Due to the OVERWELLMING response to the first chapter, I'm going to change it from weekly to as soon as the next 15 are finished. Enjoy!
Number 16 from bjaarcy
16) Never get into a Broadway argument with Rachel and Kurt.
-It will go on for hours and you'll never win.
17) I will not attempt to speak "Gay" to communicate with Kurt.
-English is just fine for him thank you.
18) I will not start a betting pool on how Ryan Murphy will write off the 1 season glee club member. (Matt, Sam,)
19) I will stop mocking , it's rude and tasteless.
-Don't even TRY to do this with Sue.
20) Miss Pillsbury is not "The OCD Ginger lady"
21) I will not stage an intervention for Rachel and her animal sweaters.
22) I will not spread rumors that Mike and Tina are secretly related because they both have the last name "Chang".
-No, just-No
23) Certain songs such as "Lick my Pussy" are not appropriate song selections.
24) WHMS does not have an underground tunnel and I should not encourage others to help me find it.
25) I am to stop asking Figgins if he has a side job at 7/11 or at Dunkin' Donuts.
- This is both racist and rude.
26) I will stop calling Mercedes "Madea"
27) If Puck ever comes up with "a great idea" turn and run the other way.
-Trust me, Juvie is not a happy place.
28) Sue is not the Wicked Witch and Will is not Galinda.
-And Rachel and Kurt are not the Munchkins.
29) Even if he can't feel it, kicking Artie's legs is not ok
30) Holly Holiday is not a stripper and I should stop asking her if she is one no matter how much her name makes her sound like she is.
*If you don't get 25, a-lot of the 7/11 and Dunkin' Donuts workers are Indian.