Mawile: I don't want to do a rescue team mission yet, we got a lot of catching up to do!
Cranidos: Aw... I wanted to do one now.
Mawile: Maybe tomorrow we can.
Cranidos: Didn't you say that whatever I say goes?
Mawile: Yes, but don't you want us to catch up with each other in our relationship?
Cranidos: I suppose.
Mawile: There you go! Now what do you want to do first?
Cranidos: How should I know? I don't know anything about romance, that's your thing!
Mawile: You're right! I say we have some fun and play games.
Cranidos: I could have thought of that. Why didn't I?
Mawile: You will soon. Just practice on it and you will! (smiles)
Cranidos: I suppose so.
Mawile: I say we could have a picnic first. How's that?
Cranidos: Sure. Whatever you say.
Mawile: What's wrong?
Cranidos: Nothing. Why?
Mawile: You seem so out of it. Like you don't care what we do.
Cranidos: It's fine. If you want to have a picnic then lets have a picnic.
Mawile: Ok... I'll go get the basket and you stay in town and... just catch up with some Pokemon. (leaves)
Cranidos: Sure...
Psyduck: Psy... you came back.
Cranidos: You again?
Psyduck: Why do you care about her so much to return to this town?
Cranidos: None of your business!
Psyduck: She is a menice, you know.
Cranidos: Now you sound like my mom, now.
Psyduck: Maybe she's right.
Cranidos: Shut up about Mawile! She isn't a menice! I love her and that's all there is to it!
Psyduck: Whatever you say. Psy. If you want a girlfriend like that then that's your opinion.
Cranidos: I don't see you having one!
Psyduck: Well... erm...
Cranidos: There you go! You have no room to talk about me dating whoever I'm dating now, do you?
Psyduck: I call them as I see them, psy. And your girlfriend is B-A-D news.
Cranidos: I know what word you spelt out. I'm not an idiot!
Psyduck: I'm trying to enphasize it.
Cranidos: Why are you against her anyway?
Psyduck: She tried to eat me. Do you expect me to let her do that?
Cranidos: What?! She didn't...
Psyduck: She did, heard she ate Tododile. All because he cheated on her.
Cranidos: Seems like he deserved it.
Psyduck: Ok. If you want me to give you advice on this sort of thing. Either one... dump her and move far away as possible or two... stay with her and deal with her things.
Cranidos: I'll do what I want and you do what you want. If she did eat Tododile then why aren't you eaten?
Psyduck: Because I used psyhic when she tried. She got tired of it and moved on.
Cranidos: Then she moved on with me, right?
Psyduck: No, there was another before you. I hear that she's looking for him.
Cranidos: Who is it?
Psyduck: I don't know... He hides so much from her. She assumes he broke up with her and cries herself in that cave, and then you came along. I guess I could say that you're the hero that ended this madness.
Cranidos: Whatever, Mr. Jokester. I won't believe your urban legends on my girlfriend.
Mawile: Actually... It's all true.
Cranidos: What?!
Mawile: Yeah... I should have told you. I thought if I did you would break up with me.
Cranidos: Why would you do that?! That's pretty intense for someone breaking up with you.
Mawile: I know but... I get so upset that I have no control over my emotions. You will forgive me, right?
Cranidos: I suppose so.
Mawile: Yay! Thank you!
Psyduck: Oh, come on! Psy!
Mawile: He's forgiving. Which you'll never be!
Psyduck: Whatever. I'm sticking my head in this barrel and eat the berries in it. (sticks his head in a berry barrel and eats from it)
Cranidos: He's wierd.
Mawile: Yeah! So! Where do you want our picnic at?
Cranidos: Anywhere's fine. As long as it's away from this guy.
Mawile: Alright. (looks down) Hey! Where's our picnic basket?!
Cranidos: Did you forget it?
Mawile: No! I had it when I got here! Then I set it down to listen to you two.
Cranidos: Oh, you heard that.
Mawile: I'm happy that you didn't buy in to that Psyduck's attempt to break us up.
Cranidos: He's exaggerating it.
Mawile: Of course he is!
Psyduck: (muffled from the barrel) No, I'm not! I mean everything I said as the definite amount of bad news you are!
