#326 by rogue4ever
#327-345 by Klainefan4eva
#346-3478by klaineLove1998
#349 by Glee1DLife

326. I will never bring up how Kurt was ignoring Blaine and almost cheated on him with a guy he met at a music store and never was blamed for it.

327. I will not tell the glee club that they are a TV show and are actually not in high school or college.

328. I will not tell Finn that he is actually in his 30's and dating somebody that is almost 10 years younger than him. 329. I will not tell Finn that he dated Taylor Swift.

330. I will not call Kurt and Blaine 'The Gay Twinklevie Twins' if I value my life and/or emotions.

331. I will not tell Rachel that she has kissed Mr. Schuester, or vice versa.

332. I will not tell Brittany Kitty is half cat
-Or tell Brittany Kitty is related to Lord Tubington
-Or get Brittany to feed Kitty cat food.

333. Do not EVER call Marley's mom fat if you value your life.

334 I will never tell Sue that she should be a therapist.
-no matter how funny her reaction is

335. I will never tell Emma that she once had little blue creatures running around her house while married to Bryan Ryan.

336. I will never tell Sue that she was a nun that was nice to orphaned children and the three stooges.

337. I will never tell Sue that she was a video game character that shot bugs and married a guy named Fix-It Felix.

338. I will never tell Kurt that he is struck by lightening and killed.

339. I will not stage a moisturizer intervention for Kurt.

340. I will not start a petition to get Kurt back into those 10 inch Lady Gaga crab heels.
-No matter how many people would actually sign it.

341. I will not bring up how the Trouble Tones lost at Sectionals around Santana, Mercedes, Brittany, or Sugar.

342. I will not ask Sam if he tastes like a chocolatey trout.

343. I will stop asking Brad if he is God.
-Even if he always knows what songs they want to sing. He never speaks, but he knows what you need.

344. I will stop asking why everything bad happens to Kurt.
-his dad has a heart attack, then a bully kisses him then threatens to kill him, elected prom queen, loses student body election, no NYADA, then his boyfriend cheats, then his dad has prostate cancer, is there no break for this guy?

345. I will not explain what Karley is.

346. I will not ask Blaine and Rachel for a piece of DNA (of any kind) to see if their truly related.

347. I will not rub in Kurt face that every that good has happen to him, had also brought him bad luck.

348. I will not stalk Bram everyday nor will I leave them threatening letter that if they get back with their soul mates( Mercedes & Santana) They will die.

349. I will not lock Finn, Rachel, Blaine and Kurt in the choir room and demand that they share all their secrets.