Disclaimer: I do not own the Disney characters or the Mean Girls script/movie.
I hope you enjoy the latest installment. Now I know that in the movie they are actually in the mall during part of this scene, but in the script it's different, and I prefer to go by the script.
Chapter 7
Calculus Class
*Ariel stares at Hercules. His eyes, his lips, his hands. Hercules looks over and smiles. He makes a face as if to say, "This quiz is hard." Ariel nods in agreement.*
Ariel: *V.O.* But even if I wasn't allowed to like Hercules, I could still look at him.
*The bell rings. The guy next to Ariel, Gaston, a cheeky looking guy, drops something as he passes her. As Ariel picks it up, Aladdin, a tan skinned, dark haired boy comes up to her.*
Aladdin: Hey, you're the homeschool girl right?
Ariel: Yeah.
Aladdin: I'm captain of the Magical Mathletes. We participate in math challenges against other high schools around the state. And we can get twice as much funding from the school if we have a girl. You should think about joining.
Belle: You'd be perfect for it.
Ariel: Yeah definitely.
Aladdin: Great. Let me give you my number.
*Aladdin pulls out a pre-printed buisiness card that reads "Aladdin- Math Enthusiast/Badass MC."*
Aladdin: Think it over. Cause we'd like to get jackets.
*Ariel hands the bag she found to Belle.*
Ariel: Ms. Belle, Gaston dropped his medicine. I have a question-
Belle: Hold on-
*Belle looks at the pills in the bag. She chases Gaston down.*
Empty Stairwell- A few minutes later
*Belle is having a private conversation with Gaston. Ariel is listening from the flight above.*
Belle: You cannot function at school on ecstasy.
*Gaston is licking the binding of his textbook.
Gaston: I didn't take it. I found it at a club.
Belle: Gaston, I used to work the night shift at a diner. I'm really good at telling when people are high. If you come to my class high again, I will know.
*Gaston reaches out to touch Belle.*
Gaston: Shh...don't be scared.
Belle: Gaston, ew. Stop touching my hair.
Gaston: Are you gonna turn me into the dean?
Belle: Gaston, I dont want you to get kicked out of school. I want you to graduate.
Ariel: *V.O.* Ms. Belle and Gaston made a deal that if he didn't come to school high anymore, she wouldn't tell the dean.
*Belle leaves the stairwell. Ariel watches unnoticed as Belle goes to throw the bag in the trash, then realizing someone will find it, she goes into her class, throws it in her desk drawer and locks it.
Ariel: *V.O.* But she did call Gaston's parents.
The kitchen of Gaston's house.
*Gaston's defensive mom on the other end of the phone.*
Gaston's mom: Excuse me. I think I'd know if my child was on drugs!
*Gaston is on the other side of the kitchen in a neon half-shirt, sucking on a baby bottle dancing wildly to music on is headphones.*
Magical Kingdom H.S. Parking lot- Friday after school
*Ariel and the Plastics (in jeans) walk up to Megara's light purple PT Carriage.*
Ariel: *V.O.* I guess the Plastics liked having me as a pet, cause by Friday I was invited to Megara's house after school.
Megara's PT Carriage on the streets of Magical Kingdom.
*The girls are driving home, singing to the radio.*
Snow: So how was your first week?
Ariel: Good. I'm joining the Mathletes.
Megara: No, no, no. You cannot do that. That is social suicide. Damn, you are so lucky you have us to guide you.
Aurora: Oh my god, there's Phoebus!
*We see Phoebus walking down the street with another girl.
Aurora: He's with Anastasia.
Megara: (outraged) Wait. Phoebus is not going out with Anastasia. No. He cannot blow you off like that. He's such a little skeez.
*Megara rolls up her window.*
Megara: Gimme your phone.
Aurora: Don't call him!
Megara: Give me a break!
*Megara dials information."
Megara: Tremaine on South Boulevard.
Aurora: Caller I.D.
*Pushes a button on the phone.*
Megara: Not when you connect from information. (Into phone in a mature voice.) Hi, may I speak to Anastasia Tremaine please?
Anastasia's House/ Split screen, Megara's car
Anastaia's Mom: She's not home yet. Who's calling?
Megara: This is Susan at Planned Parenthood. I have her test results, if you could have her give me a call. Today if she can. It's urgent. Thanks.
*Megara hangs up. The mother faints. Full screen restores. The girls laugh in horror. Ariel is wide-eyed.*
Megara: (laughing) She's not going out tonight.