Mawile: You're lucky we're looking for my picnic basket or else I'll chomp you. Wait! Did you take it?!
Psyduck: No! I'm eating berries. I wouldn't take a basket filled with food that's not as good as this.
Cranidos: Shut up, Psyduck!
Mawile: Thank you, Cranidos.
Cranidos: No one insults your cooking.
Mawile: (giggles) Now where is that basket?
Cranidos: Hmm...
Hears rustling in the bushes.
Mawile: It's him! The basket napper!
Two arms come out with the basket and he sets it down and retreats his arms back in the bushes.
Cranidos: Ok... That was easy.
Mawile: No.. Why did you take it?! Do you want me to chomp you?
?: N-no. I gave it b-back to av-void the chomping.
Mawile: Wait. I recognize those stutters. Cyndaquil!
A Cyndaquil's head pops out of the bushes.
Cranidos: Who's this?
Mawile: The ex that keeps hiding from me.
Cranidos: Oh, that one... What's the big idea?!
Cyndaquil: W-what are you t-talking about?
Cranidos: Why did you hide from Mawile all those years ago?
Cyndaquil: What's past is past, all right. No need to start something.
Mawile: You owe me an explanation. Do you want my current boyfriend to see me eat you?
Cyndaquil: N-no. Please don't! (hides in the bushes)
Mawile: Come out completely and tell me your excuse of hiding from me.
Cyndaquil: C-can't. T-to afraid.
Mawile: Afraid? Of what?
Cyndaquil: Of y-you.
Mawile: You're scared... of me?
Cyndaquil: Y-yes.
Mawile: That's silly. I'm not that scary.
Cyndaquil: Y-you are. You are too attached to your b-boyfriends that it frightens me.
Mawile: You just insulted me there! I cannot accept that! (puts her jaws into the bushes and pulls Cyndaquil out)
Cyndaquil: Noo! Please don't!
Mawile: Say you're sorry!
Cranidos: Wait... this is what you're talking about. When your emotions get upset you lose control.
Mawile: Oh right. (sets him down) Sorry.
Cyndaquil: Ahhh! (rushes back to the bush)
Mawile: So... I guess we can have our picnic now... (looks down) It's gone again! Did you take it again, Cyndaquil?!
Cyndaquil pushes the basket out from the bushes.
Mawile: No! I want you to come out with the basket in your hands and hand it to me!
Cyndaquil: I-I can't.
Cranidos: (sighs and takes the basket and give it to Mawile) Let's just eat.
Mawile: Ok. But after our picnic... he's going to fess up!
Cranidos: Sure.
After the picnic.
Mawile: Alright! Where are you?!
Cyndaquil: Eek! Err... I'm the magical talking bush. Here to say... Bye! (runs off)
Cranidos: O..k.
Mawile: He's a jerk! I'm glad you aren't like him.
Cranidos: I don't see him doing anything wrong, though.
Mawile: What?! He's running off. He does this all the time when we dated.
Cranidos: Oh...
Psyduck: Hey! This isn't your barrel! (pushes Cyndaquil off) Go find your own!
Cyndaquil: J-just let me use it for a sec- (sees Mawile and Cranidos again) Hi. Err... fancy meeting you here.
Mawile: What is your deal?! Even when we aren't dating, you run off when I'm talking to you!
Cyndaquil: Err... Psyduck, let me borrow your barrel!
Psyduck: It's mine!
Mawile: No more barrels! (grabs it with her jaws and Psyduck comes out and runs)
She smashes it.
Cyndaquil: Um... Don't hurt me! (covers his eyes)
Mawile: Hurt you? I'm not going to hurt you.
Cyndaquil: Y-you're not?
Mawile: No... I'm going to eat you! (grabs Cyndaquil)
Cranidos: What? Didn't we already eat?
Mawile: I have a big appetite!
Cranidos: This is what you tried to avoid remember?
Mawile: I know... but... he still tries to run away.
Cranidos: Maybe it's because you're threatening him.
Mawile: Even when I try not to. Every time.
Cyndaquil: Just... let me go.
Mawile: Fine. (drops him)
Cyndaquil: F-fine. I'll tell you.
