#261 by wickaholic
#262-265 by jollyrancher-25
#266-272 by MagicNinjaUnicorn
#273 by daisycupcake811
#274-275 by D0ll
261. I will not go up Kurt and say "quick! You're needed in Jersey Boys! They're running out of falsettos!"
262. I will not question where all the Slushies randomly appear from.
263. I will not question why no teachers see students getting slushied in the face.
264. I will not ask who's going to replace Mr. Schue when he leaves.
-Even though Bryan Ryan would be awesome.
265. I will not ask how Rachel and Kurt could afford all of the furniture in their apartment.
266. No matter how curious I get, I cannot question why during classes, people can wander around the hallways.
267. For the last time, re-enacting Miss July's freak out is not allowed to happen again.
-No matter how funny it was.
268. I probably shouldn't call Blaine out on being such a hypocrite about the whole cheating thing, since he got pissed at Kurt for only TEXTING someone.
269. I will not suggest that Kitty sleep with Jake and then give her baby to Marley's mom, then go crazy trying to get it back.
-Even if this is what needs to happen if she's expected to be the new Quinn.
270. No, I can't try to track down Mike and demand and official Tike breakup rather than one sentence and nothing more.
271. I will not question why the Cheerios always back up the glee club's performances even if they supposedly hate them.
272. I will not question the glee logic that Surprise Performances earns a "You Suck New Directions!" and Prom gets a "Woohoo, go New Directions!"
273. I will not throw a slushy at Brittany unless I want Santana's alter ego 'Sinx' to attack.
274. I am not allowed to call Marley 'Mary Sue'.
-even if she is one, she still wouldn't get the reference
275. I am not allowed to ask Marley where the golf course is even though she totally needs to ditch those golfer hats.
276. I will not scream "Finchel!" and cry loudly during McKinley's production of Greece, especially during 'You're the One That I Want".