#150-157 by MusicalRose1210
#158-163 by stephpb1298
150. I will not beg Santana, Sugar, Brittany, and Tina to re-enact The Cell Block Tango in front of Coach Bieste.
151. I will not raise my voice and point when I talk to Blaine
-Nor will I refuse to make eye contact with him.
152. I will not tie Emma to a chair and force her to eat unwashed grapes.
-Or make her watch me eat unwashed grapes
153. I will not demand three wishes from Rory
154. I will not say "Jesse" and "Eggs" in the same sentence.
155. I will not say "Slushie" and "Rock Salt" in the same sentence
156. I will not say "Chandler" and "Kurt" in the same sentence.
157. I will not lock Jesse, Puck, and Finn in a room with "Run Joey Run" on repeat.
158. I will not ask Tina why she thinks she deserves a solo when Rachel is
Obviously much more talented than her
159. I will not ask Finn and Rachel what they did after performing Paradise by the Dashboard Lights at Nationals. Nor will I sneak a hidden camera into their hotel room.
160. I will not mention New York to the Furt brothers unless I want to die.
161. I will not tell Finn that Rachel is leaving him for some Broadway guy, while he is off being a hero in the army.
162. Asking any of the New Directions to take bets on the chances of Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, Samcedes, Quick or Chang Squared endgame is prohibited.
163. I will not claim to be Finn and Rachel's secret child that was conceived in front of the fireplace, no matter how true it might be (and it isn't).
164. I will not petition for a Mike-Tina or Samcedes goodbye scene.
165. I will not petition to make Brittany graduate.*
*Seriously glee she's a cheerleader, class president, in Glee club and on the brainiacs but she doesn't get to graduate? Really?