February 2014:
Ha, fooled you all!
No. I'm sorry about that. The point of this pseudo-chapter is this: I wrote this story many a year ago, and I recently looked back at some of my old stuff and realized that I still liked the idea, but not the execution. Some shit needed improvement, so I did that. And now, if you care to look, you will notice some changes – not crazy ones, but changes nonetheless. It was also my first published story, so I have a bit of an attachment to it. You guys know that feeling, right? Anyway, that will be all. Please forgive me for wasting two minutes of your time with this note. Peace!