#135-139 by TeamRockyGleek
#140 by TwinGleeks101
#141-145 by Scarlett
#146-149 by The Nerdy Mirror Maze Queen
135. The following songs are off limits forever: Push It, TiK ToK, Run Joey Run, With You I'm Born Again, and anything by Britney Spears or anything from Rocky Horror.
136. I will not attempt to recruit middle or elementary school students to ND.
137. I will not start a petition claiming Kurt should be allowed to join the girls' team next year.
138. The collective group of Blaine, Kurt, Brittany and Santana are not to be referred to as the "Gay Squad".
-Of course, this only applies if you value your life.
139. I will not send Ken Tanaka, Carl Howell or Terri Schuester an invitation to Will and Emma's wedding.
-Nor will I kidnap, blackmail, trick or do anything that results in their attendance.
140. I will not refer Sam as a "Golden Retriever" and toss him a tennis ball.
141. I will not tape Kurt's performance of 'Not The Boy Next Door' and constantly replay it in front of Blaine.
142. I will not 'casually' ask Kurt about Chandler in front of Blaine.
143. I will not ask Brad if he really does store someone in his basement.
144. I will not break out into 'Don't Rain On My Parade' in front of Rachel.
145. I will not ask Quinn when she is getting out of her wheelchair.
146. For the last time it was Kurt's performance that impressed Carmen Tibot not his rip-off-pants.
-keep telling yourself what you need to believe.
147. I will not show Blaine "Harry Potter Musical" no matter how funny his reaction would be.
148. Finn's real father is not Frankenstein so I should not ask him what starring in Son of Frankenstein was like.
149. Kurt isn't a unicorn, he doesn't poop rainbow glitter and he most certainly will not let me rid him over a glitter rainbow.