424, beginning with 'Can I be in a fanfic with you guys?!'" She taps her chin. "Actually, I don't think we're doing that this time, but I might do an Ask-the-Author after I finish a few more stories that I could include people in...an guest stars from TV shows and books...so keep your eyes peeled."
"I like meeting people." Mabel agrees, "But that can wait."
"'You guys are awesome! Don't get me started on Dip- Hehehe I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!
Mabel, YOU AND ME ARE LIKE, BoTH RANDOM! Just to let you know dipper, You have fangirls. Hehehe* snaps pic * Nothing... Pm me if O can meet Dipp- i mean the gang! Ill give you a description of me. DO YOU GUYS HATE1D LIKE ME?'"
"They're not really my thing, but I don't hate them." I answer.
"I love them!" Mabel loudly starts belting 'What Makes You Beautiful'. The song itself isn't that bad, but her singing makes the grimace.
"I'd probably like them better if it weren't for that." Dipper points to Mabel, who had moved on to another song. "And, I have fangirls? Really? Wow..."
"'Whats your favorite movies? mine is teen beach movie.'"
"Dream Boy High!"
"Alabama Johnson and the Silver Spleen."
"Sound Sensational." Both twins look at me weirdly. "You know, the one about the a capella choirs in college?"
"Mom and Dad said that's not a good movie..." Mabel grins slyly. "But Stan said we could watch it this Friday."
"' IM WATCHING YOU DIPPER! *laughs* IF YOU CAN BE ANYONE(Even me) WHO WOULD YOU BE?'"
"I'd like to stay myself," Mabel says quickly. "But, to be famous, or maybe a little younger, would be really cool!"
"I would just want to be a little bit older." Dipper says after hesitation. "Like Wendy's age, maybe a year or two more."
"Being somebody like Willow would be cool, or one of the older dryads on the council."
"'If you could change or make s law, what would it be? Mabel, nothing with animals or shiny sparkley things. ANYTHING FOR DIPPER.'"
"Pigs get people rights too!"
"How about more child-labor enforcement?" Dipper says rationally. "Stan's getting away with making us work, and there are people with serious problems in China, Africa, and Indonesia."
"And I'd choose Wildlfe, Wetland, or Woodland protection."
"'Everyone, like readers too, read my fics. They are FANTASTIC! Ill be following this fic!;)'"
"We can't really read you fics, because WE ARE IN THEM." Dipper answers, facepalming.
"We totally would, though!" Mabel reassures her.
"I'll try, if I can ever figure this place out."
"'Oh and do you think im cray cray? CAUSE I AM! :D :D :D :D :D :D'"
Mabel, in her best talk-show-host voice says, "Girl! Why you ackin' so cray-cray?"
"'And here mabel, take this bucket of smile dip! I ate 2 buckets already! Its GOOD! *Has spazm attack* GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GOOD!* Hospital comes* Answer my questiond before i go! Man : HURRY UP!'"
Her eyes widen as a bucket full of pink sugar flies out of Maya's computer. Shielding herself from it, she yells, "Evil!" After considering the last part of the question, she adds, "I hope you're okay!"
"And that's all the questions for today." Maya closes her laptop.
I'm about to head out of the door when one of the walls of the room disappears. Instead of the blank white paint, it shows my parents frantically running around the house, calling my name.
"I've got to find a way out, and soon."
The last thing I see before exiting is Maya trying to pull up a slab of plaster while screaming, "Get...back...in...place...fourth...wall!"
Sorry for this update taking a little while, the part about getting into trouble was giving me crap because it kept not saving. But here it is, and I'll update more soon!