#214-215 by MusicalRose1210
#216 by alovestorytoldincupsofcoffee
#217-218 by wickaholic
214. I am not allowed to rig the votes at next year's prom so that Brittany is king (It was pure injustice!)
215. I am not allowed to tell Kurt that the next time he opens his mouth a little purse is going to fall out
216. I am not allowed to keep singing "Hakuna Matata" at Sebastian every five minutes.
217. I will not shout "KLAINEBOWS!" every time Kurt and Blaine kiss.
218. I will not shout "LET ME LOVE YOU!" to Kurt.
219. I will stop pretending to be a psychologist or psychiatrist and diagnosing the glee club members.
220. I will stop creating problems to diagnose the glee club members with.
221. I will not call the INS on Rory.
222. If I am called into any teachers office, I will not loudly proclaim in the hallways that there is "no proof", especially when I'm not in trouble...yet.
223. I cannot pretend that the Warblers are invisible and comically pretend to find them because they are "missing".
224. I will not create sock puppets of the Glee kids, Will, Sue, or anyone else for that matter and recreate and episode of glee in an exaggerated matter.
225. I will stop insisting Artie is a robot.
226. As well intentioned as I may be, I will stop organizing a group to go and beat up Cooter for hitting Coach Beastie. It'll just make things worse.
227. I will not tell Quinn and Finn that Santana was the one who gave both of them mono.
228. I will not show any of the glee club members stories where they are of the opposite gender or sexual preference.
-They can't perform together if they can't look at each other with a straight face.
229. I will not convince Jesse that winning Rachel back (again) will be the ultimate acting exercise.