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#61-65 by BadLuckGrl13
#66-68 by tokyogirl0093
#69-71 by The Nerdy Mirror Maze Queen
61. I will not "accidentally" insult Kurt's fashion sense unless I want him to verbally tear me to pieces.
-Or for Blaine to beat me up, seriously he's a boxer…
62. I will stop asking Blaine why he is so perfect
63. I will stop comparing Blaine to his brother, Cooper Anderson
64. I will stop pushing Blaine and Finn together to mock the height difference.
65. I will stop asking Finn if his 'thing' really looks like that.
66. I will not call the producers of Animal Planet in a panic to report that one of the meerkats from Meerkat Manor has escaped and is now living under the assumed name of Sebastian Symthe.
67. I will not call out "CAT FIGHT" whenever Coach Sue, Coach Beiste, and/or
Coach Washington get into a fight (I'm pretty sure NO ONE wants to see that!
*shudders*).
68. I will not replace all of Emma's cleverly worded pamphlets w/ dirty sounding ones no matter how much I crave the need to.
-If this is what you crave I would seriously consider seeing a doctor about that.
69. I will not tell everyone Mr. Shue is a Pedophile.
70. I will not kidnap Kurt & Blaine for "personal" reasons
71. I will not give Rory M rated romance fan-fiction of Mr. Shue & glee club Members.
72. I will stop claiming I am the father of Sue's baby
-Especially if I am a female.
73. I will stop throwing $1 bills at Sam.
74. I will not claim to have/trick Brittany into giving me a Brittana sex tape.
75. Mike is not mute and therefore I do not need to encourage the use of sign language to communicate with him.
-Besides, I don't actually know sign language.