Mawile: No. You don't have to tell me anymore. You're dead to me. Just like Psyduck.
Cyndaquil: W-what?
Mawile: Let's go Cranidos.
Cranidos: Ok. (walks off)
Cyndaquil: N-no. S-stop.
Mawile: Who said that Cranidos?
Cranidos: Um... Cyndaquil.
Mawile: I don't know a Cyndaquil. Especially a Cyndaquil who is a total jerk just like my other ex boyfriends.
Cranidos: Uh... sure.
Cyndaquil: W-wait. Are you just going to ignore me, then?
Mawile: Mmhm.
Cyndaquil: B-but... why?
Cranidos: Isn't it obvious?
Cyndaquil: I'm not a jerk. I'm... nice.
Cranidos: Apperently that's not what Mawile thinks.
Cyndaquil: I...I (sighs) I'm sorry.
Mawile: (faces Cyndaquil) Are you really? Or are you just saying that to get me to talk to you again.
Cyndaquil: I... I am. I j..just-
Mawile: Stop stuttering! Why do you do that?
Cyndaquil: I'm... sh...sh...shy.
Mawile: What?
Cyndaquil: I run away because I'm shy.
Mawile: Oh... But you said you are scared of me.
Cyndaquil: I am... when I see you. I get nervous and run away. (turns around)
Mawile: That makes a lot of sense.
Cyndaquil: Hope that clears everything up.
Mawile: It does, thanks. And sorry about everything.
Cyndaquil: Sorry? You think you're sorry for almost eating me?
Mawile: What?
Cyndaquil: Just kidding.
Mawile: Oh.
Cyndaquil: (faces Mawile again) I'm happy you moved on, though. I... I'm sorry for leaving you. I just c-couldn't handle a r-relationship.
Mawile: I understand. We can still be friends, right?
Cyndaquil: Sure.
Mawile: Great! (smiles)
Cranidos: So... can you explain why you took our picnic basket earlier?
Cyndaquil: I was hungry.
Mawile: Oh, I got some food left. (grabs a berry from the basket) Here.
Cyndaquil: (accepts the berry and eats it) Thanks.
Mawile: No problem!
Cyndaquil: I'll go now. See you guys later. (leaves)
Mawile: Ok, bye!
Cranidos: You know a lot of wierd Pokémon.
Mawile: Most of them are my ex.
Cranidos: Yeah...
Mawile: You know... we still haven't finished our kiss. (hearts in eyes)
Cranidos: What?!
Mawile: You expect us to have a picnic and not kiss afterwards?
Cranidos: Yes.
Mawile: Aw... don't be like that.
Cranidos: I'm not being anything.
Mawile: Just one kiss. I don't think we ever kissed yet.
Cranidos: Um... yes we did.
Mawile: Don't lie! I have full memberance of every moment of us and we haven't kissed yet.
Cranidos: Really?
Mawile: Mmhm. (nods) Now kiss me.
Cranidos: Have you actually kissed anyone before?
Mawile: No, but I sure as hell try. That's some of the reasons my exs leave me.
Cranidos: Well, it's rushing things.
Mawile: No it isn't. We met two years ago.
Cranidos: Didn't you say we have to catch up?
Mawile: I did say that, didn't I?
Cranidos: Yes.
Mawile: Ok. We'll kiss once we catch up.
Cranidos: Phew...
Mawile: "Phew"? You don't want to kiss me?
Cranidos: Err...
Mawile: Why don't you want to kiss me? Don't you love me?
Cranidos: I do, but...
Mawile: But what? (tears up)
Cranidos: Oh crap. Please don't cry. I just... haven't kissed before that's all.
Mawile: Neither have I.
Cranidos: But you have intentions of kissing someone. I really don't.
Mawile: What?!
Cranidos: That didn't come out right.
Mawile: (covers her face and cries)
Cranidos: Gyah! Don't cry... err... If you want I'll kiss you.
Mawile: But you are doing that to make me feel better. Not because you want to.
Cranidos: I do. I'm just nervous. Is I said before. I don't really know anything about romance.
Mawile: Oh... (sniffles) Why didn't you say so?
