#293-297 by Emilygleefinchelfangirl
#298-301 by MagicNinjaUnicorn
#302-309 by SergeantGullible12
293. I will stop asking Finn why he is wearing sweater vest all of a sudden.
294. I will not ask why a gradated student is allowed to play a part in the school musical.
295. I will not lock Kitty in a room with Marley to see if they become Faberry 2.0 or kill each other.
296. I am not allowed to keep poking Marley in the stomach to see if she'll blow up.
297. I am not allowed to kill the new evil Warbler for taking the nationals trophy and make Blaine commit show choir terrorism.
298. I will not ask why everybody helped Kitty in making fun of
Marley, yet still act like her best friend.
299. I will not sob and demand that sweet, awesome season 1 Tina that talks and doesn't complain all the time return to the show.
300. I will not start a fight between Jake and Ryder.
301. I will not call in Santana to slap Finn for calling Sue's baby retarded.
302. I will not question the lack of flaws in any of the new characters.
303. I will not ask when Kurt 2.0, Brittany 2.0 and Santana 2.0 are going to be introduced.
304. I will not question why a freshly graduated, young TEENAGE boy is allowed to run a glee club on a whim.
305. I will not ponder how Finn will afford anything for the club.
306. I will not grab all the Season 3 characters and drag them back to the Gleeful days of early season 3/ late season 2.
307. I will not make Rachel give Tina a lesson on 'How to Be the Star and How to Crush Anyone in Your Way.'
308. I will not whack Finn on the head for choosing 'Gangnam Style' as a song for Sectionals because it's in a completely different language.
309. I will not ask Santana to slap some angry emotions into Marley.