#120-126 by TheShrimpyGleek
#127-128 by I'mNeverSayingGoodbyeToYou
#129-132 by tokyogirl0093
#133-134 by TwinGleeks101
120. I will not ask Puck if I can pet the squirrel on his head.
121. I will not poke Brad to see how long it will take for him to snap.
122. I will not bring in extra furniture and encourage Blaine to jump on it.
123. I will not follow Blaine around singing the theme song.
124. I will not call Tina "Bella" nor will I call Mike "Edward" or vice versa.
125. I will not ask Sam if he knows any dance moves because I want to see him do body rolls.
126. I will not order a taco combo meal from Santana every time I see her.
127. I will not (no matter how funny it is) persuade Brittany to pour
Lucky Charms on the floor and ask Rory to pick up all the marshmallows.
128. I will not tell Sue that I hired Gloria Allred to tell me who the father of her baby is.
129. I will not mention Chandler in front of Blaine for fear facing the wrath that is raging Blainers. You've seen what he can do to that punching bag!*shudders*
130. I will not hog-tie Mr. Schue in order to prevent him from rapping. No matter how much the NDs, Sue, and the rest of the world would thank me.
131. I will not track down Wes and David, Nick and Jeff, or any other Warblers and demand that they "get it on" or insist that they are "meant to be".
132. I will not bring up the possibility of changing the Warblers' uniform from blue ties with red piping to red ties with blue piping for fear of starting a Warbler Riot.
133. I will not re-enact Finchel's love with puppets at random intervals.
134. I will not say "Bum bum buuuuuuuuuum" every time something happens.
*Don't worry if you don't see yours yet…Next chapter will be up soon! :)