Cranidos: No idea. I guess I freak out.
Mawile: Oh. (wipes her eyes) I'll help you fix that.
Cranidos: Sorry to make you cry, It wasn't intentional. (comes closer to Mawile)
Mawile: You truly understand my feelings. You... you are the best boyfriend I ever had! (hugs Cranidos)
Cranidos: Ok, no need to get sentimental.
Mawile: Yes I do because I mean all of it.
Cranidos: Ok.
Mawile: (sighs dreamly) If only you kissed me, I would be really happy.
Cranidos: How happy?
Mawile: Beyond happy. But you want us to wait and I understand.
Cranidos: Err... (blushes and leans towards Mawile and kisses her)
Mawile: (gasp and giant hearts in her eyes)
Cranidos: That was... better than I expected. (smiles)
Mawile: You... kissed me. (stops hugging and twirls around)
Cranidos: I know... please be quiet about it.
Mawile: You kissed me! (loudly and hands on her cheeks and she shakes her body)
Cranidos: And you aren't listening to me.
Mawile: My boyfriend Cranidos kissed me! (shakes her body and twirls repeatedly)
Cranidos: You're making a big deal out of this.
Psyduck: See what I mean, psy?
Cranidos: So? She's happy.
Psyduck: I suppose so. Huh.
Cranidos: What?
Psyduck: She dances pretty good.
Cranidos: Oh? (looks at Mawile) Oh yeah.
Psyduck: Psy... She's not bad after all.
Cranidos: Told you.
Psyduck: She still ate Tododile. But hey, I never liked him anyway. He's a showoff.
Mawile twirls near Cranidos and Psyduck as they are side by side talking to each other.
Psyduck: Hi! (waves)
Mawile: Hmm? (stops and looks at Psyduck) Oh hey Psyduck...
Psyduck: Listen... you err... danced pretty nice.
Mawile: Thanks. When did you get all friendly all of the sudden? I thought you didn't like me.
Psyduck: Err... I know, but... I hold grudges and I think I should just let it go. Your dance sort of made me feel cheerier.
Mawile: It's my happy dance! (twirls) You see... my Cranny kissed me!
Psyduck: Are you serious?!
Cranidos: Yes.
Psyduck: Man... you must love her that much.
Mawile: Of course he does. We're planning to get married one day!
Cranidos and Psyduck: What?!
Mawile: Hee hee! Getting too far ahead of myself. I sure hope we do.
Psyduck: So you're saying that you hope you stay together for that long?
Mawile: Yes.
Psyduck: Cranidos, do you love her that much to stay together for that long?
Cranidos: How long?
Psyduck: Forever, to be exact.
Cranidos: I don't know. I never had a relationship with anyone else.
Mawile: I'll make sure it's forever, Cranidos! Don't you worry!
Psyduck: She will, Cranidos.
Cranidos: I know that... she's clingy that way.
Mawile: (giggles)
Psyduck: I don't remember the reason we broke up before.
Mawile: You threw me with your psychic, that's why.
Psyduck: Oh yeah, psy. You grabbed on my head with your jaws and I had enough of the pain and dumped you.
Psyduck claps his hand together.
Cranidos: What was that for?
Psyduck: I am going to help you guys!
Mawile: With what?
Psyduck: I'm going to hold a shop and something else that I need to figure out on later. These barrels will have a use, I swear it! Psy!
Mawile: Well good for you, Psyduck.
Psyduck: Thanks, psy.
Everything got dark all of the sudden.
Cranidos: I don't recall the weather getting all screwy here.
Psyduck: It doesn't.
A giant pokemon land near them.
?: Screech!
Everyone closed their ears.
?: It is I, Yveltal!
Psyduck: Oh no, psy. He has returned.
Yveltal: One of you shall be sacrificed!
Psyduck: Please not let it be me... (Whispers)
Yveltal: It shall be... you! (grabs Mawile)
Mawile: Noooo! Help me Cranidos!
Cranidos: Hey! Not cool! (zen headbutts Yveltal)
Yveltal: (slaps him away with a wing and takes off)
Cranidos gets knocked out. Well he get up in time to rescue her or will he have to go through a long journey to save her? Find out next time!