Number 42 by tokyogirl0093
Number 43 by thefieryrose13
31) I am no longer allowed to use the words "omelet" and "baby chicken" around Rachel.
32) I will stop leaving jumbo sized bottles of hair gel in Mr. Shuester's office.
- No matter how much of it he actually uses.
33) I will not encourage Kurt or Brittany to put Glitter everything they come into contact with.
-It took days to finds it all the last time and it severely traumatized most of the club
-Especially Artie.
34) I will not help Quinn covert anyone to Christianity or Puck to covert anyone to Judaism.
35) I will stop claiming to be Will's/Sue's/Emma's/Figgins's/Any combination of these's Illegitimate love child.
36) I will not lock Santana and Quinn in the Choir room and take bets on who will come out alive.
-Or encourage Puck and Finn to do so.
37) I will not tell Jacob Ben Israel that Rachel's just playing hard to get and is really in love with him.
-This is both unfunny and cruel
38) When one of the girls (or Kurt) is angry with me, I will not ask them if it's "that time of the month."
39) I will stop asking Brad the Piano guy if he's a mute knowing full well he can't answer me.
40) I will stop asking how many tennis balls Sam can fit into his mouth.
- (Ok it was either 3 or 4, he only got the last one halfway into his mouth so it's up for debate)
41) I will not randomly scream that Santana is Lebanese.
-No one will get the joke except for Santana and Brittany (sort of) and Santana will kill me with her razor blades.
42) I will not refer to the glee club as THE NEWD ERECTIONS.
-It was not an honest mistake
43) I will stop asking Mike why he isn't wearing the X7s.
- He doesn't know what this "LXD" is and won't get the reference.
44) I will not steal Artie's wheelchair to go for a joyride
45) I will stop asking Tina and Mike what the secret to being a ninja is.