Kiddy Grade and One-piece crossover
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)
Eclipse and Lumiere would later swear that Éclair's cry of 'SABO-NII' would be heard all throughout the G.O.T.T. as she rushed forward to check on her apparent big brother.
"Are you alright Sabo-nii?!" Éclair asked the moment she felt the blond man coming back around with his head on her lap. Sabo opened his eyes and immediately closed them with a blush on his face when the first things to meet his eyes were Éclair's rather large assets just above his head.
"You're turning really red are you sick Sabo-nii?" Éclair asked worriedly, despite having married Boa in her past life as Luffy he had never really learned to spot a blush from a sickness not even with her memories as Robin added in although she had married Paula or Ms. New Years from Baroque Works as she was more known so her memories weren't much help when it came to dealing with boys…
"I'm fine Lu but what are you wearing?! That isn't anywhere near an appropriate outfit for a young lady, former Pirate King or not!" Sabo said nearly jumping off of his sister as if burned while Eclipse and Lumiere were a little amused at his reaction.
"Hey this is my work uniform I'll have you know! And I'm not a pirate right now seeing as how I work for the government!" Éclair yelled right back at her brother who looked at her in horror.
"No you've turned! Don't stay on the path of the sticks in the mud! Come back to the fun and free path!" Sabo yelled waving his arms around wildly as he stared wide eyed at Éclair who scowled at him slightly.
"This is a fun path and I'm not no damn stick in the mud nii-san! Long as I follow Boss Lady's orders then I get to basically do whatever the hell I want!" Éclair screamed in her brothers face while Eclipse and Lumiere were watching this like a tennis match while Armblast was looking amused since not even he could get Éclair to react like that.
"What happened to not following anyone's orders!?" Sabo shouted back shaking Éclairs shoulders roughly for a moment.
"Long as she doesn't order me to do something stupid or bad I don't give a shit!" Éclair shouted shaking him right back, although her shakes were a lot more violent.
"You do stupid things without orders!" Sabo shot back as he managed to pull away from his sister slightly.
"OI!" Éclair shouted indiginatly, even more so when Eclipse actually snorted in amusement at this before she could stop herself.
"Damnitt chief you're supposed to be on my side!" Éclair said turning to pout at her boss who snickered slightly before controlling herself and merely smirking.
"My apologies Éclair but Mr. Sabo's words were just too true and funny for me to go against them." Eclipse said her voice colored in definite amusement as she laid her head on her hands and merely watched everything in amusement.
"Now if you both will calm down and start discussing whatever it is you two are talking about rationally, as well as explain things to the rest of us, we can all get on with our day." Lumiere said lightly to the two while Eclipse raised an eyebrow at Lumiere before turning back to the brother/sister duo.
"Or you can keep screaming at each other. It's very amusing right now." Eclipse added causing Lumiere and Armblast to stare at her shocked while Éclair grinned and turned to her shocked brother.
"See?! She's the boss and she's not a stick in the mud…well not right now at least. She can be a big stick in the mud sometimes, but only when she needs to be or doesn't have a choice." Éclair said scratching her cheek thoughtfully while Eclipse wasn't sure whether she should take that as a compliment or not.
"Point…" Sabo trailed off obviously agreeing with his sister who smiled angelically at him as she skipped back to her seat on the couch.
"Besides my job usually requires lots of traveling so I'm able to find the others fasters and easier." Éclair said chirpily and causing Sabo to look at her sharply.
"Speaking of others have you seen jiji or Ace at all?" Sabo asked causing Éclair to shake her head sadly, there had been no sign of her grandfather or other big brother at all yet.
"Nope. No sign of them yet or any of our parents. But hey can you imagine Ace-nii and Jijis reactions when they realize that not only am I female but also working for the government?" Éclair asked nearly unable to talk through her snickers as she pictured their reactions.
"Jiji would hit you first no questions ask then panic and declare how proud he is of you at the same time while Ace is likely to have the same reaction I did." Sabo said with a snicker of amusement while the others were just plain old confused by now. What the heck were they talking about if Éclair being female was strange to them? Also why was it so surprising that Éclair was working for the government? …On second thought they could just forget answering that last question.
"Do you two mind explaining things to those of us who are in the dark here?" Eclipse asked raising an eyebrow at the snickering duo who seemed to be talking about their grandfather and brother…although how someone as old as Éclair could still have living brothers, let alone a grandfather, and no one ever finding out about it before she would never know. Well she wouldn't know until they told her at least.