*246-249 by acciojubjubbird
*250 by KlaineHummerson
*251-253 by SergeantGullible12
*254 by Twilightlover326
246. I will not refer to Blaine & Rachel as the Anderberry's
247. I will not ask Kurt where his gum wrapper promise ring is.
248. I will not refer to Emma as Bambi.
249. I will not tell Brittany that wade is Mercedes in disguise.
250. I will not tell Sue that Cooper Anderson wants to get her pregnant again.
-That'd just cause some riots.
251. I will not cause another pregnancy drama, no matter how much I wish to.
252. I will not ask students around a hallway performance if they can hear the music.
253. I will not ask the band members if they are psychic, since they seem to know the music perfectly to every song they sing.
254. I will not convince Kurt to audition for the musical for the part of Annie.
255. I will not question why all of the college students suddenly have free time to come back to McKinley.
256. I will compare the glee club to Kidz Bop.
257. I will stop calling Jake and Marley 'Puckleberry 2.0'
258. I will stop asking why Mr. Schue just wanders the hallways instead of teaching actual classes.
259. I should not suggest a group trip to Briarcliff Asylum.
260. I cannot continue on with my life pretending "The Break Up' episode didn't happen.