#230-231 by MusicalRose1210
#232-236 by Sunday morning on Saturday
#237-245 by The Silver Scarf
230. I cannot show the club any mpreg stories.
-EVER
231. I also cannot show them any of SIMGMs Glee spoofs either...even though that would also be hysterical.
232. I will not encourage "Kurtbastian."
233. I will not explain how "Furt" isn't always brotherly in some fanfics.
234. I will not force brad to proclaim his "undying love" towards a glee member.
235. I will not tell Rachel the truth about her winning prom queen.
236. I will stop comparing Blaine to a puppy.
237. I am not allowed to suggest or hint in any way, shape or form that Sue may be older than thirty-one.
-That's just begging for trouble.
238. I will not go up to Kurt and Blaine and demand them to re-enact any of their romantic times.
-Same goes for every couple.
-Especially the non-canon ones.
239. I will not ask Sue to call Gloria Allred to deal with my legal issues.
240. I will not bring samurai swords to school and ask Mike or Tina to "go ninja".
241. I will not comment on how Kurt didn't see Blaine without hair gel until MONTHS after they became sexually active.
242. I will not blackmail and/or frighten Figgins into letting Brittany graduate.
243. I will not start a petition to get a Kurt shirtless scene.
-No matter how many people sign it.
244. I will not play dominoes with Sue's trophies.
245. I will not tell Finn to march or stand to attention.
- He is bigger than me and I need to accept my limitations.