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Happy New Year everyone! If this has some grammatical errors I apologize. I also apologize for the late update. Hectic time of year. I plan to be doing a Disney Princess/ Memoirs of a Geisha mix up/ mash up soon here, but after that I'm not sure which movies to do. If any of you have a movie you want to see me mix and mash please PM me and let me know. Thanks again to my followers, I really appreciate it.
Chapter 5
Cafeteria- Third period- Lunch
*Ariel is walking around nervously. She takes a tray and gets in line. Phoebus, a cheesy looking blond haired guy and his friend approach Ariel in line.*
Phoebus: Hi, we're doing a survey of new students. Can you answer a few questions?
Ariel: Um, okay.
Phoebus: Is your cherry popped?
*Ariel smiles politely. She has no idea what this means.*
Ariel: What?
Phoebus: Would you like us to assign someone to help you pop your cherry?
Ariel: My what?
*A girl intervenes. This is Megara. Perfect looking, fast on her feet, intimidating. The queen of the plastics. She is flanked by Snow and Aurora.*
Megara: Is he bothering you? Phoebus, why are you such a skeez?
Phoebus: I'm being friendly to a new student. What? I can't talk to a new student?
Aurora: You were supposed to call me last night.
Megara: Phoebus. You do not come to a party at my house with Aurora and then scam on some innocent girl in front of us two days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?
Ariel: No, thank you.
Megara: Great. It's settled. Bye, Phoebus.
Phoebus: Shut up.
Megara: Good comeback. You should do standup.
*Phoebus leaves defeated. Aurora mouths the words "call me."*
Ariel: Thank you.
Megara: You're wel-
*Music plays over the P.A. Whitney Houston's "I'm Every Woman."*
Megara: Uh oh. That's me.
*Two big athletic guys sweep in and pick Megara up onto their shoulders. MEgara waves at people as they carry her toward a make-shift stage in the corner of the cafeteria.*
Naveene: Everybody, please give a round of applause for last year's Spring Fling Queen. She kicks off her reign today as head of the Student Activities Committee. Miss Megara!
*Applause. Megara, now wearing a tiara, takes center stage and the mic. She's very comfortable. Ariel is in awe.*
Megara: Thank you Mr. Naveene. I just want to say that under my rule, the S.A.C. will do more than just sell candy canes and sponsor queer stuff like recycling. I have plans for some sick parties. My mom knows the people that run the Lake Michigan Dinner Cruises, so...yeah. (turns serious) But also it's gonna be about building bridges. And being kind to the less fortunate. Where's that little girl I just met?
*Megara spots Ariel in the crowd.*
Megara: Come here.
*Ariel reluctantly goes to the foot of the stage. Megara puts her hand on her shoulder. John and Jasmine watch from the other side of the cafeteria, stunned and horrified.*
Megara: This girl is a new student and I'm going to make it my personal responsibility that by the end of the year, she thinks Magical Kingdom High School is totally rad.
*Megara holds the mic up to Ariel.*
Ariel: Thanks, Megara.
Megara: You're welcome...girl.
Cafeteria- A few minutes later.
*Ariel is sitting with Megara and her best friends, Snow and Aurora. These are the plastics.*
Ariel: And we only moved her two weeks ago.
*Megara grabs Ariel's arm to look at Ariel's bracelet. It's a string of pearls with a shell in the middle.*
Megara: Where did you get that bracelet? I love it.
Ariel: On the coasts of Africa.
Aurora: It's so fetch.
Megara: (disdainful) What is fetch?
Aurora: It's, like, slang...from England...
*Megara rolls her eyes.*
Snow: So, if you're from Africa, why are you white?
Aurora: Oh my God, Snow. You can't just ask people why they're white.
Megara: Ariel, could you give us some privacy for, like, one second?
Ariel: Sure.
*Ariel makes eye contact with Jasmine and John as the Plastics confer.*
Megara: (breaking huddle) Okay, let me just say that we don't do this a lot, so you should know this is, like a huge deal.
Aurora: We want to invite you to have lunch with us every day for the rest of the week.
Ariel: Oh, okay...
Aurora: Great. So we'll see you tomorrow.
Snow: On Tuesdays, we wear pink.