#105-106 by TeamRockyGleek
#107-108 by TwinGleeks101
#109-110 by The Nerdy Mirror Maze Queen
#111-117 by stephpb1298
105. I will never mention the Night of Neglect again.
-Even if it's to compliment Tina's amazing performance.
106. Blaine is not Harry Freakin' Potter.
107. I will not bring a trout into school and say to Sam that it's "his long lost twin brother".
-Nor will I dress it in a hoodie and a blonde wig and attempt to pass it off as Sam when he's not there.
108. I will not claim that dementors can't suck out Emma's soul simply because she is a ginger.
-I should know by now I'm not allowed to make anymore Harry Potter references.
109. I will not force Kurt to do drag.
110. Sue is not related to Lord Tubbington in anyway and her child is not a cat-human hybrid.
-I will not "accidentally" suggest this to Brittany.
111. I will not break out into song every time something dramatic happens.
112. I will not ask Principal Figgins if he hides dead bodies in his basement.
113. I will not ask Finchel when they plan on having a divorce.
114. I will not lock Puck in a room with his sister and her friends and tell them to make him pretty for a tea party.
115. I will not stuff Sam's locker with tennis balls.
116. I will not lock Finn and Rachel in a room and put a hidden camera inside.
-I will not to this to Santana and Brittany, Mike and Tina or Blaine and Kurt either.
117. I will not attempt to in any way shape or form explain to the ND that they are not real and are only characters on a popular FOX show.
118. I will not attempt to cut Joe's dreads, especially if I intend to sell them.
119. I will not pass around a petition for Tina to get a solo.
-Yes we all know she deserves one, not much we can do about it.